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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Way to make a guy feel special
Um, Freya, we didnt actually arrange anything
Lemme book the time off, and I'll get back to you... I might try get the wednesday off too, so I can come home, and head down thursday... *shrug* Dunno yet tho... Stupid Work
Way to make a guy feel special
Um, Freya, we didnt actually arrange anything
Lemme book the time off, and I'll get back to you... I might try get the wednesday off too, so I can come home, and head down thursday... *shrug* Dunno yet tho... Stupid Work
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old hand
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
O lameo.
Placentas don't really spray....more of a plop really. As for baby juice, I can think of far worse things to have spraying about the place, most of which I expect you have experienced first hand.
Hopefully not that messy Freya, I don't intend to bleed a whole bunch, but hey, that's what old towels are for.
Written by: Asena
BrJC isnt for me
O lameo.
Written by: Asena
I'm guessing your gonna explode soon, with placenta and baby juice spraying everywhere
Placentas don't really spray....more of a plop really. As for baby juice, I can think of far worse things to have spraying about the place, most of which I expect you have experienced first hand.
Hopefully not that messy Freya, I don't intend to bleed a whole bunch, but hey, that's what old towels are for.
XLenX
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Internet Hate Machine
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Posted:
Oh god... that's not something I like to read!
Bleargh!
Oh god... that's not something I like to read!
Bleargh!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Henry, did you expect anything less in my intro thread??
Henry, did you expect anything less in my intro thread??
Written by: Mumma Len
As for baby juice, I can think of far worse things to have spraying about the place, most of which I expect you have experienced first hand...
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
...and I bet your mouth was open then as well......
Henry! You wimp! Actually, I can be smug cos I know I don't have to be dealing with what goes on down there....and I can't look cos it's physically impossible
When I had the girlies they wanted me to touch Izzy's head when she was half out..I was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
...and I bet your mouth was open then as well......
Henry! You wimp! Actually, I can be smug cos I know I don't have to be dealing with what goes on down there....and I can't look cos it's physically impossible
When I had the girlies they wanted me to touch Izzy's head when she was half out..I was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
XLenX
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Posted:
Oh jesus yeah, wimp is a good description.
I'm still at the point where I plug my ears and go "lalalala not listening" when girls have started talking about periods....
Oh jesus yeah, wimp is a good description.
I'm still at the point where I plug my ears and go "lalalala not listening" when girls have started talking about periods....
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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old hand
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
What do you mean "still"? You are expecting to move on from there? Henry I was under the impression that you are a guy- now go find me one that doesn't do that (gynaecologists don't count).
Omg! I reported a thread to Malcolm and the person has been chucked off the site!
*feels token guilt for 30 secs*
K....over it....NEXT!
What do you mean "still"? You are expecting to move on from there? Henry I was under the impression that you are a guy- now go find me one that doesn't do that (gynaecologists don't count).
Omg! I reported a thread to Malcolm and the person has been chucked off the site!
*feels token guilt for 30 secs*
K....over it....NEXT!
XLenX
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Posted:
I got ome guys banned once. That was fun.
Was it that gimp posting the LSDthingy?
I got ome guys banned once. That was fun.
Was it that gimp posting the LSDthingy?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
You got someone banned!! ha ha ha... Len, I miss you OMG!
Wat are you doing weekend of the 2nd/3rd?
EDITED_BY: Asena (1156197846)
You got someone banned!! ha ha ha... Len, I miss you
OMG!Wat are you doing weekend of the 2nd/3rd?
EDITED_BY: Asena (1156197846)
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old hand
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yup. I'm so predictable. Can't stand glorification of drug taking. Do it, fine- just don't brag about it.
Uh. I'm such an old fart.
2nd and 3rd..highly likely to be spraying baby juice. If I'm done with that it will be milk instead- be warned, I can shoot the stuff across the room. Now surely you don't wanna come over when I'm getting me rack out every 5 mins??
EDITED_BY: misscorinthian (1156197998)
Yup. I'm so predictable. Can't stand glorification of drug taking. Do it, fine- just don't brag about it.
Uh. I'm such an old fart.
2nd and 3rd..highly likely to be spraying baby juice. If I'm done with that it will be milk instead- be warned, I can shoot the stuff across the room. Now surely you don't wanna come over when I'm getting me rack out every 5 mins??
EDITED_BY: misscorinthian (1156197998)
XLenX
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Pregnant woman, ANSWER THE QUESTION!!
Pregnant woman, ANSWER THE QUESTION!!
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there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Posted:
lmao... I was quite a wimp @ my 1st birthing experience... green'd out a bit, they had me lay my head on a pillow up near annie's head... then when they handed me the baby, after they'd cleaned him up a bit, annie yelled out "nooooo, don't hand him to *him*, he'll drop him!!!"
no dropsies, but I really didn't deal @ all well with it... my excuse is I was already woosey from watching them put a bung in annie's arm; the learner-driver doc missed and blood shot across the ward floor... ewww...
the 2nd time, however, was great...!! enjoyed every second of it... no greening, beautiful baby, sun was shining, birds were singing (ok, maybe not)... but it was love-ly
lmao... I was quite a wimp @ my 1st birthing experience... green'd out a bit, they had me lay my head on a pillow up near annie's head... then when they handed me the baby, after they'd cleaned him up a bit, annie yelled out "nooooo, don't hand him to *him*, he'll drop him!!!"
no dropsies, but I really didn't deal @ all well with it... my excuse is I was already woosey from watching them put a bung in annie's arm; the learner-driver doc missed and blood shot across the ward floor... ewww...
the 2nd time, however, was great...!! enjoyed every second of it... no greening, beautiful baby, sun was shining, birds were singing (ok, maybe not)... but it was love-ly
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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old hand
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
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Posted:
Aw Pogo! Nothing like the feel of a brand new warm slippy baby tho..
Ahh Matty I edited see?
Aw Pogo! Nothing like the feel of a brand new warm slippy baby tho..
Ahh Matty I edited see?
XLenX
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Dammit, no
I do love you, but no boobies thankies.
Um, and I was all excited I could come and see you
Hmmm
Dammit, no
I do love you, but no boobies thankies.
Um, and I was all excited I could come and see you
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hunny it'll be boobies at dawn (and evry couple of hours thereafter) for a looooong time.....I do try to be discreet tho.
Hows about we wait until I at least shed my resemblance to a weeble, and regain my ability to walk without limping (pathetic) and arrange summat then yes?
Shaaame on you for BrJC tho, could have stayed here and gone on whichever evenings with us...suggested Ed do a routine with jea9....still not interested no?
Hunny it'll be boobies at dawn (and evry couple of hours thereafter) for a looooong time.....I do try to be discreet tho.
Hows about we wait until I at least shed my resemblance to a weeble, and regain my ability to walk without limping (pathetic) and arrange summat then yes?
Shaaame on you for BrJC tho, could have stayed here and gone on whichever evenings with us...suggested Ed do a routine with jea9....still not interested no?
XLenX
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there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
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Location: limbo, Australia
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
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Location: limbo, Australia
Posted:
u couldn't be more correct, miss corinthian... is nothing like it in the whole wide world... sure is payback when they start to grow up, though...
u couldn't be more correct, miss corinthian... is nothing like it in the whole wide world... sure is payback when they start to grow up, though...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
I
Len and pogo and matt lots
I
Len and pogo and matt lots Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Whereas she hates me
Whereas she hates me
Meh
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there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
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Location: limbo, Australia
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
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Location: limbo, Australia
Posted:
yaaaayyyy!!! I gots a!!!
I u too, jo... I'm a er, I am...
awww, cantus...
I'm sure that's not true
yaaaayyyy!!! I gots a
!!!I
u too, jo... I'm a er, I am...awww, cantus...
I'm sure that's not true --pogo (pat) [forever and always]
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
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Location: Horsham
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Location: Horsham
Posted:
lol, you should have remememembered from the "hops hottest" thread jo thats lists are baaad!
im glad we didnt arrange anything maif, because i dont remember doing so. unless you dont remember either and we are both just usless.
but im sure thats not true either
i just watched hostal....i didnt like it very much
lol, you should have remememembered from the "hops hottest" thread jo thats lists are baaad!
im glad we didnt arrange anything maif, because i dont remember doing so. unless you dont remember either and we are both just usless.
but im sure thats not true either
i just watched hostal....i didnt like it very much
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
He's just trying to figure out how to smuggle one into the country in his luggage...
Written by: misscorinthianHe's going to do an isolated wild boar act now
suggested Ed do a routine with jea9....still not interested no?
He's just trying to figure out how to smuggle one into the country in his luggage...
Meh
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ooo ooo I do wanna see it, but Its so much time off work
And the wild boar act sounds rather ingenius!!
I
Jo too, and I do have a soft spot for Cantus, but don't tell him.... damn! Public forums... ah well
Um but yeeeees Freya, we can have fun fun fun to Gwithian...
Or we could just sleep on the train?
Ooo ooo I do wanna see it, but Its so much time off work
And the wild boar act sounds rather ingenius!!
I
Jo too, and I do have a soft spot for Cantus, but don't tell him.... damn! Public forums... ah well Um but yeeeees Freya, we can have fun fun fun to Gwithian
...Or we could just sleep on the train?
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
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Location: Horsham
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Posted:
Gwithian?
i like the idea where you said sleeping! i like sleeping. its such a rareity at the mo!
wow, wild boar, its like Asterix and Obelix but... without eating the boar.
Gwithian?
i like the idea where you said sleeping! i like sleeping. its such a rareity at the mo!
wow, wild boar, its like Asterix and Obelix but... without eating the boar.
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I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
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Location: Horsham
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Posted:
how are you doing matty boy?
when are you back home??
how are you doing matty boy?
when are you back home??
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I come back home the night of the 13th, in preperation for our trip to Gwithian baby
Btw... YOU SNOGGED MARK!
EUGH!!
I come back home the night of the 13th, in preperation for our trip to Gwithian baby
Btw... YOU SNOGGED MARK!
EUGH!!
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
So... not jealous then...?
Who's Mark?
So... not jealous then...?
Who's Mark?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Mark is some nonsey boy from back home, who enjoys picking on people via lame jokes... cos of his own insecurities!
Freya, I cant believe you got with him! YUK!
He has a nice body tho... If I remember correctly... Havent seen him in years tho... thank god!
Mark is some nonsey boy from back home, who enjoys picking on people via lame jokes... cos of his own insecurities!
Freya, I cant believe you got with him! YUK!
He has a nice body tho... If I remember correctly... Havent seen him in years tho... thank god!
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
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Location: Horsham
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Location: Horsham
Posted:
he does have a nice body...its all that climbing
i love how gossip travels.
and you know there has always been
im guessing The Ho told you? shes a gossip that one
and yeah.. Matts jealous! he me!!!
he does have a nice body...its all that climbing
i love how gossip travels.
and you know there has always been
im guessing The Ho told you? shes a gossip that one
and yeah.. Matts jealous! he
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Always been ... of the tacky school playground variety ... "I throw mud at her and pull her hair, cos i love her "
Uh... Ye, I'm jealous Freya...
Did you sleep with him?? DID YOU!?
OOoo oooo and yay for big tenterino
Doooooooo it!!
Always been
... of the tacky school playground variety ... "I throw mud at her and pull her hair, cos i love her "Uh... Ye, I'm jealous Freya...
Did you sleep with him?? DID YOU!?
OOoo oooo and yay for big tenterino
Doooooooo it!!
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
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Location: Horsham
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Location: Horsham
Posted:
he did hit me over the head with a boot once
its a six man..... i dunno if monserat is gonna be impressed though. ill have to see how heavy it is. otherwise we will have to go with the two weeny ones.
and no i didnt sleep with him
there are reasons but this is neither the time nor the place...and my male/female relations are probably repulsing you!
im gonna go play with tents....if we do take the 6 man we could offer to share with some people (?)
or save the space for our rampant 'activities'......
he did hit me over the head with a boot onceits a six man..... i dunno if monserat is gonna be impressed though. ill have to see how heavy it is. otherwise we will have to go with the two weeny ones.
and no i didnt sleep with him
there are reasons but this is neither the time nor the place...and my male/female relations are probably repulsing you!
im gonna go play with tents....if we do take the 6 man we could offer to share with some people (?)
or save the space for our rampant 'activities'......
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