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9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ok so i had a whole intro thread written out and the damn browser crashed on me. so here we go again.
i told gnor i was gonna do this if she didn't herself, and since she's refusing to write it, here it is. the truth about gnor....
name: gaynor
location: perth, OZ
favorite things: rocks, plastic castles that sit on rocks, wet fish, blue fish named dory
been spinning since: january
favorite things to do: sit in the HOP chat room (she's addicted), send lovely pictures and funny emails to pounce and narr, hit people with wet fish, poi, medieval reenactment, looking at rocks
first HOP she met in person: dentrassi
first thing they did:
next thing they did: introduce themselves
wants: a glomp smilie for the chatroom, a wet fish smilie for the chatroom, to teach all her friends poi, to fly all her HOP friends to see her in OZ and spin together
ok i think i've done enough damage.
ya, she's gonna hurt me for this one.
oh, and she's afraid no one will say hi to her so everyone must come and visit her thread hundreds of times to make her feel as loved as she is
oh ya, she's definately gonna hurt me for this one.
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oh i'm wriggling, alright!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
If I don't finish the sentence, will you wriggle more?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i'll always wriggle for you baby
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
It's a pounce! *pats the pounce*
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
*purrs*
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
mmmmm....rock.
/gnor
/pounce
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I want Brenn to pat me!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
jealous?
*pats doc* so i'm not brenn but i will nibble on your ears
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*wriggles*
*wriggles more*
*wriggles a mini-super soaker filled with chocolate milk out of his pants pocket and drills Pounce square in the face with it at point-blank range*
SURPRISE!!!!!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
bah!!! meanie! *nibbles doc's ears more*
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
maybe you need to explain "toast" to me as well????
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Your the one who said toast was a ewephenism. Or arther a Neurism.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
no I didn't (i don't think so)
toast for me is "grilled bread" but I was starting to wonder that it might be something else for crazy old HoPpers!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
You absolutely did...
You asked me the name of my toast.
Unless of course you name all your slices of toast.
queity steps away from the man who is looking like getting a straighjacket in another thread Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
maybe I do need a straitjacket - I remember that conversation differently! 
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
I guess thats better than the one I get of
" I dont remember saying that"
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
same thing though!!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Never trust someone called george...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
that's only if you're a dragon and do the maiden thing. Everyone else is fine.
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
What if you're a dragon and are cute and adorable?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
then you can trust the George
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I don't trust that wink though...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*picks up that chocolate milk-filled Super Soaker and drills George in the face*
SURPRISE!!!!!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
*whispers to Rougie* hey Rougie....i think we have to confiscate that Super Soaker from Doc....he's getting into far too much mischief. i have a feeling he won't go down without a fight though. care to tackle him with me?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Ok then...
ready...
1....
2...
3....
*TACKLE*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i'll hold him down while you tickle him and grab the Super Soaker!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
But he might enjoy it!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Not if you girls do it. I'll stay back here out of thrashing range and cover him with the Super Soaker - if he moves, I'm gonna drill him.
Mike that hole in my face is kinda hurty...
oh wait, that's my mouth and it's aching for more marmite - it's hours since breakfast! marmite marmite marmite
That gives me a better idea girls - you tickle him, I'll hold this spoonful of marmite near his mouth - if he makes one false move he's gonna get it
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
George. Dragon killer to torturer....
Gnooooor! VT and I are trying to talk to you on msn. When I come to Perth I think I might just beat up your msn.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Smear him in vegemite like he is warm toast
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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