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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
Jon, as you're in Oz, are you going to go to the Neighbours set?
You should take the tour!
If you go, please will you tell Dr Karl about me, tell him how beautiful I am and that I love him!
Jon, as you're in Oz, are you going to go to the Neighbours set?
You should take the tour!
If you go, please will you tell Dr Karl about me, tell him how beautiful I am and that I love him!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Flynty: I miss you too
Thank you for all that you did, you were great!
Petey: Like my new signature? Shame you couldnt find any lesbian ham, theres loads of it knocking about the place usually. You are also not going to take a bite from my sandwich. As Cartman would say "NOOO! Bad Petey! Its my sandwich! Bad Petey!" 
Valura: I must say, you have a fantastic home, and an even more fantastiker son. Arsn isnt too bad either 
Thank you very very much for homing me for a week 
I hope I havent been too much trouble for you! Dont worry about the stream of profanity, by now you should know I am a prolific profanity embracer
Skully:
Roll on the 27th (thats when I leave here local time). You are going to get such a big kiss when I see you! You can have ahug too if you want Also, Valura made me possibly the biggest bacon and egg sandwich I ever saw.. its was huge it was!
Gita:
I'll be fixing the computer in a few days I promise.
Miss JospehinaRhymanitorious: I did actually think about taking the Neighbours tour when I was in Melbourne, just for shits and giggles, but I decided against it as Neighbours is rubbish.
My sister went on it when she was here and said it was good, but that was at a time when she watched Neighbours! I would have had trouble telling doctor Carl how beautiful you are though, you are so beautiful, it is hard to describe your beauty in simple words. I feel like I would need to write an opera about it.
But Jo: just for you
Flynty: I miss you too
Thank you for all that you did, you were great! Petey: Like my new signature?
Shame you couldnt find any lesbian ham, theres loads of it knocking about the place usually. You are also not going to take a bite from my sandwich. As Cartman would say "NOOO! Bad Petey! Its my sandwich! Bad Petey!" Valura: I must say, you have a fantastic home, and an even more fantastiker son. Arsn isnt too bad either
Thank you very very much for homing me for a week I hope I havent been too much trouble for you! Dont worry about the stream of profanity, by now you should know I am a prolific profanity embracer Skully:
Roll on the 27th (thats when I leave here local time). You are going to get such a big kiss when I see you! You can have ahug too if you want Also, Valura made me possibly the biggest bacon and egg sandwich I ever saw.. its was huge it was! Gita:
I'll be fixing the computer in a few days I promise.Miss JospehinaRhymanitorious: I did actually think about taking the Neighbours tour when I was in Melbourne, just for shits and giggles, but I decided against it as Neighbours is rubbish.
My sister went on it when she was here and said it was good, but that was at a time when she watched Neighbours! I would have had trouble telling doctor Carl how beautiful you are though, you are so beautiful, it is hard to describe your beauty in simple words. I feel like I would need to write an opera about it.
But Jo: just for you
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Location: canadian in canada
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Posted:
i am so out of touch. you're in australia? FUN!
i am so out of touch. you're in australia? FUN!
my state of mind creates my world
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
no way!! it's Lynne's kitchen! hang about, her name is Lynne Skully!! how freaky is that!!!
no way!! it's Lynne's kitchen! hang about, her name is Lynne Skully!! how freaky is that!!!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Thats not my kitchen! My kitchen is bright yellow and has an entirely different fitted kitchen to that one. Those curtains are mingin'! Way too girly to ever be found in my house!!!
Thats not my kitchen! My kitchen is bright yellow and has an entirely different fitted kitchen to that one. Those curtains are mingin'! Way too girly to ever be found in my house!!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
exactly! and you'd not have an affair with Paul Robinson! he's evil!
exactly! and you'd not have an affair with Paul Robinson! he's evil!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Who?... Um... I wouldn't have an affair with anyone. I'm not into all that back stabbing, cheating and lying.
Who?... Um... I wouldn't have an affair with anyone. I'm not into all that back stabbing, cheating and lying.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
oh well you'd never be a Neighbours character then Skully!
(apart from maybe Harold, but he plays Tuba).
oh well you'd never be a Neighbours character then Skully!
(apart from maybe Harold, but he plays Tuba). Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link
Non-Https Image Link
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
rofl - neighbours has changed so much since i was watching it.
Apparently Toady is still in it??? and mrs kennedy had amnesia and left the doc?
bloody soap operas lol
rofl - neighbours has changed so much since i was watching it.
Apparently Toady is still in it??? and mrs kennedy had amnesia and left the doc?
bloody soap operas lol
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Momma Bear
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Momma Bear
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Posted:
of course Toadie is still in it! Neighbours is awesome
of course Toadie is still in it! Neighbours is awesome
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
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Location: Canterbury, UK
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Location: Canterbury, UK
Posted:
HI JON!
oh and to join in, STINGRAY IS IN THE PANTO IN CANTERBURY!!! IM GONNA MEET HIM!!!!!
woop woop woop
what u up to UCOF?
HI JON!
oh and to join in, STINGRAY IS IN THE PANTO IN CANTERBURY!!! IM GONNA MEET HIM!!!!!
woop woop woop
what u up to UCOF?
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
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The Evil Pixie (apparently)
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
The Evil Pixie (apparently)
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Heya!
Lovely to meet you at Kristy's on Saturday! Can't wait to play at Juggle Jam tonight!
See you there!
Heya!
Lovely to meet you at Kristy's on Saturday! Can't wait to play at Juggle Jam tonight!
See you there!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Brisbane
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Location: Brisbane
Posted:
to Pip, was good to put a face to the name as they say.
So i'm wondering if you can point me in the direction of this spreadsheet you have put together of whores (the posting kind of course, not the other one)
to Pip, was good to put a face to the name as they say. So i'm wondering if you can point me in the direction of this spreadsheet you have put together of whores (the posting kind of course, not the other one)
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!! 
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there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
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Location: limbo, Australia
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
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Location: limbo, Australia
Posted:
pip has a black book of HoP whoredom?
pip has a black book of HoP whoredom?
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Future Mrs Pogo
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Location: The wrong place
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Location: The wrong place
Posted:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! and...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! and...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
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Posted:
Yes Miss Robyn. Im in Australia! When are you back with us in london then?
Yep, that is all correct. Watching Neighbours in Australia is properly wierd, seeing as I dont watch it the UK anyway, I have even less of an idea what is happening as the Australians are about half a year ahead!
Why hello there Dykeboy Stingray isnt worth the effort I do like the big rusty metal head by the cinema though
I have been doing lots in Australia! Today we went shopping. It was fun so it was!
Awaken: Happy birthday by the way It was great to finally meet you and yours too! Tonight will indeed be lots of fun!
Gitasmanfriend: [Old link] Was great to meet you as well, and like you said, put a face to a name!
Pogo: PiP doesnt have the book... I do. Its a compilation of exactly who has slept with (shagged) who in the HOP world. It makes great bedtime reading
Fyrespirit! and welcome to my thread!
Yes Miss Robyn. Im in Australia!
When are you back with us in london then?Written by: Tinlepantaloons
Apparently Toady is still in it??? and mrs kennedy had amnesia and left the doc?
Yep, that is all correct. Watching Neighbours in Australia is properly wierd, seeing as I dont watch it the UK anyway, I have even less of an idea what is happening as the Australians are about half a year ahead!
Why hello there Dykeboy
Stingray isnt worth the effort I do like the big rusty metal head by the cinema though I have been doing lots in Australia! Today we went shopping. It was fun so it was!
Awaken: Happy birthday by the way
It was great to finally meet you and yours too! Tonight will indeed be lots of fun! Gitasmanfriend: [Old link]
Was great to meet you as well, and like you said, put a face to a name! Pogo: PiP doesnt have the book... I do. Its a compilation of exactly who has slept with (shagged) who in the HOP world. It makes great bedtime reading
Fyrespirit!
and welcome to my thread! BRONZE Member
old hand
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Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
old hand
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Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
Posted:
so mista when you back in sydney??
so mista when you back in sydney??
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
In a week from today!
In a week from today!
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old hand
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Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
Posted:
sweety
well will talk to the roz monstar and see what we can sort out twirling wise for a evening or somthing
sweety
well will talk to the roz monstar and see what we can sort out twirling wise for a evening or somthing
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
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moo..
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Location: melbourne, australia
moo..
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Location: melbourne, australia
Posted:
How big is this book?
my name isn't in there is it? I doubt it 
How big is this book?
my name isn't in there is it? I doubt it hug me!
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there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
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Location: limbo, Australia
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Posted:
I know my name's not in there...
I know my name's not in there...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Brainstorma: cool and fantastic.
Ezz: You are in there a few times. Not as many as some, but once or twice?
Pogo: You are in the book. I slept with you.... Dont you remember? 
there atually isnt a book, I just said it to look cool. Much like this chap ->
Brainstorma:
cool and fantastic.Ezz: You are in there a few times. Not as many as some, but once or twice?
Pogo: You are in the book. I slept with you....
Dont you remember? there atually isnt a book, I just said it to look cool. Much like this chap ->
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moo..
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Location: melbourne, australia
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
Posted:
really? How do you know of my.....shananigans?
EDIT: oh...that'll teach me to read all of your post before replying... well um...I don't knwo what you are talking about then
EDITED_BY: ezz (1163464400)
really? How do you know of my.....shananigans?EDIT: oh...that'll teach me to read all of your post before replying... well um...I don't knwo what you are talking about then
EDITED_BY: ezz (1163464400)
hug me!
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
I am the all seeing UCOF
I am the all seeing UCOF
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there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Posted:
damn, ucof... it was all over so quickly... I must have missed it...?
damn, ucof... it was all over so quickly... I must have missed it...?
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
*runs in, does frantic cheese dance...runs out*
*Taj walks in with your special laptop cable gimzo, that is still in my loungeroom, and then runs out again.*
*runs in, does frantic cheese dance...runs out*
*Taj walks in with your special laptop cable gimzo, that is still in my loungeroom, and then runs out again.*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
I need this as my new avatar...
I need this as my new avatar...
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The Evil Pixie (apparently)
716 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
The Evil Pixie (apparently)
716 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
who what what! My ears are burning..
magic
who what what! My ears are burning..
magic
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