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6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Name: Currently Male
Sex: 28.1
Age: Melbourne, Australia
Location: Bill
https://spinferno.com is my home's page. make me happy & visit it
it's where my only fwirling video is at.
Non-psytrance i love:
Lamb, Ani Di Franco, Moloko, Bjork, Tool/A Perfect Circle, Faithless, Mr Bungle, Sinead O'Connor, Leonardo's Bride, Bill Hicks
Psytrance i love :
(Aussie)Sun Control Species, Fractal Glider, Mr Peculiar, Ozzy
(Not Aussie)Shift, Broken Toy, Infected, Shpongle, Younger Brother, Dark Soho, Dark Nebula, Sensient
Hobbies/Interests
unfathomable sillyness, hugging sad people, hugging really really really really happy people, camping, seeing any live music of any sort (esp,in the bush), unfathomable sillyness, list comedy, being kind to friends i haven't met before, acrobatics in unsafe places, counterstrike, lying about my irish accent, watching/quoting movies (often both), referring to Fremen religion whenever I can, sharing with nice twirlers, esotericism/spiritual devepment.
Outdoor Festivals i wouldn't miss for nuffink: Confest (hippy), Rainbow Serpent Festival (psytrance), Meredith Music Festival (rock)
Books: Fear n loathing in los vegas, Schindler's ark, all dune books, hand cream instruction leaflets.
Twirling
Style: Acrobatic, Silly
Toys: varied, my favourite being 4" wicked 1m long 17mm guage double staves.
Twirling since: single staff ~ Dec 2000
now enough about me, I love yoo!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Can I watch????
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
but you promist me we would have kittens first
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
oh that's it mr, ima seeking you out this weekend and planting at least a whole box worth of corkflakes in your sleeping bag.
:rubs hands with glee:
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401 posts
Location: Tucson USA
i love you filthy beast of meat and hair
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In my hands I hold your smile and in my heart it runs so wild You are the one you are unique I'm so in love you make me weak And the reason that I feel is like a shadow from a light so if you have the chance to be with me be my shadow in the night
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
gah! i'm so jealous now shadow!
**giggles**
'ello there!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Hi bender, I bought you a pot of llama food, where's the new enclosure....
don't go falling off any llamas while you're recovering!!
Whazzup? ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
whatever happenend to that small discussion board on you website? it was fun posting stupid comments on there.....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
295 posts
Location: here
hello
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
wurgle woo.
Nim zim kerchung.
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
oh ello
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
940 posts
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
wonder how long this intro thread's gunna run without an actual intro!
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
295 posts
Location: here
aproximatly oneish year, twentyty months, eighteen days, four hours, fiftysix minutes, and sixtyhundred secounds, then it will evolve into a cute fluffy cat/chinchilla hybrid type creature, and found a small society of bee's off the coast of madagasger, and these bee's will eventually be responsible for bringing peace to the millenia long fish wars between cods and salmons.
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Bender, you are one of a kind. Hope the leg heals faster than everyone expects and I too wonder how long this thread will last without an actual intro. Knowing the peeps around here it has taken off and we will never see the end of it.;)
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro!
come on everyone, join in the chant!
In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro!
In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! In-tro! ...
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
401 posts
Location: Tucson USA
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aproximatly oneish year, twentyty months, eighteen days, four hours, fiftysix minutes, and sixtyhundred secounds, then it will evolve into a cute fluffy cat/chinchilla hybrid type creature, and found a small society of bee's off the coast of madagasger, and these bee's will eventually be responsible for bringing peace to the millenia long fish wars between cods and salmons.
In my hands I hold your smile and in my heart it runs so wild You are the one you are unique I'm so in love you make me weak And the reason that I feel is like a shadow from a light so if you have the chance to be with me be my shadow in the night
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
So come on bender tell us hows your leg ?. Warning running around with scissors is dangerous but very fun
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
I was asking someone how your leg was?????
And how is it....other than very leglike...
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Hi Bender, I miss you
Hope to see you sometime soon in the new year?
Luv
Flynty
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
So whats up with the leg you poor crazy b**ger?
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309 posts
Location: Tampa, Fl
HEY BENDER IT IS CASS AND SHIBAKI JUST A QUICK ONE TO SAY mwah AND SEE YOU SO SOON IN MELBURP
CAN YOU pm ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER I THINK I MISPLACED IT
sorry for shouting (caps lock)
love ya
shine on
cass and shibaki
Wow
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
hey bender... did you recieve your christmassy goodness?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
And whats up with your leg dude?
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
so i started reading dune the other day.
twas largely down to the fact that if i didn't read it soon, i would have already read it in a jumbled form due to the amount of quotes you've posted around here
just finished book one (that is the first section of dune the book that is called book one: dune
).i'm kinda glad i didn't read this when my dad first recommended it as i would never have appreciated it as much as i do now
as it happens i was 14 and dealing with an iain (m) banks addiction at the time so i didn't miss it at all...
anyway, i had to tell someone cos the sh1t just hit the fan and everyone died and stuff and now paul has gone all uber-human seeing the future and i'm scared.
in other words, 'thank-you' for the constant hints as to how good this book is - you weren't wrong!
take care o that leg matey but i have noticed for someone who limps so well you seem to be spending very little time on the internet...?
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Hey hi guys!
funnily enough big injury maketh me surf the net less not more.
I think it's cus i saw online communities as an extension of my social life, not an alternative, so when the social life took an injury related dive, so did my webness.
twirling is in heart, soul and squishy irken internal organs, i am in a lifelong love affair with it and it is never far from my thoughts.
(for that matter I love hippyness too, and hope to one day make a website about both
)what's news from this ol corner of the woods? I started limping wihout crutches in a moment of confusion at Meredith music festival - A happy milestone the result of my forgetting that i couldn't and hadn't walked for months. Ima required to undergo massive physio (gym + hydro) and am sadly told that my agility won't be quite as bendy as i ultimately heal. worse still, i am advised against acrobatic twirlness/capo/gymnastics for at least 2 years after my injury. That is a lot of time for conditioning to atrophy and training to evaporate.
As it stands, i can do little but stand.
I've just been working heaps and I'm about to embark on my summer break on tuesday and hope to limp back into the swing of things then.
Being bedridden for so long has killed my endurance - attending earthcore sapped so much strength that i was deathly ill of the flu for a week (traversing the bush in crutches after months of indoors inactivity helped define my limitations.)
I still love vietnamese mint. yum.
g'day gnorc, I'm afraid that if you want to watch, it may be hard to clean your eyes afterwards.
Blair, you rawk the bus man, thanks for putting a very happy face to a name! I can only pray that i have hair as wicked as yours one day!
Shadow steppin and pounce, I am just a perfectly normal filthy earth-monkey. You have no need to suspect me ...
Ade, so very nice to hear from you again mate - your llama food will appease the llama gods, who have absolutely no affiliation whatsover with the cult of the Alpaccas.
None at all.
ok just a bit.
but at least llamas don't spit.
:runs out to check:
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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wibble wibble 4 eggs.
one wibble
two wibble
free wibble
for wibble
and a wobble.
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I'd reply in wobbleness, but my girdle be chafing me.
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
did you see the woooo i left you?
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
woo? i thought it was marking territory. with my favourite green texta.
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