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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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BOO
Did i scare you?
BOO
Did i scare you?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Posted:
thanks for your concern yesterday honey, hugz muchosly appreciated! KISS! oxxoxoxox
thanks for your concern yesterday honey, hugz muchosly appreciated! KISS! oxxoxoxox
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AHH!! Who me, frightened...
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AHH!! Who me, frightened...
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no alice-you didnt scare me in the slightest.
flynt-anytime hun..you know me by now (i hope)
charles-did you draw that yourself? i hope so. i like pictures...
im tired...i really should be going to bed..i ache everywhere...but the HOP chat is glaring at me so i might have to go pay it a visit...with one tune swirling continously round and round... "you're a superstar" by Love Inc. i like it lots.
no alice-you didnt scare me in the slightest.
flynt-anytime hun..you know me by now (i hope)
charles-did you draw that yourself? i hope so. i like pictures...
im tired...i really should be going to bed..i ache everywhere...but the HOP chat is glaring at me so i might have to go pay it a visit...with one tune swirling continously round and round... "you're a superstar" by Love Inc. i like it lots.
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Posted:
I knew you'd say that Rozi!!!
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Jon go to bed!
I knew you'd say that Rozi!!!
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Jon go to bed!
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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Posted:
Oh well at least i scared Charles
Oh well at least i scared Charles
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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Posted:
Hullo Jon,
before you go to Kent, lovely, WHERE are the HoP relay shirts? Have they been taken to Clapham for people to sign? Is it possible for someone to get it to Nix? so that he can sign it before he heads back to Scotland? And have you given anythought to who is going to end up sending it to the USA and how they are going to pay for it??
Just thought I'd ask...
xoxoxo
Flynty
Hullo Jon,
before you go to Kent, lovely, WHERE are the HoP relay shirts? Have they been taken to Clapham for people to sign? Is it possible for someone to get it to Nix? so that he can sign it before he heads back to Scotland? And have you given anythought to who is going to end up sending it to the USA and how they are going to pay for it??
Just thought I'd ask...
xoxoxo
Flynty
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Jon here..
Simian has them...or SpaceMonkee.
(Simon got them out last week at spitz and said for me to take them..i told him that there wasnt much point seeing as i was going off to uni, stole his spliff and went and span summat.
love to all my homies.
Jon here..
Simian has them...or SpaceMonkee.
(Simon got them out last week at spitz and said for me to take them..i told him that there wasnt much point seeing as i was going off to uni, stole his spliff and went and span summat.
love to all my homies.
Everything other than lying down is officially Long(excluding, Poi, Sex ((if shes on top)) Smokes and Beer)I inventeed the HippoI was Frosty PoiStuff is cool
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and WHO is going to have to pay for them to be posted to the USA???
not fair Jon.
and WHO is going to have to pay for them to be posted to the USA???
not fair Jon.
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Posted:
Gidg wonders in looking for DSS lost pie, vaguely looks up at Jon.
Oh, Hi Jon. Having a good day?
Gidg puts down her head and continues her wondering .
Gidg wonders in looking for DSS lost pie, vaguely looks up at Jon.
Oh, Hi Jon. Having a good day?
Gidg puts down her head and continues her wondering .
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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me...thats been clear from the start..who ever receives them sends them on.
makes no sense for me to keep hold of them though..
people zipping up and down the country..and me stuck in kent.
Flynt darling...can you ring me ASAP..ive been away for a few days which is why i havent been at home.
gidg..its an ok day. you?
me...thats been clear from the start..who ever receives them sends them on.
makes no sense for me to keep hold of them though..
people zipping up and down the country..and me stuck in kent.
Flynt darling...can you ring me ASAP..ive been away for a few days which is why i havent been at home.
gidg..its an ok day. you?
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Posted:
Jon, might be able to ring you tomorrow am, if they pay me today..... hopefully
you'll probably get my call before you read this.... Strange! zoinks! n stuff
*CUDDLZ!*
Jon, might be able to ring you tomorrow am, if they pay me today..... hopefully
you'll probably get my call before you read this.... Strange! zoinks! n stuff
*CUDDLZ!*
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Posted:
Yep, Okey Dokey now! Was in a blue funk earlier but then I spun some fire and I’m fine now.
- Gidg before fire.
- Gidg after fire.
Yes Jon, we want to know how those T-shirts are going to get to the states. I’m on the waiting list.
Yep, Okey Dokey now! Was in a blue funk earlier but then I spun some fire and I’m fine now.
- Gidg before fire.
- Gidg after fire.
Yes Jon, we want to know how those T-shirts are going to get to the states. I’m on the waiting list.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Gidge...you forgot to put black boogers up the 's nose (after fire smiley).
Gidge...you forgot to put black boogers up the 's nose (after fire smiley).
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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you been talking to flynt...
think before you speak... for morale and all that..
quote::nervous laughter:
Originally posted by Gidg:
Yes Jon, we want to know how those T-shirts are going to get to the states. I’m on the waiting list.
you been talking to flynt...
think before you speak... for morale and all that..
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I need a new page.
I need a new page.
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No you don't.
You just WANT a new page.
No you don't.
You just WANT a new page.
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poo...too late.
poo...too late.
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United Camping Owners Federation?
How can you own a Camping?
and there should be an apostrophe in "Owner's" to signify their ownership of the federation
United Camping Owners Federation?
How can you own a Camping?
and there should be an apostrophe in "Owner's" to signify their ownership of the federation
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Better?
smarmy goit.
Better?
smarmy goit.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Posted:
Much
Look. A rolling smiley:
See if you can isolate it by wobbling your monitor
Much
Look. A rolling smiley:
See if you can isolate it by wobbling your monitor
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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NO.
this is silly.
my monitor was not created for the sole purpose of isolating rolling green smilies.
It was created to look at Porn with.
Which is what i have not been doing all day from about 9:30 after getting myself a bacon sandwich and a cup of tea for breakfast.
NO.
this is silly.
my monitor was not created for the sole purpose of isolating rolling green smilies.
It was created to look at Porn with.
Which is what i have not been doing all day from about 9:30 after getting myself a bacon sandwich and a cup of tea for breakfast.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Posted:
its a good thing you don't have an internet connection in your room at university.
*sudden mental image of jon looking at porn sites in the Library*
or possibly not...
its a good thing you don't have an internet connection in your room at university.
*sudden mental image of jon looking at porn sites in the Library*
or possibly not...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Posted:
That would be one of the important reasons i asked for an internet connecton in my room.
That would be one of the important reasons i asked for an internet connecton in my room.
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Posted:
How come when i mention goits it's starts a whole diatribe about what the word might mean, but you can get away with it?
Mayhap because you didn't try to imply that some australian newbie (at the time) girl might happen to actually be a goit...
Anyhoo, the reason i came in.
I've found a couple of websites that might help you survive uni life:
Instructional songsurvival guide (you need sound)
How come when i mention goits it's starts a whole diatribe about what the word might mean, but you can get away with it?
Mayhap because you didn't try to imply that some australian newbie (at the time) girl might happen to actually be a goit...
Anyhoo, the reason i came in.
I've found a couple of websites that might help you survive uni life:
Instructional songsurvival guide (you need sound)
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Posted:
Of course if I was sober I would realise that you need sound for both of those (one of them being a song).
But I'm a bit pished - Nix? has been plying me with drambuie and i found this whisky.....
Of course if I was sober I would realise that you need sound for both of those (one of them being a song).
But I'm a bit pished - Nix? has been plying me with drambuie and i found this whisky.....
Meh
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Posted:
tsk tsk tsk..
C@ntus...you...pished? never!
thanks for hte links by the way when i get something to listen to music i will go there and see what there is.
but the rest of you??
page 3?!?!?
tsk tsk tsk..
C@ntus...you...pished? never!
thanks for hte links by the way when i get something to listen to music i will go there and see what there is.
but the rest of you??
page 3?!?!?
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Posted:
It's not that they don't care Jon. It's more of an unspoken desire to see you with your top off....
It's not that they don't care Jon. It's more of an unspoken desire to see you with your top off....
Meh
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