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9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Welcome Malcolm!
Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach. -- Albert Einstein
Hey, by the way... I notice that you are #2... Not to evoke any "Prisoner" references but...
"Who is Number One?!"
Welcome Malcolm!
Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach. -- Albert Einstein
Hey, by the way... I notice that you are #2... Not to evoke any "Prisoner" references but...
"Who is Number One?!"
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
member
71 posts
Location: Salem, Oregon USA
71 posts
Location: Salem, Oregon USA
Posted:
Yes, who IS number 1? This seems to be a growing question around these parts lately. So, you might as well just come out and tell us. And if you say "the poi gods" or some such thing I think we will all be quite displeased
peace
Yes, who IS number 1? This seems to be a growing question around these parts lately. So, you might as well just come out and tell us. And if you say "the poi gods" or some such thing I think we will all be quite displeased
peace
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind - Mahatma Gandhi
old hand
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB
Posted:
heh, i was malcom that question a couple of weeks ago. apparently it was Malcom but he fawkered up the account and deleted himself.
heh, i was malcom that question a couple of weeks ago. apparently it was Malcom but he fawkered up the account and deleted himself.
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the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
Posted:
I would also like to add that Malcolm is just one hell of a nice guy and some other little known facts...
Home of Poi is his **only** job (actually, it's more like a life choice really.)
He has a rocket ship
He is incredibly creative and really an ingenious, multi-talented chap.
He can make people pass out just by wielding his staff
He is extremely humble and hates to admit he is the god he is.
He has this really great knack for making funny faces and he has a wonderful phone voice!
Oh, and he has a harem!
I just adore that Malcolm man!
I would also like to add that Malcolm is just one hell of a nice guy and some other little known facts...
Home of Poi is his **only** job (actually, it's more like a life choice really.)
He has a rocket ship
He is incredibly creative and really an ingenious, multi-talented chap.
He can make people pass out just by wielding his staff
He is extremely humble and hates to admit he is the god he is.
He has this really great knack for making funny faces and he has a wonderful phone voice!
Oh, and he has a harem!
I just adore that Malcolm man!
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
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Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
revenge is sweet huh malcolm?.. better go read pele's intro hehe
hey nad malcolm, thanks for the website man with out you we would be the "stuffed" so to say.
revenge is sweet huh malcolm?.. better go read pele's intro hehe
hey nad malcolm, thanks for the website man with out you we would be the "stuffed" so to say.
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Do you have a favourite colour?
Do you have a favourite colour?
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ros tells me I have a smurf tattooed on my back. Which is odd because it's not what I asked the guy to do. Wouldn't've spent all that time designing something if I'd known he was just going to draw a smurf.....
Ros tells me I have a smurf tattooed on my back. Which is odd because it's not what I asked the guy to do. Wouldn't've spent all that time designing something if I'd known he was just going to draw a smurf.....
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
It's a very handsome smurf......and it's on a nice canvas
It's a very handsome smurf......and it's on a nice canvas
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
purple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...
Posted:
ahh no no more smurfs, i got called smurfette constintly at my secondary school,. as our uniform was blue, we had to wear these yukky clompy boots, and i had long blonde hair! ahh the horror of it all (sorry, going off on a wild tangent). thank you for this amazing site, truely! x lolli
ahh no no more smurfs, i got called smurfette constintly at my secondary school,. as our uniform was blue, we had to wear these yukky clompy boots, and i had long blonde hair! ahh the horror of it all (sorry, going off on a wild tangent). thank you for this amazing site, truely! x lolli
My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
it's not really a wild tangent when 3 of us have mentioned it previously now is it?
Is there a son of badger smurf?
it's not really a wild tangent when 3 of us have mentioned it previously now is it?
Is there a son of badger smurf?
Meh
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Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted:
I can make people pass out when I wield a staff, but they often don't appreciate it and get quite cross about it.
Malcolm - I think you should replace "Member #2" with "God-sent Fire Twirling maestro who supplies us with all the physical and spiritual toys, not to mention a quality message board and a social meeting point #2"
Not sure who number one would be though...
I can make people pass out when I wield a staff, but they often don't appreciate it and get quite cross about it.
Malcolm - I think you should replace "Member #2" with "God-sent Fire Twirling maestro who supplies us with all the physical and spiritual toys, not to mention a quality message board and a social meeting point #2"
Not sure who number one would be though...
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
You want to build a shrine Durbs?
You want to build a shrine Durbs?
Meh
BRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted:
I've got a pile of white marble ready and waiting
I've got a pile of white marble ready and waiting
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
He's married y'know. Can you not concentrate your efforts on single people?
He's married y'know. Can you not concentrate your efforts on single people?
Meh
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Malcom you are the god of poi. i mean without this amazingly good site where would we get our poi? (except that Expensive shop in Camden) we wouldn't have our kewl beaming poi (even though they do hurt when they whack into your knee really fast and cause you to have a massive bruise) and we wouldnt meet others, learn kewl new moves, find out about poi events and i'll stop rambeling now come on all join in now *chants: we love you malcom we do...*
Malcom you are the god of poi. i mean without this amazingly good site where would we get our poi? (except that Expensive shop in Camden) we wouldn't have our kewl beaming poi (even though they do hurt when they whack into your knee really fast and cause you to have a massive bruise) and we wouldnt meet others, learn kewl new moves, find out about poi events and i'll stop rambeling now come on all join in now *chants: we love you malcom we do...*
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ooh yes. Idolatry becomes her.
*wanders off to fashion a Pele in alabaster*
Ooh yes. Idolatry becomes her.
*wanders off to fashion a Pele in alabaster*
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
*hits thumb with mallet. Utters many obscene expletives - one involving a walrus*
*hits thumb with mallet. Utters many obscene expletives - one involving a walrus*
Meh
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
Hello and Welcome to the Board, boy
Are you by any chance the psychopath who invented them killer beaming things that knock women down and knock men's ... stuff... ????????
And despite that darker side of you, I *really* think you are a wonderful soul and a fantastic, warm, inspiring and caring host to all of us. Thank you !
::off to worship Pele and hand Cantus some ice cubes to ease the pain on the way::
shine on
Cassandra
Hello and Welcome to the Board, boy
Are you by any chance the psychopath who invented them killer beaming things that knock women down and knock men's ... stuff... ????????
And despite that darker side of you, I *really* think you are a wonderful soul and a fantastic, warm, inspiring and caring host to all of us. Thank you !
::off to worship Pele and hand Cantus some ice cubes to ease the pain on the way::
shine on
Cassandra
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
*innocently kisses the fraggle better*
*innocently kisses the fraggle better*
Geologists do it in the dirt................
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
And may I just add that I love and respect you even more for creating that "introduction" part on the board. It *really* feels warm and cosy and I am so happy there is this space, like the entrance door to a wonderful house, for everyone to say "hi" and feel welcome.
Thank you, Malcolm
shine on
Casandra
And may I just add that I love and respect you even more for creating that "introduction" part on the board. It *really* feels warm and cosy and I am so happy there is this space, like the entrance door to a wonderful house, for everyone to say "hi" and feel welcome.
Thank you, Malcolm
shine on
Casandra
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
I want to echo cass, this section is quite fun
I want to echo cass, this section is quite fun
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
cor blimey mate...this, suprisingly, was on the 2nd to last page of all the intros (yes all of them and not jus the ones in the last 45 days..)
i thought it would continually be welded to number one....and you still havent answered the question yet (unless i am blind and i cant read) who is member#1?
cor blimey mate...this, suprisingly, was on the 2nd to last page of all the intros (yes all of them and not jus the ones in the last 45 days..)
i thought it would continually be welded to number one....and you still havent answered the question yet (unless i am blind and i cant read) who is member#1?
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Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Member No 1
This Kat's got competition
Malcolm - suggest that you set up official HOP dating service since so many couples have got together due to you
Hands up happy couples
Member No 1
This Kat's got competition
Malcolm - suggest that you set up official HOP dating service since so many couples have got together due to you
Hands up happy couples
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
oh shite i actually remember reading that! thats the most embarassing thing...but it was true...he never answered!
oh shite i actually remember reading that! thats the most embarassing thing...but it was true...he never answered!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
oh...ok then.... sorry....im just a british dumbass teetering on the edge of a satsuma
oh...ok then.... sorry....im just a british dumbass teetering on the edge of a satsuma
SILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
Hmm, just noticed.
It's a bit late, but never mind: Happy Anniversary
Hmm, just noticed.
It's a bit late, but never mind: Happy Anniversary
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
member
536 posts
Location: beneath a cloak of self-torture
536 posts
Location: beneath a cloak of self-torture
Posted:
never new malcolm had his own thread....
hmm...*shrugs*...
i'm a total idiot...
never new malcolm had his own thread....
hmm...*shrugs*...
i'm a total idiot...
-LuNcHbOx, Aka. Nathan...Give a man to fish, and that man knows where to come for more fish...Teach a man to fish and you have just destroyed your market base...
Will bite you (unless you tickle behind my ears)
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
Posted:
I'm looking for a gentleman - Piractical by trade. Villainous by nature. Hangs round with a chap named Smee. Last known whereabouts aboard the Jolly Roger, anchored in Kidd Creek.
Have you seen him?
I'm looking for a gentleman - Piractical by trade. Villainous by nature. Hangs round with a chap named Smee. Last known whereabouts aboard the Jolly Roger, anchored in Kidd Creek.
Have you seen him?
...tick tick tick....
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh yes. Happy anniversary.
I didn't forget. I just wanted to be fashionably late....
*contrives to tiptoe out but trips over something and ends up sprawling out of the door*
Oh yes. Happy anniversary.
I didn't forget. I just wanted to be fashionably late....
*contrives to tiptoe out but trips over something and ends up sprawling out of the door*
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Steal UCOF's Satsuma, sticks his tongue in his mouth again and puts his hand up in relation to Kats post.
Steal UCOF's Satsuma, sticks his tongue in his mouth again and puts his hand up in relation to Kats post.
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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