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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


Non-Https Image Link




the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
Lubrication

T

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Bad Boy +)

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by +):
Lubrication

T




Ping anyone?

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Pong Princess

Bams

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
pong, pong, pong.

thank-you princess
that is well needed after my 3 hours of sleep last night...

<--- looks like its yawning dunnit.

i'm bored. i wan't to go home, chill out and juggle until half eleven before sinking into my bed for at least 12 to 14 hours.

had a wicked night last night though

's to all you lovely people that made it out to the bush

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
here bam, take my hand and follow me, that's right just a little...


YOINK! HAHAHAAA!!

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm bored too! Want to go home now and not in one hour and 10 minutes

hmmm...what else can I search for on the internet?

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
search for raccoon fellatio

standard answer that one

but it is out there if you look long and hard (oo-er) enough...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
ET and alf porn

Its going to be the next challenge in clapham palace
if you get it we'll give you a video

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
so in a fit of boredom, i think i stumbled across the most useless page on the internet:

massage whoopi's feet

and a few days ago, i found the best website i've found for a good while - made me *very* happy but i did spend lots and lots of money...

fluozies baby!

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


KaliBRONZE Member
member
577 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany


Posted:
Eh...not too incredibly sure what's going on in your thread, Cole.
Just wanted to say that it was good seeing you this weekend. Had a lovely time at Poi in the Park.

Beauty is the conscious sum of all our perversions.-Salvador DaliHope without action is hopeless.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
do'h! missed me a kali visit didn't i
sorry honey - at least i didn't miss you in real life

coleman update for those who know me:
have made no headway with my video bar getting my first decent bit of glow on video, courtesy of deviant. only about five minutes but much more like the stuff i've been spinning recently and not just back garden footage.
got sunburnt and am currently in the process of growing a new outer layer.
skint and tired (the two standards ).
still crap @ sticks.
and clubs.
poi has got all hard again - level two well on its way but still f*ckin with my head - but am getting neat enough to be happy to spin some of this new stuff in front of strangers now (ie. @ parties).
juggling balls is harder and i think quite a bit more fun.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Ahh Cole your new outer layer is beautiful but you inner layer sparkles like no other

Thank you for everything

Lisa
X

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
watch it cole, youll put down poi in favor of balls, and then who would I steal moves off?

T

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
Juggling clubs is hard, but if they wern't, they'd bend and be even harder to catch and spin properly

I'm at your house Cole.
Where are you?? I'm so lost. You must be at wurk. I'll give you and all the lovely peeps some lullabyes to help with your days.

Sikth are really good
Get on your needs and scrub the deck, I wanna see you sweating, make sure your in my quaters around half past ten this evening. He didn't like this one bit. He's got to get another job, so he jumped of the boat and swam to shore.
"You like the ladies eh? I see you got good taste, Miranda very nice girl, VERY nice girl."
"Whats that supposed to mean, your tryin' ta say somethin say it? Very friendly girl? VERY FRIENDLY GIRL! Whats that supposed ta mean?"
Taken from the song 'How may I help you'


Gravediggaz too.
"Gravy, yeah, uh huh. Ya don't pull on Supermans cape. Ya don't spit into the wind. Ya don't pull the mask of the old Lone Ranger, and ya can't muk with me yeah ma man, so check it out"
"Will a villain ever learn, I kill 'em like a mad germ, I burn MC's like a bad perm, do not turn, cos I got you on my infa-red, once I got em, I pop 'em like a pimples head.
Taken from 'Here comes the GraveDiggaz'

Check 'em out kiddies. Its the greatest music on earth. Apart some other stuff that some of you may prefer.

I learnt that clocks actually have 5 circles yesterday. 4 small ones and a big one. Maybe it could be waistwraped?? What d'ya reckon Cole?

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
quote:
I burn MC's like a bad perm
what the crap?!?!

MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
Bad perms. They burn hair. Burn is like street talk for when you MC better than someone else. Ask Eminem. I thought you where far more urban than that Jon

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
yes...i know what burning is....

i just didtn know that hairdoos can talk.

MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
He burns MC's like bad perms burn hair.

It is a literary tool known as a simile. This is when you compare one thing to another using 'as' or 'like'.

Next lesson I'll show you how to use a metaphor

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Jon? Urban?

He's about as urban as a pinemartin selling goosebury jam out the back of a tractor

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Ohh no, what have I come into???

Coleman HELP

Oooppss nice lunch

Hey Moohahahaa skin up!

Barmy

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
metaphor you say..

i did those in english GCSE!

um...

{at this point i would usually remember what the hell a metaphor is and give an example, but, as I cant, i will let someone else do that while i sulk off feeling embarassed}

simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
A "Metaphor" is the higher form of a "Phor" which is a mispronounced kind of Norse God. But its also a clever way to tell lies that are actually true. Probably.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
if so...then what is metaphysics?

or metamorphosis

simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Meta means above or beyond

Meta-physics deals with questions relating to the Universe that cannot be answered using the scientific method

Meta-morphosis is when something changes beyond all recognition

Meta-phor is a really big Phor

Meta-Godzilla doesn't exist, but should.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i am jack's utter confusion and astonishment.

that's a metaphor that is jon.

i've been ranting about gay people with the worst person in the world to try and have a rational debate with and there's been all this amusing nonsense going on in my intro.
dammit, i wish i'd just let other people deal with it

and johnny was here too and he's never here?!

we've had lullabyes, so how about a nursury rhyme:

'lie naked on the floor and let the messiah go through our souls, lie naked on the floor and let the messiah go all through our souls, die, like a mother f*cker, die, like a mother f*cker, die, like a mother f*cker, why, like a mother f*cker. I want to f*ck my way to the garden, cause
everyone, needs, a mother, f*cker!'

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
*Ahem*

Master Cole...

I think the two of us shoud have a talk

Barmy

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
Hello Bammy you gorgeous minx-like creation

Yes, Mr Coleman, I entered your abide, and quite nice it was too.
Definately time for some more sing alongs.
You have to let the kiddies know you were singing System of a Down, Suite-pee. Just in case they were interested.

Now a spiffing song from those cheeky upstarts, a perfect circle, with Judith

Your such an inspiration for the ways that I will never ever choose to be
Oh so many way for me to show you how your saviour has abandoned you.
**** your god
Your lord, your christ
He did this,
Took all you had and
Made you this way.
Still you pray, never stray, never
Taste of the fruit
Never thought to question why?

On a lighter note, Bloodhound Gangs 'I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks'

My friend Jerry van de Graf kissed me in Home Ec class
Later in the locker room, some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass,
I said "Guys I'm like you, I like monster trucks too, wanna see how many push ups I can do?"
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks.

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mums hairstylist, his nme is Kip he's got a lisp, he talkth like thith
And wear my mothers lingerie, learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I just wish I was queer, so I could get chicks

So there you go kiddies, sage words of advice from people who are rockstars, so their view on reality is obviously the only true one, should be taken as the truth, whole truth, etc.

MAybe if I found some monkeys and typewritters....

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Mr Moohaahaa thanks for the songs...interesting reading for sure

Bammy

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
"lying. In. Lock, Jaw PAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN!!!!! "

Black Francis, who is white, btw.


errr......

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


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