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Name: Nik,, Pen,, Maus,, or of course Jolly Jimbo Dawkins

Location: London

Hometown: London (Yup I've gone far and wide lolol)

DOB: 04/05/74 (yeah hes one o dem der older ones)

Age: 31 (ohh it looks worse when you write it like that)

Sex: Bloke

Occupation(s): Uber Mac Geek,, Part time pirate,, Youth Worker and occasional Idiot

Favorite Food(s): I Do love a good curry

Favorite Color(s): Mainly Black,, but have been seen wearing Purple or Red

Toys: if its got lots of lights and loads a buttons then I want one

Hobbies other than the obvious: Films (always good for misquoting any line you can think of ) Books and of course tormenting Froggies

Education: School some college and loads of boring industry stuff.

Favorite Book(s): Pratchett,, Banks,, Gibson (yesh i know they are the authors but i like all of their books) but all time fave Book is the Illuminartus Trilogy

Favorite Movie(s): All time fave is Excalibur,, but Crimson Pirate is right up there with Yellow Beard,, and PotC. Also really like oddball films like Nowhere and The Keep (anyone else ever see that ? )

Favorite TV show(s): Twin Peaks, an Red Dwarf an Family guy to name but a few

Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'll get back to you on that one,, but methinks dream job would be a forrester,, ahhh one day lol

Favorite Music Artists/Composers: NiN definitely NiN,, and most Industrial lunacy from the 90's with lots of Metal and Goth thrown in for fun. And also Ned's Atomic Dustbin,, they Rock

Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Am gonna cheat and say Neapolitan

Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella all the way !!!! Marmite is NOT my mate lololol.

Other than the above what can i say apart from me's always good for a giggle,, and can go from 0 to idiotic in about 6 seconds

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

Tell me and I forget, Show me and I remember, Involve me and I understand

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

Tell me and I forget, Show me and I remember, Involve me and I understand