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RUBBISH!!
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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:
Jen
Covered in marmite...
Jen
Covered in marmite...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Dave your showing your straight side again stoppit.. it's confusing me
Dave your showing your straight side again stoppit.. it's confusing me
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Gay man making a straight man confused...
Unheard of...
Gay man making a straight man confused...
Unheard of...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
it was your straightness confusing me not your gayness
gayness doesn't confuse me ... hell some days it makes perfect sense
it was your straightness confusing me not your gayness
gayness doesn't confuse me ... hell some days it makes perfect sense A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
It was the Marmite-lovin' that confused you!
It was the Marmite-lovin' that confused you!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
ma ma ma ma ...marmite... is gross
ma ma ma ma ...marmite... is gross
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
*agrees with blu*
I think it was the whole scentance remove the spaces:
Jen covered in marmite
indicated a kinky fetish
*agrees with blu*
I think it was the whole scentance remove the spaces:
Jen covered in marmite
indicated a kinky fetish
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I can thin kof worse ones...
I can thin kof worse ones...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
i refuse to be anyones fetish
im worng...marmites wrong..... two wrong dont make a right....
im confused
i refuse to be anyones fetish
im worng...marmites wrong..... two wrong dont make a right....
im confused
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*pats the bubbles on the head*
*pats the bubbles on the head*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Let me guess. Your dad/brother is picking you up today and I wont see you till Sunday...again. Be careful, I may just get used to living on my own...
.
Just kidding, have a good weekend sweetheart...I know I will 
Let me guess. Your dad/brother is picking you up today and I wont see you till Sunday...again. Be careful, I may just get used to living on my own...
.Just kidding, have a good weekend sweetheart...I know I will
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*poke
howdy how is lovely you?
*poke
howdy
how is lovely you? back
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Lee rhymes with wee
Lee rhymes with wee
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
don't tell everybody
don't tell everybody A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
why not?
why not?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
because they might get jealouse....
because they might get jealouse....
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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*smacks baby lee over the head lightly*
Ok, come back from Brazil now, I've had enough.
Echo...Echo echo echo
Bored now...come home! I miss you .
*smacks baby lee over the head lightly*
Ok, come back from Brazil now, I've had enough.
Echo...Echo echo echo
Bored now...come home! I miss you .
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
whats he doing in brazil????
whats he doing in brazil????
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I could tell you...but I'd have to kill you...
I could tell you...but I'd have to kill you...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:
Having a Brazillian one would assume...
Having a Brazillian one would assume...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
a wax?
a boy?
a nut???
a wax?
a boy?
a nut???
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
probably all three...
probably all three...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Macaque of all trades
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Posted:
... at the same time
... at the same time
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Posted:
Eating a bowl of brazil nuts whilst being waxed by a Brazillian boy... Pure hell I can imagine...
Eating a bowl of brazil nuts whilst being waxed by a Brazillian boy... Pure hell I can imagine...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
or eating a waxed brazillian boy while sitting on a bowl of nuts ...
or eating a waxed brazillian boy while sitting on a bowl of nuts ...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
how rude!
maybe HE'S waxing a boys nut....
how rude!maybe HE'S waxing a boys nut....
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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Posted:
Speaking of Brazillians... Klodeo
Speaking of Brazillians... Klodeo
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
hes not brazillian is he? he lives in leeds...?
hes not brazillian is he? he lives in leeds...?
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
you cant be brazillian and live in Leeds!!!!!!
you cant be brazillian and live in Leeds!!!!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Posted:
I know, almost as crazy as being South African and living in Brighton!!!
I know, almost as crazy as being South African and living in Brighton!!!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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