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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.



Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.



Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)



DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985



Age:20 and a half.



Sex:Male



Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air biggrin



Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.



Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.



Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.



Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.



Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT) biggrin



Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages



Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.



Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight wink



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.



hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.



The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...

Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.



Our Website



much hugs, love and other random thingys <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/hug.gif" />



------added after cass' reply---

(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)



ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.



*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.



jonathan is 17



We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years



It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5



i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely



[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
biggrin

If we do, then yes biggrin

BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Congrats Mr COF!

bounce

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
nice going jonny bounce hug good to hear all the hunting paid off smile

hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Work is for suckers.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well done Jonny. Hopefully see you at Bristol - if you need lifts and such like, you know where i am...

Gayle.....!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
https://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20031128

What with Bork Bork Bork and all, I figured you'd like this. smile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I lost.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
 Written by: Doc Lightning

I lost.



Take your dirty talk out "the game"out of my thread. I'll have none of it, you hear me? None of it! nana

Cheers for the link FRD, I like smile

Im off to work soon. Im sure I will have fun, and keep you all updated as the day progreesses.

ubbrollsmile

Wish me luck smile

LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
https://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3057/101/

enjoy wink hug

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
yes that's a good idea, no game in here...

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
:giantsnog:
I ubblove you loads!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Feeling shrug today, and have been for a while I think.
Ho hum.

juggle

margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
wave hug smile

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


whyBRONZE Member
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
 Written by: UnderControlOrFailure


Feeling shrug today, and have been for a while I think.


You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw


Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK


Posted:
https://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/1/2294961341_8c22195077_o.gif

Saw that, thought of you smile

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Mr C I love you! hehehehehehehe ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


inactiveSILVER Member
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
DUDE that's a long thread! I'm worn out just getting to the end of it!

Now I've forgotten what I was gonna say DOH!

To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting censored about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Spanner Roo is not the only one that does that. Jon shouts out "Ooooo I'm on the telly!" every time it comes on. He also forces anyone that comes to the house to watch the DVD where he stars as the robot.... I've seen it 1 billion times now.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol Skully, I can imagine that!! ubblol good ol' jonny bon bons

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Hiya Jon! smile hug



When are you coming back to Aus?! tongue

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
ubblol guess ill get to watch that soon too hey bounce

really missing you mister hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link


heh... biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Just heard the good news!! Well done Sir!!! biggrin hug bounce2 bounce ubbrollsmile


Non-Https Image Link

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh Dear God.

I'm wondering, who's Becca?

smile

Congrats!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Becca is Jon's alter ego

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK


Posted:
W00t.. Jonny got wheels? Nice one mate smile

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Hello everybody! wave

Thanks for the congratulations smile

My dad got me a van a while back, 'tis a 1991 White/Grey Ford Transit. smile
It has a shiney new radio that Mr Chutney helped me fit, and new speakers that I added to the rear doors. Hopefully my dad will get it up here and then I can start cheaply kitting it out to live in - I will of course be posting pictures.


So yeah - I passed my driving test today! HUZZAH!!

bounce

I will be spending the rest of the day naked in celebration! :naked:

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
YAAAAAAAAAY!!! bounce2

I hope there will be space for X to live as well, and a corner for Skully and Widget?!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
hee-hee, how many other UCOF acronyms have you got lined up Jon?? biggrin

Congrats to ewe, but watch out world! clap clap bounce bounce2

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Ah mister George hug

The UCOF acronym has been around for some time now. I think this is about the 10th or so.
biggrin

The current one took me a while to think of but I knew I wanted it to be car related.

Previous inCARnations include:
UnluckyCloudOfFeathers (when PyroWill ran over a phesant and everyone changed their avatars to phesants)
UnbornBabyOnFire (I was asked to change this after people complained biggrin )
UnknownBabyOnFront - I had a picture of my bike which has a little baby doll strapped to it as my avatar
UnbeliferousCraterOnFace - When I was the moon biggrin
UltimateChampionOfFighting - or something... I had a monk in a Kung fu pose as my avatar. smile

Those are all that I can remember - can anyone else remember any? confused


In other news, I passed my driving test yesterday! biggrin Hooray!


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