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Location: Nuneaton
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Name: Nik,, Pen,, Maus,, or of course Jolly Jimbo Dawkins
Location: London
Hometown: London (Yup I've gone far and wide lolol)
DOB: 04/05/74 (yeah hes one o dem der older ones)
Age: 31 (ohh it looks worse when you write it like that)
Sex: Bloke
Occupation(s): Uber Mac Geek,, Part time pirate,, Youth Worker and occasional Idiot
Favorite Food(s): I Do love a good curry
Favorite Color(s): Mainly Black,, but have been seen wearing Purple or Red
Toys: if its got lots of lights and loads a buttons then I want one
Hobbies other than the obvious: Films (always good for misquoting any line you can think of
) Books and of course tormenting Froggies
Education: School some college and loads of boring industry stuff.
Favorite Book(s): Pratchett,, Banks,, Gibson (yesh i know they are the authors but i like all of their books) but all time fave Book is the Illuminartus Trilogy
Favorite Movie(s): All time fave is Excalibur,, but Crimson Pirate is right up there with Yellow Beard,, and PotC. Also really like oddball films like Nowhere and The Keep (anyone else ever see that ? )
Favorite TV show(s): Twin Peaks, an Red Dwarf an Family guy to name but a few
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'll get back to you on that one,, but methinks dream job would be a forrester,, ahhh one day lol
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: NiN definitely NiN,, and most Industrial lunacy from the 90's with lots of Metal and Goth thrown in for fun. And also Ned's Atomic Dustbin,, they Rock
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Am gonna cheat and say Neapolitan
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella all the way !!!! Marmite is NOT my mate lololol.
Other than the above what can i say apart from me's always good for a giggle,, and can go from 0 to idiotic in about 6 seconds
Name: Nik,, Pen,, Maus,, or of course Jolly Jimbo Dawkins
Location: London
Hometown: London (Yup I've gone far and wide lolol)
DOB: 04/05/74 (yeah hes one o dem der older ones)
Age: 31 (ohh it looks worse when you write it like that)
Sex: Bloke
Occupation(s): Uber Mac Geek,, Part time pirate,, Youth Worker and occasional Idiot
Favorite Food(s): I Do love a good curry
Favorite Color(s): Mainly Black,, but have been seen wearing Purple or Red
Toys: if its got lots of lights and loads a buttons then I want one
Hobbies other than the obvious: Films (always good for misquoting any line you can think of
) Books and of course tormenting Froggies Education: School some college and loads of boring industry stuff.
Favorite Book(s): Pratchett,, Banks,, Gibson (yesh i know they are the authors but i like all of their books) but all time fave Book is the Illuminartus Trilogy
Favorite Movie(s): All time fave is Excalibur,, but Crimson Pirate is right up there with Yellow Beard,, and PotC. Also really like oddball films like Nowhere and The Keep (anyone else ever see that ? )
Favorite TV show(s): Twin Peaks, an Red Dwarf an Family guy to name but a few
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'll get back to you on that one,, but methinks dream job would be a forrester,, ahhh one day lol
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: NiN definitely NiN,, and most Industrial lunacy from the 90's with lots of Metal and Goth thrown in for fun. And also Ned's Atomic Dustbin,, they Rock
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Am gonna cheat and say Neapolitan
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella all the way !!!! Marmite is NOT my mate lololol.
Other than the above what can i say apart from me's always good for a giggle,, and can go from 0 to idiotic in about 6 seconds
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
lol and dad my nickname to you is princess!!!1 remember that old man!!!! hehe
lol and dad my nickname to you is princess!!!1 remember that old man!!!! hehe
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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respect your elders young lady
respect your elders young lady BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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haha me respect hahahahahahahha thatll never happen right pap?
haha me respect hahahahahahahha thatll never happen right pap?
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Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Location: Nuneaton
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Pap...... rotfl now thats a name i never thought I'd hear myself called heheheh Thanks for that
Hope everyone had a nice weekend. Mines been..... err yeah lol.
Pap...... rotfl now thats a name i never thought I'd hear myself called heheheh Thanks for that
Hope everyone had a nice weekend. Mines been..... err yeah lol.
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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grumpy poorly froggy
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PEN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
where are the hobbits? and do they put the lime in the coconut too?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PENHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUwhere are the hobbits? and do they put the lime in the coconut too?
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Location: Nuneaton
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Awwwwww you....
One day I'll work out what brilliant thing i ever did that got me as utterly brilliant a friend as you
Awwwwww you....
One day I'll work out what brilliant thing i ever did that got me as utterly brilliant a friend as you
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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grumpy poorly froggy
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grumpy poorly froggy
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
could well be a boobie prize but thats just my way of thinking
could well be a boobie prize but thats just my way of thinking
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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lol,, you said Boobies
lol,, you said Boobies
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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big and good and broken
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big and good and broken
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Posted:
happy birthday to you good sir
verily, i have brought you this fancy cake for your joyful consumption and to aid your celebratory mood:
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cole. x
happy birthday to you good sir
verily, i have brought you this fancy cake for your joyful consumption and to aid your celebratory mood:
Non-Https Image Link
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Location: Nuneaton
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Ohhh Cool never had a green one before either D: many thanks to you kind sir
Ohhh Cool never had a green one before either D: many thanks to you kind sir
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Wow Cole thats a very...umm....err.....OTT cake!
Happy Birthday Pen 
Wow Cole thats a very...umm....err.....OTT cake!
Happy Birthday Pen Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Why Thankyou Miss Skully ,, and isn't it a wicked cake,, can't wait for froggie to get back,, shes gonna be jealous of the green cake lol
Why Thankyou Miss Skully
,, and isn't it a wicked cake,, can't wait for froggie to get back,, shes gonna be jealous of the green cake lol Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
yoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk! *pulls room back up* dad you really do fail at trying to keep your thread up
yoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk! *pulls room back up* dad you really do fail at trying to keep your thread up
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Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Location: Nuneaton
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Heh yeah i know,, but like me my thread likes to lurk did it make it down to page 10 before you found it
And boy your right,, your sig is confusing. So does that mean Sarah knows me then ?
Heh yeah i know,, but like me my thread likes to lurk
did it make it down to page 10 before you found it And boy your right,, your sig is confusing
. So does that mean Sarah knows me then ? Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
yea kinda makes me feel dizy but i found it on page 14
yea kinda makes me feel dizy but i found it on page 14
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Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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14,, not bad
14,, not bad
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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heya mr how are you?
heya mr how are you?
back
Carpal \'Tunnel
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DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think you need a party in here either that or you need to self pimp yourself more
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think you need a party in here
either that or you need to self pimp yourself more Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Location: Nuneaton
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ahh you know geeza,, kinda still coming down after a wicked day friday,, and still in mild disbelief about the whole eurovision thing,, other than that impatient to get my life running the way i want it too
ahh you know geeza,, kinda still coming down after a wicked day friday,, and still in mild disbelief about the whole eurovision thing,, other than that impatient to get my life running the way i want it too
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Location: Nuneaton
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hehe nah Mr Rave,, my cave of murkyness doesnt seem fitting for partys.... Although,, nice high ceilings,, could do a fair amount of spinning
hehe nah Mr Rave,, my cave of murkyness doesnt seem fitting for partys.... Although,, nice high ceilings,, could do a fair amount of spinning
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
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Posted:
party.....grrr memories *grunges in corner*
party.....grrr memories *grunges in corner*
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Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Location: Nuneaton
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Posted:
**** Bump****
Heh,, I'm sad i know,, But i just had to have at least one post in my thread that said 6/6/6
**** Bump****
Heh,, I'm sad i know,, But i just had to have at least one post in my thread that said 6/6/6
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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grumpy poorly froggy
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grumpy poorly froggy
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Posted:
then you should of done it a little later... or were you counting on people spotting your error thus creating a day of post whoring in you thread?
then you should of done it a little later... or were you counting on people spotting your error thus creating a day of post whoring in you thread?
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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And i was using HoP time.... i might even be really sad later and try and time it for 6 past 6.... Man i really am sad lol
And i was using HoP time.... i might even be really sad later and try and time it for 6 past 6.... Man i really am sad lol
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
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Posted:
hey boo hehe im so bored
hey boo hehe im so bored
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Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Location: Nuneaton
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Posted:
:O Someone else in my thread.... >
Oh err theres cake around somewhere and don't mind Bob's cobwebs,, I've been letting him stretch his legs around here,, well he was getting cramped in his box...
:O Someone else in my thread....
Oh err theres cake around somewhere and don't mind Bob's cobwebs,, I've been letting him stretch his legs around here,, well he was getting cramped in his box...
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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eek .... erm ill give the cake a miss daddio and ooo look a cat *squishes spider* hehe
eek .... erm ill give the cake a miss daddio and ooo look a cat *squishes spider* hehe
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Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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you can't squish bob !!!
you can't squish bob !!! Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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i did
i did Actually back on HoP guys ...
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