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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Well I can crawl up and down walls now thanks to the duct tape.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
lmao @ mike
yea i can see how ducktape can be confused with the force
*catches Fox due to his new jedi powers (the joy of green radox and a nice long bath
) and ties her back on her chair back
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Oh dear, I was doing so well....
Altho, admittedly, as much as i've walked today its not such a bad thing to be held stationary now.....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
ties kyrain down as well
back
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: Doc Lightning
*ties Kyri to a chair*
Oh honey...
Already been done
Or were you just making sure?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
just making sure
*passes pigeon a cheese and marmite sandwich
back
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
wow, i'm the only one to be double tied.....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
is it just me, or does that sound rood?
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: linden rathen
just making sure
*passes pigeon a cheese and marmite sandwich
At first I read "A pigeon, cheese, and marmite sandwich"
I imagine it would have a lot of feathers in it...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Ok, we are NOT letting my intro thread slide down the list.
No no NOOO...we are most certainly not!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
*pokes head around the door*
well noone want's to come in here incase they get tied up for days and days.
*runs away*
*very quickly*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*lasso*
heh-heh...heh
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*starts bunnyhopping the chair*
I figure i might be able to dig my way out if i do this enough..
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
don't think I've said hi yet doc so
and welcome to HoP 
how's the weather across the pond:
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Kinda warm for this time of year! And that's a trippy avatar you have there.
The fact that it's 5:30 AM and I'm brain-dead may have something to do with it, tho...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
no, its not just you.
That is, indeed, a very trippy avatar.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,149 posts
Location: London
Hey dude, i like your sticky template. Turn that into an innuendo, if you can.
but seriously, WHO CARES about marmite/nutella/vegemite?
really, it's like vhs\betamax. Old news...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
thanks guys....my way of hypnotising people into my power....
you are feeling sleepy....
(recon that should knock the doc out) A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
If someone doesn't feel like feeding me as long as we're leaving me tied up? and maybe not mynci as who knows what the bugger'll do? :P
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
oh to hell with this i'm sick of being tied up...
*slips out of lasso*
*walks over and unties MiG*
*walks out of thread*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*follows Fox to freedom, for the first time in about a week*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: Doc Lightning
Ok, we are NOT letting my intro thread slide down the list.
No no NOOO...we are most certainly not!
Mine always slides down the list.
Had to pick it out of the murky waters of page three just the other day.
Where'd the bump button go, and what colour is it this time?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
*sneaks in and in a hushed whisper says...*
I'm here to release you... Quick, heres the sharp edge of a box, start rubbing your bonds along till they fraY...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
I think I am tied up too, I can't remember though, it could have been somewhere else... It's been days, I'm disorientated!!
Gary x
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*runs in and presses the fire-engine red BUMP button*
Well, I'm not sure who painted it that color, but thanks. Made it easier to find!
(FRD finally caught on to the gag!)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*gets bored with freedom, and comes back into the darkness and depravity that is Doc's thread*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: Doc Lightning
(FRD finally caught on to the gag!)
Which gag where? I don't want to be incorporated in your sordid bondage thankee very much
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
I like your doctor Hobo avatar FRD... hahah vgcats rules.
And hi Doc!
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
*whispers to FRD* has he seen me yet? Or are my albino stealth monkey skills working? I might loom in a minute...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: KaelGotRice
I like your doctor Hobo avatar FRD... hahah vgcats rules.
Dr. Hobo is da bomb! He's one of my many idols
Pigeon_Wigeon first showed VGcats to me. She also da bomb.
Flash, I don't think he has. Pruneify him!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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