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pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ok so i had a whole intro thread written out and the damn browser crashed on me. so here we go again.

i told gnor i was gonna do this if she didn't herself, and since she's refusing to write it, here it is. the truth about gnor....

name: gaynor
location: perth, OZ
favorite things: rocks, plastic castles that sit on rocks, wet fish, blue fish named dory
been spinning since: january
favorite things to do: sit in the HOP chat room (she's addicted), send lovely pictures and funny emails to pounce and narr, hit people with wet fish, poi, medieval reenactment, looking at rocks
first HOP she met in person: dentrassi
first thing they did: hug
next thing they did: introduce themselves
wants: a glomp smilie for the chatroom, a wet fish smilie for the chatroom, to teach all her friends poi, to fly all her HOP friends to see her in OZ and spin together

ok i think i've done enough damage. biggrin

ya, she's gonna hurt me for this one.

oh, and she's afraid no one will say hi to her so everyone must come and visit her thread hundreds of times to make her feel as loved as she is biggrin

oh ya, she's definately gonna hurt me for this one.

**giggles**

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
i have christmas music stuck in my head.......

involuntarily wiggles butt to the jazzy version of "Deck the Halls"

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ooh i got it! here's your gift gnor....

[Old link]

look, it's concealed in a rock too. if you just sit here on the rock, and then press that button there......

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Jeez..thanks Ta..Pounce..Have you given me whatI think you have..??

I get images of Lightning Pounce and numerous other women wriggling and Licking????????

I keep telling you I am too conservative for that sort of thing!!!!!

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
..and I am going to apologise here too for being ungrateful....sorry darl...PMT strikes again

hug hug hug hug kiss kiss kiss

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
oh don't worry hun, i linked it to the safe cuddly pile area of my thread, all g-rated, i assure you biggrin

**giggles**

actually i'm pretty sure that links directly to the hair playing area of my thread biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Yeah, lately your thread's been a bit tame.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ya it has! i think it's all the mods running around these days frown

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Can't have sex...unicycles will see us! Can't have sex...unicycles will see us! Can't have sex... ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*rubs head* OW!!!!!! i got distracted by the rock and bumped my head on this thread ubbcrying

haha! lightening cant have sex!!!! ubblol.....wait! does that mean i cant have sex too?????? on second thorts, if im concussed from that bump to the head it might not be such a good idea anyway! oh no!

ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove spank

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
my thread will never be the same again


the unicycles are coupling.......arhhhhhhsggggg

rushes out traumatised

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
rocks back and forth to the phrase "can't have sex, unicycles will see is]/i]

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
covers the cycles eyes and then gently leads Lightning and Pounce back to Pounces thread..

anyone trained in unicycle therapy??

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


ElannaSILVER Member
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA


Posted:
Nope! But I'm trained in glomp therapy! tongue

*glomps Gnor before skipping off* hug wave

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*

Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
*bounces in*

*polishes the fish rock*

*bounces out again*

*but delivers all these first ...... ubblove hug kiss ubblove hug kiss ubblove hug kiss ubblol*

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
ooooooo ooo..my rock is shiny and I am glomped Yayay..

hug hug ubblove kiss kiss hug hug

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*comes in with a bucket of slushballs*

Anyone seen Kinudin?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
Allo Gnor stopped thought to say hi... Hi!!

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
*bump*

throws the unicylcles into Lightnings thread and artfully places rocks around, plants catnip and drapes girly chiffony bits around

hmmmmmmmm

snaffles more smelly oils for here too.....

Now thats better........

unicylcles...*shudder*.....

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
OOOOOoooooooooooooo!! love what you've done with the place biggrin

where'd you get the rock?

hug

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
its a damn fine fish rock from a special friend biggrin

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
wow they must be a very generous friendly friend huh!?!! you are very lucky! wink

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
a very specail friend......

....from a very special shop in the UK,,,,

hug hug

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
bet shes really pretty to ..bi@$h!

ubblol

but not as beautiful as the gnorc :hug hug

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
comes dancing through the thread, wiggling her butt, while wearing a fish shaped hat and clanking two rocks together. the crowd just stares at her and she dances through, not saying a word, and leaves

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
hubba hubba...maybe i do like girls after all......


nice hat darl

ubblove

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Quote:

bet shes really pretty to ..bi@$h!




she is ....cos it was you you you
ubblol ubblol ubblol biggrin hug hug

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Puk starts doing his naughty monkey routine now . Starts swinging off the chandelear.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Yay..I have Puk in my room on the chandeliar....woo hooo...

puts on springy boots and jumps up to give Puk a hug

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol

ubblove

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
WOW bouncey boots!!

*runs off to invest in some*

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


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