why i hate haileybury, or a thought on thinking outside the box -

I hate haileybury, pure and simple, not because its the school and thus i naturally rebel, but for its small minded anally pedantic idiocy.

I, Dyke Boy, am the Haileybury anti-christ, not by choice, but because i am "subverting" the pupils with the MOST hienous creation ever:

Poi

I am not taking the piss, DUW will testify, hes been told that he is starting to hang around with me too much and that he has been getting into trouble a lot more as a result, and that our Housemaster (McGonnegal's job, only he's a closet homo, with a shorty complex) doesnt like it. Also, I've corrupted on of the yr 9 kid (Insane Blade). Corrupted is the word he used. But, wait, IB asked me to teach HIM, so wouldnt it be rude of me to reject him, and against house ethos of all equal across the years? Our use of the TV room is anti social, he says, and was going to make us do it outside with the onset of winter, took arguing to sort that one out. Oh, and he doesnt like our wasting of time practising.

but wait, isnt that, our housemaster just doesnt like ME?

Isn't it the case that the "free time" we are given in the evenings between homework sessions should be used to relax? and we chose the TV room cuz it is so far out of the way (for no known reason) that no one uses it unless there is a decent film on TV, in which case we stop anyway.

I firmly believe that the Housemaster (who I wont name has it in for me personally for no reason cuz ive been a model student this year (got photographic editor of school magazine and hes still not impressed) and i think he was raped by a clown as a child and thus hates any "circus stuff"

im not paranoid, Kenshin, DUW and IB will bak me up.

EXAMPLE: i was practicing with aova guy (Oli Cox) and he came in and told us that we had one hour to complete our UCAS applications, even though the rest of the year group (in the house) has until tues nite midnite (?, they dont have to be done til december)
It took me 2 hours with the help of my tutor, who had to stop his work to help me (god bless him). Not that i was ahead of the rest of the house in filling out the UCAS anyway (other that Oxbridge guys). He said he wasnt prepared for us to be messing around when there more important things to do.

1) that was thurs nite, we still had until tues, and i was doing 1hr a nite on it
2) how can we work non stop without a break? we need to relax, its like setting holiday work.
3) its f*cked up and im really pissed off.

there ive had a rant.

i feel better

i just hope Kenshin, IB and DUW will bak me up on ere...

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