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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Me first ME FIRST!!!!
Hello and welcome to HOP baby boy
Me first ME FIRST!!!!
Hello and welcome to HOP baby boy
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by st Peter. He says “sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I’m granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be”
The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren;” and *poof* she’s gone.
The second nun says, “I want to be Madonna;” and *poof* she is gone.
The third says, “I want to be Sara Pipalini.”
St Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says.
“Sara Pipalini.” Replies the nun.
St Peter shakes his head and says; “I’m sorry, but that name just doesn’t ring any bells”
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says “no sister, the paper says it was the ‘Sahara pipeline’ that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months”
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by st Peter. He says “sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I’m granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be”
The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren;” and *poof* she’s gone.
The second nun says, “I want to be Madonna;” and *poof* she is gone.
The third says, “I want to be Sara Pipalini.”
St Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says.
“Sara Pipalini.” Replies the nun.
St Peter shakes his head and says; “I’m sorry, but that name just doesn’t ring any bells”
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says “no sister, the paper says it was the ‘Sahara pipeline’ that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months”
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
,I would not have expected anything less
,I would not have expected anything less "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I hear you sister!
Written by: crazybambino
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by st Peter. He says “sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I’m granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be”
The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren;” and *poof* she’s gone.
The second nun says, “I want to be Madonna;” and *poof* she is gone.
The third says, “I want to be Sara Pipalini.”
St Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says.
“Sara Pipalini.” Replies the nun.
St Peter shakes his head and says; “I’m sorry, but that name just doesn’t ring any bells”
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says “no sister, the paper says it was the ‘Sahara pipeline’ that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months”
I hear you sister!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
i love the joke
*starts munching the crisps and dips* got any beer????
i love the joke*starts munching the crisps and dips* got any beer????
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
Yay! Vitrual food. I can eat and not run to the toilet feeling icky!
*Does happy dance*
Yay! Vitrual food. I can eat and not run to the toilet feeling icky!
*Does happy dance*
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
and no need to worry about calories and salt content
and no need to worry about calories and salt content
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
Where's Tink? She should come and say hello too!
*Looks around thread*
*giggle* I said come
Where's Tink? She should come and say hello too!
*Looks around thread*
*giggle* I said come
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
harrow!!!!!!!!!!
and welcome to the Crazy Bambino....currently only 29 posts til your more than just a member...
tonight matthew I'm going to be (a small chinese man)
Welcome and what the hell took you so long to start posting eh eh!
harrow!!!!!!!!!!
and welcome to the Crazy Bambino....currently only 29 posts til your more than just a member...
tonight matthew I'm going to be
(a small chinese man) Welcome and what the hell took you so long to start posting eh eh!
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*in the voice of the chill hill dog*
Oh YESSSSsssssss!
I also have twister for our drunken pleasure and if you look in the top draw you will find the marmite.
*in the voice of the chill hill dog*
Oh YESSSSsssssss!
I also have twister for our drunken pleasure and if you look in the top draw you will find the marmite.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
oooooooo twister AND marmite, you spoil us crazy
*scampers off to make some marmite and cheese toasties*
oooooooo twister AND marmite, you spoil us crazy
*scampers off to make some marmite and cheese toasties*
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Mynci: Yeah it took me a while but I never work now. lol. Did you go onto that link? its brill!
LilMissSmartyPants: Oh don't worry if you throw up. You can do it on the floor I don't mind. The toilet is minging!
ravehead: Did you find the marmite?
Mynci: Yeah it took me a while but I never work now. lol. Did you go onto that link? its brill!
LilMissSmartyPants: Oh don't worry if you throw up. You can do it on the floor I don't mind. The toilet is minging!
ravehead: Did you find the marmite?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Can you make me one ravehead, but without the bread, marmite and cheese. Thanks!
Can you make me one ravehead, but without the bread, marmite and cheese. Thanks!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
*lick marmite from lips*
no problem
*lick marmite from lips*
no problem
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
*brings in 2 large bottles of vodka 1 bottle of tequilla a salt sellar, and 48 beers,*
this should get the party started
welcome ickle one
took your time but now the silliness can begin
i'll have marmite and cheese too
and where's the twister
*brings in 2 large bottles of vodka 1 bottle of tequilla a salt sellar, and 48 beers,*
this should get the party started
welcome ickle one
took your time but now the silliness can begin
i'll have marmite and cheese too
and where's the twister
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yay! Come play twister with ravehead. I do the spinning!
*Pours two shorts of tequila and passes one to screech*
Anyone else for tequila?
Yay!
Come play twister with ravehead. I do the spinning!*Pours two shorts of tequila and passes one to screech*
Anyone else for tequila?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
* gets the twister mat out* weeeeeeeee more people to play
*opens bottle of vodka, puts in a large jug with some ice cream*
* gets the twister mat out*
weeeeeeeee more people to play*opens bottle of vodka, puts in a large jug with some ice cream*
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
's tequilla eeuuch
grabs rave's vodka and ice cream
mucho better
letys play then rave
's tequilla eeuuchgrabs rave's vodka and ice cream
mucho better
letys play then rave
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
ummmmmmm ice cream
*puts really cheesy music on, grabs a drink of vodka ice cream and starts to dance*
ok I spin!
ummmmmmm ice cream
*puts really cheesy music on, grabs a drink of vodka ice cream and starts to dance*
ok I spin!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
spin the spinny thing C.B.
*waits for crazybambino to start the game*
more vodka???
spin the spinny thing C.B.
*waits for crazybambino to start the game*
more vodka??? circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
ickle one you gonna come to my birthday in january?
ickle one you gonna come to my birthday in january?
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*goes to start the game but falls over as his drunk as a skunk*
Oh dear I fell off.
*Has a bit of a accident on the floor*
Oh no, not again
Yeah I might do thanks! Trying to save money though as want to go to Australia in April for a month. What are you doing for it? What’s the date?
*goes to start the game but falls over as his drunk as a skunk*
Oh dear I fell off.
*Has a bit of a accident on the floor*
Oh no, not again
Yeah I might do thanks! Trying to save money though as want to go to Australia in April for a month. What are you doing for it? What’s the date?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*walks in mith giant soggy tissue dragging behind her*
Achooooo!!!!!!
*flumps into corner*
*walks in mith giant soggy tissue dragging behind her*
Achooooo!!!!!!
*flumps into corner*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I missed you!
*gives Blu a giant hug*
Would you like a Drink?, crisps and dip?, twister?, Marmite?, More tissue?, something warm and fluffy?
I missed you!
*gives Blu a giant hug*
Would you like a Drink?, crisps and dip?, twister?, Marmite?, More tissue?, something warm and fluffy?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
i come with pie!
i come with pie!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I WANT PIE!!!!! 
I WANT PIE!!!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ooh you have flumps in your corner
Ooh you have flumps in your corner
Meh
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
EDITED_BY: crazybambino (1133272178)
EDITED_BY: crazybambino (1133272178)
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I flumped in the corner, now you have a flump in your corner
Who ate all the pie?
I flumped in the corner, now you have a flump in your corner
Who ate all the pie?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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