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Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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Location: South Wales
WOWZERS! Look at the size of that afterburner!
How cool is that?!?!?!
Can we put one on our boat Skully?
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
You still going to Big Green me lovely!? If so see you at the weekend! 
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Jon,Are you sure it won't burn a hole in the hull and scupper us?
Yes Maus I'll probably be there. Health permiting.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
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WOWZERS! Look at the size of that afterburner!
How cool is that?!?!?!
Can we put one on our boat Skully?
That will get you to Oz quicksmart!
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I'm not sure that we can afford a boat that will
a) be big enough to fit that after burner too.
b) be big enough to sail all the way to Oz.
Other than that... YAY! Gnor & Jon, that's a fabulous plan
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
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you will have very big muskles by the time you get to Common ground
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
I think we can afford something a bit bigger than a rowing boat
Maybe something like this. or
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This one maybe.....
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
I think Jon will have muscles a big as the Hulk rowing that one!!!
Nice boaty thingy. With a fire.
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Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Jon likes the first one because it has purple furry window frames
(shhhh don't tell him but thats why I picked it out from the rest to show him
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
Matches his suit?
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Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oh my!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
only on ebay
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Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Those boats are easily big enough to fit one of those engines on, and with it, you'd both be in Oz in no time flat! (can I come too?)
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
The first one, the first one!
Don't love it as much as the pink and red "lurve" boat but it still looks lush!
Gayle.....!
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
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Can't imagine it being erotic if you had wind...
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
I have one of those... but its transparent
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Can't imagine it being erotic if you had wind...
Might be amusing though.
Wouldnt want the trots. Might be tricky to get out of quick
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Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I
you.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Nice flag Jo
Dave, stop that right now! Ewwww.
You too Arsena..... Ewwww *shudder*
Gnor, don't make me spank you too!
Mr Jonny UCoF, I
you too! You have 2 presents waiting for you at my house. Get your butt over here Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Great to see you at Big Green Miss Skully! Hope you got home ok, and enjoy getting proper sleep in your bed tonight!!
I really want a flamenco dress swish swish.... Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
I had a very chilled time at the BGG. Only down side was not having any energy to play. We got home just fine. Thanks to a very tired sister who was the only one to stay awake the whole journey
You did look utterly gorgeous in the dress. I think you should make flameproof ones to spin in. then you could learn a few flamenco looking moves with the poi or fire fans and strut your funky stuff.
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Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Hey lady.
Getting to the other side 
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Hi Clare,
I hope all is well with you and yours.
I think of your mum often and try to send out healing vibes for her. I hope she is still coping well with the treatment.I've over done it a bit and all I feel able to do is sit here grinning
. I should be tidying up because Mr UCoF is arriving tomorrow and all my camping gear, from the BGG, is still all over the house waiting to be put away. Oh well he will just have to wiggle around it to get about I've spent most of the day waiting for a reply to an email I sent to firetoys. I'm sooooooo fed up with them and their rubbish service. I'll never be shopping with them again.
They seem to spend most of their time claiming emails got lost and that it's my fault they got my order wrong. Their reasoning was that I discribed a Nils Poll Top Hat as a Nils Poll Manipulation Top Hat. Apparently by putting the word 'Manipulation' in the same sentence as the words 'Top Hat' makes the word 'Top' null and void so that they send out a bowler hat instead.
After waiting so damn long for the hat to arrive in the first place (it was supposed to be a birthday present for Jon on the 30th June) and then it costing me time and money to send the damn thing back, I'm mightly pissed off to find they are now claiming they sent me out a second order of a Top hat that has never arrived. I give up!
Despite all that I still can't stop grinning, because Jonny is here tomorrow! Yipppeeeeee! Even the stupid person at firetoys can't stop me grinning and spinning around on my chair in delight!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Oh and tell Fabergé that everyone that has seen me spin her flags or had a go with them loves them. The only problem I have with them is that they are about 2" too long for my short little arms and body
so I might have to shorten them a bit. Other wise the bottom corner will be wrecked from clipping the ground all the time.Ok, time for me to stop rambling on. I must go and put away some of this camping gear and try to get my hoover working so I can suck up some of the cat fluff Widget has been leaving behind him.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
*poke* Love you
Gayle.....!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
*poke* *poke* I
you too lady!P.S. you're a fabulous friend to have. I'm so glad I met you. Thank you Malcolm!
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Hey miss!
I thought you'd enjoy this picture of molly's huge tongue!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
That's one mighty big tongue Molly has!If it's possible when the transported mix up happens can Jon get..... *cough* oops sorry. errrm....
I'm mighty glad I got to have you as a friend too Jo. YAY for Malcolm!
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*joins in the random poking*
*poke poke*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
*poke* Dave hun, you're a star too. (Thank you Malcolm)
I'm so lucky to have found so many fabulous friends.
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