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Login/Join to ParticipateWhat a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Lol hell no! Well if they want to put up with my... bizarre behaviour and to be fair, they can join in the acitivities... Specify requirements tho. Must be fit, naked and male
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
bizarre behaviour?
what would that be then?
sleeping with your socks on?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
IT WAS COLD!!
And I lose my toes if I dont keep my socks on!! (they aren't actually attached)
To be fair its more your bizarre behavior...
Plus can we please not sleep on a spiders nest this time... At play I was living in fear!!
I found 3 that had somehow smuggled themselfs back with me!
Needless to say, they didn't survive
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
ahem... spiders....really.... i had no idea?
they were on your things?...how unfortunate.
ill take the beast. but you can carry the poles!...and the pegs!
i think sleeping on a cowpat was worse...but that may just be my opinion...
your toes arent attached? do you have square feet like witches?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*tiptoes in*
Friends?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Of course
*jumps on rouge for huge ma-hoosive hug*
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*giant massive uber huggyness*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
ok, after that phone call... i am officially a cretin
haha go here and search for Officially
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
HA YES! HOW MANY YEARS HAVE I KNOWN YOU??
2 T's dammit!!
No monster munch for the fresbian!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
3-hydroxy, 2-ethyl cyclohexanone!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Oooo ooo is this a test?
Um I can do this!
*pokes tongue out whilst thinking*
6 sided cyclic ketone... with an CH3CH2 bound to Carbon 2 and an OH on Carbon 3.... as for what it does... I'll get back to you...
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
*Cough*GEEK!!*Cough*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
I'm just glad I remember that much after spending 2 years at uni
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
now...what does it do?
im sure you've had time to look it up
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
*Cough*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Oh dave, you seem to have a sore throat? Maybe something to lubricate the back of it?
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
How big is the beast then?? will it get in through my rear hatch? there's not a lot of room back there.
...
dammit, this smut is catching! I meant the boot of my car isn't huge so if the tents take up a lot of room we may have to have the bags on the back seat.
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
You dirty lil man!Um well, I'm not so sure how big the beast is... but we can put all the bags in the back... inlcuding freya, the biggest tattiest bag of the lot
Shotgun front seat
What kinda of mooosic device do you have in your car... CD? Tape? Radio?.... make your own?
If it is make your own, i recommend for our safety, we dont let Freya sing.....
... cos she cant!
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
I don't know what you mean! pure as the fallen snow me
CD and radio music device, although I'm not sure we should let Freya near it all as she was threatening me with B*Witched and Steps cds all last week!
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
DEAR GOD NO!
I might make a few CD's with stuff on, mainly whats in the charts etc, you know... "commercial stuff"...
Freya sucks
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
really?
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
of course not!!Well only sometimes... when she doesn't want to watch scrubs, and you have to hold her down to watch it... *sniff*
good times
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
and there was me thinking I was being smutty again
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
i dont like this thread anymore....
i think mat(t) is so riddled with smut that he cant tell it apart from normal conversation
the beast isnt that big. i just wont bring that much stuff
and am i allowed if i sing quietly?
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
RIGHT ! ! ! ! Who's that dissing my mistress?
*puffs up his chest, strutting and looking menacingly about*
Freya, if you need me to get medieval on someone's arse, you just let me know....
Ermm, on second thought, considering the company, that might be a reward instead of a punishment.
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
i know matt would enjoy it but i doubt martin would
but then he hasnt been slagging off my singing
although, if you'd heard me sing you'd probably run away without having to beat yourself up
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
Nah, we could howl together at the moon
*Sits by Freya's heel and starts licking his, ermm, paws...*
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
*pats head and throws him a kipper*
good seadragon
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Your all mental
No really
Dragosani, when will the ass medievalness take place?
And will it include jousting?
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
*shakes head* You guys are nuts, absolutely nuts.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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