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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


Non-Https Image Link




the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
for mike.

and i'll swap you this pure jack herrer packed sliff for just two tiny chunks of maple candy...

sweet

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave...........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Mysterio - Lord Of Confusionmember
65 posts
Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably


Posted:
excuse me, dave, but my wife would like to use your toilet.

Dear Mr Coalman
I'd like to cancel my order. I've decided that the use of fossil fuels to power my Chaos Engine is environmentally irresponsible. I'll be relying on hamsterwheel technology from now on.
Regards,
Mysterio

"Thats very confusing"


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello Sir!
Good weekend? How was Synergy? Hope you're doing OK today at work!

So tonight....you going?

*starts to flutter her eyelids at the lovely man that is Cole*

You know how I went last Monday and how I was so lovely and made a copy of my notes to give you, so that you didn't really miss out. Well I have an idea
how about you do me the same favour tonight, cos I don't think I'm going to make it....

Pretty please.

Here - I just rolled you a bit fat sliff...you sit there and smoke away. Would you like a drink, tea? or can I tempt you to something stronger?



[ 25. March 2003, 00:28: Message edited by: Hels Bells ]

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


DizMr Dizzy....
154 posts
Location: Spiralling into uncertainty


Posted:
Hey hey hey,

Guess who's got some pics of our adventures in Smallboys car park (that doesn't sound to rude does it?)(Bam Bam and smallboy i'm looking at you for dirty comments ).

I'll have them with me tomorrow, but i got them develped on to CD so i'll e-mail you copies as well.

Diz

"To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."
A Fortune Cookie


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
no problemo on the notes tonight hels (although we will have to go together one week so we can actually swap all the notes we've taken for each other!).

synergy was massive lots and lots of people there to play with and a cool venue to boot.

thank-you for the sliff - i'll save it until after school otherwise i'm sure to doze off

diz - lovely job i have your spin on video that i can chuck onto a disc for ya if you'd like (although i warn you, i am rather slow at sorting this kind of thing out so tomorrow is an unlikely target ).

mysterio - hamsterpower has been shown to release more harmful gasses into the atmosphere than traditional fossil fuel methods. however, if you are certain of your choice of fuel, i will supply the 8426 hamsters you will require to power your 'engine of chaos' - i'm assuming this is just yet another name for your knackered old washing machine?


!!! DAILY(ish) ORANGE POI UPDATE!!!

got mr moohaahaa's straight arm 5bt weave last week and synergy yielded 4bt waistwraps and crap rev isolations (crap cos i was standing next to glass with his solid-as-ya-like renditions of the same move). still trying for more btb ww's... ow!

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Mysterio - Lord Of Confusionmember
65 posts
Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably


Posted:
Dear Mr Coalman,

Thank you for your kind offer RE: Rodent Supply. However your point about the damaging effect of methane on the "Oh Zown" layer is well made, and I have henceforth decided that hamsterwheel technology is not for me.
I shall now be attempting to power my wa...
*ahem*
...Chaos Engine with use of modified indecisionometers. These devices usually measure the probability of decisions being made. They're used for situations such as deciding how long a hypothetical young lady is going to take to get ready to go out.

This minor predictive miracle is performed by measuring the ripples in undetermined quantum wave-functions, using a very very small tape measure. My idea is to instead use the flow of these ripples of uncertainty to turn my now discarded hamsterwheels, like some kind of Dread Mill Of Confusion.

I haven't decided what the best location for my Chaos Engine's Dread Mill Of Confusion would be. Somewhere close to as much indecision as possible.

As a qualified physicist and supplier of combustible minerals, what is your opinion?

Yours Faithfully,
Mysterio LoC

"Thats very confusing"


Mysterio - Lord Of Confusionmember
65 posts
Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably


Posted:
ps. Straight Arm 5beat

Straight in what sense?

I thought I was the Lord of Confusion, not you.

"Thats very confusing"


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
my opinion...? put it next to me and glass while we're trying to leave a club - indecision in spades my friend, spades
or maybe you could just keep it with you while you unsuccessfully decide where to put it.


and the straight arm 5bt? i meant straight, as in 'not bent'.
see, i'm not that cryptic really...
tell me your other screenname and i might tell ya more about this lovely move...

anyway, you might be lord of confusion but my dad is the earl of confoundment and as such i am permanently baffled by life and its myriad bizarre occurances (i saw a real dog yesterday - can you believe that?).

i bid you good day sir.



[ 25. March 2003, 23:05: Message edited by: coleman ]

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Mysterio - Lord Of Confusionmember
65 posts
Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by coleman:
tell me your other screenname and i might tell ya more about this lovely move...
I have no idea what you're alluding to, sir

"Thats very confusing"


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
yes you are...we know all about you

just think i know of 7 people on HOP that have two login names..and use the two of them very often and often just talk using the two of them and so it appears as if they are having a conversation...

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i have no idea what you're alluding to sir

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
now witness this...
originally by mystero lord of confusion
quote:
i have no idea what you're alluding to sir

originally by coleman
quote:
i have no idea what you're alluding to sir

i rest my case..

Mysterio - Lord Of Confusionmember
65 posts
Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably


Posted:
I think we've been rumbled

"Thats very confusing"


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
he worked it out even before i did. i have no idea what could have given us away...

here, even though we're the same person now, i bet you don't know my mum's name!

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:


Ow!! My head hurts!!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
good evening lord mysterio. how are we tomorrow?
morning kat - hope your head doesn't hurt too much anymore (and that you're less sleepy now ).

!!! DAILY(ish) ORANGE POI UPDATE!!!

windmill (and the giant one) the other way to what i'm used to. yes i can do this now. no i couldn't before. still can't do the other btb waistwraps

i tried devilsticks (cheers ads) and diablo (cheers ad) last night. devil stick is ridiculously hard. diablo is fun.

and now i've got me some double staffs on loan from the the infinitely kind and just as beautiful bammy
had a little play whilst waiting for my lift home last night and i got that one that's like them going opposites and doing some in front and some behind and then i turned round and did it the other way. and i can do it all low or going hip to shoulder.
i think i like sticks now seriously looking forward to my very own 5 1/2'ers!
must go north, must go north, must go north.

my incentives to play are increasing rapidly.
i nearly took a sicky today just so i could play with sticks!

i get the feeling summer is well on its way...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Morning cole,

Less sleepy today. Dreams were bit more hazy last night (thanks to Jon and Jez )

But prolly cause you commented on my dreams you made an appearance! I don't know why but you were sleeping under a cupboard!

Hmmm

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
i must agree,....jez's stuff was VERY VERY sweet for what it was (for those of you who can guess...)

mine (well simians as i nicked it off him ages ago..) was also rather good i belive..

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Indeed and it was! CHEERS my dear

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Kat:
I don't know why but you were sleeping under a cupboard!

Hmmm

it was because someone had already taken my favourite spot - curled up in front of the tumble dryer in the laundry basket.

next time i will expect to find a little more room to sleep when i'm visiting your dreams kat.
i'll bring some dream weed too so we can have a smoke with mr marley, janis joplin and john belushi

and thank-you for the blunt jon - sterling effort my friend

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
i was honestly so pleased with the joint i made with kat.....

so i take it you liked the one i gave you cole?

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
It was very pretty Jon!! And tasty too! Pity there is no photographic evidenence, but I'll vouch for your joint making skills!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Yipee! ;¬)

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote from bam:

"i feel like bob marley holding this!"

'nuff said.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
didnt it go along the lines of:

"thats a real bob marley bifta"

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
semantics innit mate.

they both mean 'good joint' (even if it was a bit small ).

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
but the fatness in both size and quality made up for it

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
You still talking about the size of your joints Jon or something else??

Quick run for your lives - the sewage from Bambam's threat is spreading here. Another HOP thread slipping into the gutter

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Yep I can also see this thread joining gutter level....well done guys

Jon: you are now the HOP Bob the bifta man. Now do as you're told and "Skin Up"

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


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