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Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
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Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
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Yes Pete!
Do that! Arrange a sleepover! Give us like a month's notice and we'll be there! (hopefully if you choose the right date!)
If you have a piano and (more importantly) can play, a little serenading would be fab!
Yes Pete, you SHOULD just say "you are aware that I'm flirting with you, right?" but say it completely str8 faced without a hint of puppydog but with an inkling of irony...
In the end, you should just be happy with your own company and the friends around you...
The partner thing really is just a bonus...
See you next Sun!
You can try the Natriz then! 
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Pasta of Muppets
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Yay! Do the Natrix!
I dont have a piano, and my playing is crap, but hey...
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fluffy mess
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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Pasta of Muppets
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Hey Blu Darling! Hows things in the Deep South
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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boo!
your such a flirt
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fluffy mess
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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Deep and uhm....south?!
Aaah, I can't help myself with my nemo-isms. How are you dear?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Pasta of Muppets
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I am a flirt. In the words of The Aguilera, i'm flirrrty.
As for me and myself, i'm ok. Housemate has gone wacko again and hormonal. Jeez she's a nut. In a bad way.
Stress at work, but good stress. Been the Gym and last night saw Hot Fuzz. I wee'd myself.
On a lighter note, isn't a 100w bulb better than a 60w? More vavavoom, imho
Dolphins once again invade my mind after nutsac reminding me of zoophilia.
The Headlines:
Man found toasted after hot date...
Too many cooks spoil the broth proved after TV chefs argue over the starters...
Carlsberg no longer probably the best lager in the world after Budweiser (the yank one) outsells them like for like and then sues over the title...
Shaving cream is a silly idea. You bung your razor up with dairy produce...
Fireflies dont burn well...
So thats it for this edition. Stay tuned for more antics and goofery from you friendly neighbourhood Albino (ish)
Stay Happy!!!
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fluffy mess
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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Pasta of Muppets
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one tries to make one larf
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
how about laughter? do that?
heya mate long time no see - next time your in the big smoke drop me a line would be awesome to see you again!
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old hand
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hello my entertaining friend
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Pasta of Muppets
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good afternoon, and thank y for making the effort to trawl through umpteen pages to find my thread! And how is the Pidge today?
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old hand
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pidge is tired, i went to that party in new brighton last night and my hayfever hit quite bad so i got a rough nights sleep.
but i met some people that were going to play! and some guys were really interested by my poi, regardless of the two guys next to me who were stupidly good. so i had a good time anyway.
im also starving!!! kely has decided not to go away to wales this week and so she eaten me out of house and home! im gonna make joel take me out to dinner later, and to tescos so i can have food for the rest of the week.
how are you??
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HoPpy Birthday Gorgeous Pete! 
I hope to see you soon
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
travelling without moving
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petey! happy b'day matey!!
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
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old hand
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happy birth day to you,
happy bithday to you,
happy birthday dear petey,
haappyy biirthhday too you!!
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happy mcbirthday, have a haggis...
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
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Hippy Pappy Thuthdth bethuthdth bethuthday!
Hope it's a good one
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I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
enthusiast
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Happy Birthday Pete
Hope you're having a great day!
You can spend hours playing with minutes!
I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Fast, late deliveries!
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
hey man! how are you? coming down london way any time soon?
hope to see you soon
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old hand
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BOO!!!
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Pasta of Muppets
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Argh!
Thanks for the bump, makes me feel important...
Boo to everyone else!
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old hand
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V.I.P. = very important pete
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Pasta of Muppets
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y thanks you Pidge. You brighten my day...
So what else is new? Balls all. I'm just chilling and watching Scrubs at the moment. Well, right now I'm supposed to be working, but hey...
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old hand
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yea i was watching scrubs, it my day of work and college, thinking about doing something but cant be arsed.
hay if you get really bored you can come round for a cuppa.
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Niraffe
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I should be working on some ethics submission to help save diabetics. But instead I decided to read all your intro.
How's that for important?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
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Pasta of Muppets
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That would be daft, Chelly.
Hey Pidge, let me know when you have more tea...
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Niraffe
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Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Well, to be fair, we are talking about type 2's here. And there is only so much sympathy I can have for people who bring on an illness themselves because they have no idea what moderation means... 
How's you been keeping anyway sir?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
old hand
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Location: Sunderland, UK
i have an endless supply of tea and clean cups!
unlike at my old house
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pidge: Que? Have you moved?
Chelly, i's keeping fine. Still been slack about posting something about Noo Years. Still havent found a venue.
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