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1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Posted:
Name: Nik,, Pen,, Maus,, or of course Jolly Jimbo Dawkins
Location: London
Hometown: London (Yup I've gone far and wide lolol)
DOB: 04/05/74 (yeah hes one o dem der older ones)
Age: 31 (ohh it looks worse when you write it like that)
Sex: Bloke
Occupation(s): Uber Mac Geek,, Part time pirate,, Youth Worker and occasional Idiot
Favorite Food(s): I Do love a good curry
Favorite Color(s): Mainly Black,, but have been seen wearing Purple or Red
Toys: if its got lots of lights and loads a buttons then I want one
Hobbies other than the obvious: Films (always good for misquoting any line you can think of
) Books and of course tormenting Froggies
Education: School some college and loads of boring industry stuff.
Favorite Book(s): Pratchett,, Banks,, Gibson (yesh i know they are the authors but i like all of their books) but all time fave Book is the Illuminartus Trilogy
Favorite Movie(s): All time fave is Excalibur,, but Crimson Pirate is right up there with Yellow Beard,, and PotC. Also really like oddball films like Nowhere and The Keep (anyone else ever see that ? )
Favorite TV show(s): Twin Peaks, an Red Dwarf an Family guy to name but a few
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'll get back to you on that one,, but methinks dream job would be a forrester,, ahhh one day lol
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: NiN definitely NiN,, and most Industrial lunacy from the 90's with lots of Metal and Goth thrown in for fun. And also Ned's Atomic Dustbin,, they Rock
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Am gonna cheat and say Neapolitan
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella all the way !!!! Marmite is NOT my mate lololol.
Other than the above what can i say apart from me's always good for a giggle,, and can go from 0 to idiotic in about 6 seconds
Name: Nik,, Pen,, Maus,, or of course Jolly Jimbo Dawkins
Location: London
Hometown: London (Yup I've gone far and wide lolol)
DOB: 04/05/74 (yeah hes one o dem der older ones)
Age: 31 (ohh it looks worse when you write it like that)
Sex: Bloke
Occupation(s): Uber Mac Geek,, Part time pirate,, Youth Worker and occasional Idiot
Favorite Food(s): I Do love a good curry
Favorite Color(s): Mainly Black,, but have been seen wearing Purple or Red
Toys: if its got lots of lights and loads a buttons then I want one
Hobbies other than the obvious: Films (always good for misquoting any line you can think of
) Books and of course tormenting Froggies Education: School some college and loads of boring industry stuff.
Favorite Book(s): Pratchett,, Banks,, Gibson (yesh i know they are the authors but i like all of their books) but all time fave Book is the Illuminartus Trilogy
Favorite Movie(s): All time fave is Excalibur,, but Crimson Pirate is right up there with Yellow Beard,, and PotC. Also really like oddball films like Nowhere and The Keep (anyone else ever see that ? )
Favorite TV show(s): Twin Peaks, an Red Dwarf an Family guy to name but a few
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'll get back to you on that one,, but methinks dream job would be a forrester,, ahhh one day lol
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: NiN definitely NiN,, and most Industrial lunacy from the 90's with lots of Metal and Goth thrown in for fun. And also Ned's Atomic Dustbin,, they Rock
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Am gonna cheat and say Neapolitan
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella all the way !!!! Marmite is NOT my mate lololol.
Other than the above what can i say apart from me's always good for a giggle,, and can go from 0 to idiotic in about 6 seconds
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Posted:
Go ?????
Go ?????
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
hehe dads you must be getting old, tag means you run round and shout tag when you touch someone and your it!! *runs behind rave*
hehe dads you must be getting old, tag means you run round and shout tag when you touch someone and your it!! *runs behind rave*
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
just for the hell of it
just for the hell of it Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Posted:
I Can handle that 
I Can handle that Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Thought I'd pop in coz I keep following you in "what do you know about the Hopper above" and to be frank I don't know a lot.
Thought I'd pop in coz I keep following you in "what do you know about the Hopper above" and to be frank I don't know a lot.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Posted:
lol,, and much to your dismay you found out there was very little useful info in here
lol,, and much to your dismay you found out there was very little useful info in here
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
YES..DAMN YOU.!!!
though a quick look @ your profile should help
YES..DAMN YOU.!!!
though a quick look @ your profile should help
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Posted:
ahh well,, theres always myspace and many others lol
ahh well,, theres always myspace and many others lol
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
*comes in quietly and then pounces to give pen draven a hug*
thankyou, you was the first person to say happy birthday to me. even before my parents lol.
*comes in quietly and then pounces to give pen draven a hug*
thankyou, you was the first person to say happy birthday to me. even before my parents lol.
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Posted:
Me... First.... You sure it wasn't an imposter heh,, m'not the most punctual of peeps it must be said,, but if i was and you smiled then I'm glad
Me... First.... You sure it wasn't an imposter heh,, m'not the most punctual of peeps it must be said,, but if i was and you smiled then I'm glad
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
yeah i was like he's got to be really nice. he doesnt even know me and he wished me a good day. my own parents forgot lol.
so your from london then?
where in london?
yeah i was like he's got to be really nice. he doesnt even know me and he wished me a good day. my own parents forgot lol.so your from london then?
where in london?
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Posted:
Dunno about really nice,, but i have my moments I'm told
Your folks forgot
that sucks,, hope they remembered sharpish though.
And yeah,, I work in london,, just outside the square mile (can see St Pauls and the old bailey from my window kinda) but i live in Surrey for the minute.
Dunno about really nice,, but i have my moments I'm told
Your folks forgot
that sucks,, hope they remembered sharpish though.And yeah,, I work in london,, just outside the square mile (can see St Pauls and the old bailey from my window kinda) but i live in Surrey for the minute.
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
cool. i'm from sunny nottingham. its really rubbish here. theres like one good thing about the area. and thats the goth scene otherwise its pants. oh and theres a juggling/poi/staff etc shop which is cool
cool. i'm from sunny nottingham. its really rubbish here. theres like one good thing about the area. and thats the goth scene
otherwise its pants. oh and theres a juggling/poi/staff etc shop which is cool Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Posted:
Wish i could say the same about my way.... But I can't
One of the reasons I'm moving to Nuneaton as soon as i can
Wish i could say the same about my way.... But I can't
One of the reasons I'm moving to Nuneaton as soon as i can
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
yay, coz then thats an extra person to see when i go. i think everyone should move there and then i can come and visit everyone in one big go. although i should make one person live in amsterdam. more of an excuse to go there again
yay, coz then thats an extra person to see when i go. i think everyone should move there and then i can come and visit everyone in one big go. although i should make one person live in amsterdam. more of an excuse to go there again
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Posted:
lol,, well I'll be there til next friday anyhow
lol,, well I'll be there til next friday anyhow
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
yay i should be there from about thursday maybe friday morning
depending on how good my money is for coming through. i should of had it 3 weeks ago but people mess you around.
yay i should be there from about thursday maybe friday morning
depending on how good my money is for coming through. i should of had it 3 weeks ago but people mess you around.
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Posted:
yeah i know that one
And cool may see you then then
yeah i know that one
And cool may see you then then
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
well hopefully i shall see you then
hmmm *goes to raid cupboards to see what she can eat*
well hopefully i shall see you then
hmmm *goes to raid cupboards to see what she can eat*
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
BRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
mm,random cupboard food is good!
mm,random cupboard food is good!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
especially when its some one elses cupboard
especially when its some one elses cupboard
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
Oh they're the BEST!
Oh they're the BEST!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Posted:
lol,, I'll remind you you said that later froggie
lol,, I'll remind you you said that later froggie
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
me too
i guess i'll see you on thursday after all
me too
i guess i'll see you on thursday after all
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
journeyman
69 posts
Location: Stoke-on-trent (at uni), Ipswich (when at home)
69 posts
Location: Stoke-on-trent (at uni), Ipswich (when at home)
Posted:
bump cause i havnt posted here yet and thought i would go
Boooooooooooooooooooooooo
hugs
Spike
bump cause i havnt posted here yet and thought i would go
Boooooooooooooooooooooooo
hugs
Spike
Don't Drink and Drive
Smoke and Fly
SILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
Posted:
ok, Pirates and ninjas don't mix. but only when they're pitted against each other, they'd probably make a formidable force together. Sea Ninjas!
ok, Pirates and ninjas don't mix. but only when they're pitted against each other, they'd probably make a formidable force together. Sea Ninjas!
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Posted:
Yarrrrrrr methinks i might be able to drink to that,, whos got the rum ?
Yarrrrrrr methinks i might be able to drink to that,, whos got the rum ?
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
journeyman
69 posts
Location: Stoke-on-trent (at uni), Ipswich (when at home)
69 posts
Location: Stoke-on-trent (at uni), Ipswich (when at home)
Posted:
yarrrrrrrrrrrr rum good
pirate spike
yarrrrrrrrrrrr rum good
pirate spike
Don't Drink and Drive
Smoke and Fly
Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Posted:
Rum verrr good
not very piratey...... but malibu and milk was something i used to drink as a lad,, take one pint glass,, half fill it with milk then fill up the rest with the malibu... volia coconut milk that doesnt taste of alcohol at all,, you could down it without a thought,, of course half hour later you can't walk but thats half the fun
EDITED_BY: Pen Draven (1153836820)
Rum verrr good
not very piratey...... but malibu and milk was something i used to drink as a lad,, take one pint glass,, half fill it with milk then fill up the rest with the malibu... volia coconut milk that doesnt taste of alcohol at all,, you could down it without a thought,, of course half hour later you can't walk but thats half the fun
EDITED_BY: Pen Draven (1153836820)
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
SILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
Posted:
If i remember my barcraft correctly I think that was called a moo-libu. Although obviously I usually served it by the large shot rather than pints
Coconut bad. Makes me very ill Rum better! Yarr!
(or Hi-Yarr!! if we're being Pirate Ninjas/Ninja Pirates/Sea ninjas)
If i remember my barcraft correctly I think that was called a moo-libu. Although obviously I usually served it by the large shot rather than pints
Coconut bad. Makes me very ill
Rum better! Yarr!(or Hi-Yarr!! if we're being Pirate Ninjas/Ninja Pirates/Sea ninjas)
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done