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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
old hand
965 posts
Location: London
965 posts
Location: London
Posted:
yeah but your special Blu. We make exceptions once in a while
yeah but your special Blu. We make exceptions once in a while
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
thanks Dougie! 
*grumbles something about foreighners*
thanks Dougie! *grumbles something about foreighners*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
does that mean im a foreigner ???
does that mean im a foreigner ???
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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*sniffs the bubbles*
yes! you're one of them african's!! ewwwwww!
*sniffs the bubbles*
yes! you're one of them african's!! ewwwwww!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
looks like an invasion!
i got the north, you got the south, all we need is a mid-lander and were sorted!
looks like an invasion!
i got the north, you got the south, all we need is a mid-lander and were sorted!
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Dylan can take them in the Midlands
Dylan can take them in the Midlands
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
That sounds a bit Neon
MY DRUM!!!
That sounds a bit Neon
MY DRUM!!!
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
HIS DRUM
errmmmm
sausage?
HIS DRUM
errmmmm
sausage?
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*yelp*
ok ok, jokes over, wheres my baby Lee. If he's not back in a week I'm moving back to africa. I've had enough. Bored now.
Got a text saying he may extend his stay, if he does I'm letting out his room..sssshh, he doesnt know.
*yelp*
*yelp*
ok ok, jokes over, wheres my baby Lee. If he's not back in a week I'm moving back to africa. I've had enough. Bored now.
Got a text saying he may extend his stay, if he does I'm letting out his room..sssshh, he doesnt know.
*yelp*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
how long has he been gone for???
how long has he been gone for???
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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
too long for lois... maybe they could have a reversed conjoin twin surgerey
too long for lois... maybe they could have a reversed conjoin twin surgerey
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
too long, his smell is a fading...
too long, his smell is a fading...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
I thought that would be a blessing
I thought that would be a blessing
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
so did I
so did I
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
im sure he wont be much longer
im sure he wont be much longer
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Well on a brighter note, Karma has dealt a doozie.
the girl on my section who pisses me off was rude when I started my current job has had an illness in the family, been dumped by her B/F, lost her house and will get a verbal and written warning this week with the hope she will quit her job not nice to smile at all that but when someone is obnoxious and rude it feels nice when karma bitch-slaps them for you
Well on a brighter note, Karma has dealt a doozie.
the girl on my section who pisses me off was rude when I started my current job has had an illness in the family, been dumped by her B/F, lost her house and will get a verbal and written warning this week with the hope she will quit her job
not nice to smile at all that but when someone is obnoxious and rude it feels nice when karma bitch-slaps them for you A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
lol oh dear, full whack
lol oh dear, full whack
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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hurrumphf
Hurrumphf
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
meh... so I'm nasty... what's new... we were talking yesterday at work and I let slip how I would REALLY like to push steven hawkings out of his wheelchair and steal his speak and spell.
I had a particularly evil spell yesterday at work..
meh... so I'm nasty... what's new... we were talking yesterday at work and I let slip how I would REALLY like to push steven hawkings out of his wheelchair and steal his speak and spell.
I had a particularly evil spell yesterday at work..
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
oh please, despite the reputation you think you have Mynci, you're soft and squishy on the inside, just like the rest of us...deal with it cotton ball head
oh please, despite the reputation you think you have Mynci, you're soft and squishy on the inside, just like the rest of us...deal with it cotton ball head
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
this isn't a reputation thing I forget that you guys know me and people at work just plain don't get me...
i was thinking about spinning and just said it out loud the look of horror on peoples faces made me realise it is probably better if I don't talk to aanyone at work....
I mean i think it would be funny and yes I'm really soft on the inside and crunchy on the outside ARMADILLOS, but I work with a bunch of people who seem to have had there fun organs removed...
this isn't a reputation thing
I forget that you guys know me and people at work just plain don't get me... i was thinking about spinning and just said it out loud the look of horror on peoples faces made me realise it is probably better if I don't talk to aanyone at work....
I mean i think it would be funny and yes I'm really soft on the inside and crunchy on the outside ARMADILLOS, but I work with a bunch of people who seem to have had there fun organs removed...
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
set them on fire and give them the finger....
set them on fire and give them the finger....
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
OK
OK
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
at least you dont work with guys who act as if they are still in high school
at least you dont work with guys who act as if they are still in high school
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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
no...but I do!
I don't mind though...I like highschool boys
no...but I do!
I don't mind though...I like highschool boys
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
not this type
yuck
not this type
yuck
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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
ah...northern high school boys *shakes head solemly*
ah...northern high school boys *shakes head solemly*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
they smell
just like lee
lee smells
like poo
poo poo
they smell
just like lee
lee smells
like poo
poo poo
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
Sliding, they are sliding,
Sohout out if you see,
what the picture on the sliding tile is going to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
New posh keyboard to use and it's nice to type with so I thought I would be a bit random
Sliding, they are sliding,
Sohout out if you see,
what the picture on the sliding tile is going to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
New posh keyboard to use and it's nice to type with so I thought I would be a bit random
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