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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
I
Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...
Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
I
Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
belated brownie it is then!
belated brownie it is then!
Gayle.....!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*bounces in and gives pete a hug
*bounces in and gives pete a hug
back
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Damn I want a quiche now.... From Pigeon (before any of you other jokers try anything).
Back off young(!!!) Flashpoint or i shall gore you with these zombie squirrels!
Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon
*gives flashpoint a quiche*
Damn I want a quiche now.... From Pigeon (before any of you other jokers try anything).
Back off young(!!!) Flashpoint or i shall gore you with these zombie squirrels!
Meh
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
runs in, gives Flashpoint huge, snuggly, squishy, smooshy, cuddles and then leaves
Todays run by hug attack was brought to you by the letter S and C and the number 5
runs in, gives Flashpoint huge, snuggly, squishy, smooshy, cuddles and then leaves
Todays run by hug attack was brought to you by the letter S and C and the number 5
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Well hello...
Time for an update.
Im now going out with a civilian, called Kate. I will bring her to the next meet, if I can...
Drugs starting to work now, but work still sucks male chicken...
Im going to the Zoo tomorrow!
Also, i love you all, and Tobi, if you ever read this...
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Well hello...
Time for an update.
Im now going out with a civilian, called Kate. I will bring her to the next meet, if I can...
Drugs starting to work now, but work still sucks male chicken...
Im going to the Zoo tomorrow!
Also, i love you all, and Tobi, if you ever read this...
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ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Posted:
So what animals are you going to see?.
So what animals are you going to see?.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Im going to see nothing cos they'll all be inside, and some lizards
Im going to see nothing cos they'll all be inside, and some lizards
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Chester Zoo? Are you going to go on the boatride?
Can you find out if Jubilee is still alive?
Chester Zoo? Are you going to go on the boatride?
Can you find out if Jubilee is still alive?
Meh
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Nope im going for a meal in the conference centre, but also im going around the zoo, in the bat house (wooo) etc
Nope im going for a meal in the conference centre, but also im going around the zoo, in the bat house (wooo) etc
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
And jubilee is DEAD, you hear me DEEEAAAD!!!!
And jubilee is DEAD, you hear me DEEEAAAD!!!!
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well considering it was me that told you in the first place and i'm not sure, then i think you have a lot of faith in your sources
Well considering it was me that told you in the first place and i'm not sure, then i think you have a lot of faith in your sources
Meh
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Well, I didn't see the elephants, but I did see a Gaboon Viper, a few Geckos, and some monkeys. The monkeys were funny...
Well, I didn't see the elephants, but I did see a Gaboon Viper, a few Geckos, and some monkeys. The monkeys were funny...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Theyre great
I love Iguanas too, and Komodo Dragons...
Theyre great
I love Iguanas too, and Komodo Dragons...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ello, nice bike what happened to the wheels? and the frame and the handels? its not a bike?
are in the circus?
I wonder who will pick up uni-ing first you or me, I think I have a lot to learn, i will try not to squish everyone in the process.
Ooh and good luck with the play (that southners have failed to recognise yet
)
Can you do this? I can't, yet.
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EDITED_BY: jemima (jem) (1140536038)
Ello, nice bike what happened to the wheels? and the frame and the handels? its not a bike?
are in the circus?
I wonder who will pick up uni-ing first you or me, I think I have a lot to learn, i will try not to squish everyone in the process.
Ooh and good luck with the play (that southners have failed to recognise yet
)Can you do this? I can't, yet.
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EDITED_BY: jemima (jem) (1140536038)
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Ahhh yes but i will you see Jem, I will... I almost destroyed the kitchen last night though...
Ahhh yes but i will you see Jem, I will... I almost destroyed the kitchen last night though...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Evening Pige. How the devil are you?
Evening Pige. How the devil are you?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
I started off having to hug the fridge, and drag a chair around, but now I'm trying to peddle laps around the kitchen. I feel like a bad ice skater, but on a one wheel bike with no ice and stuff if you catch my drifter.
................your going to learn pink violin? I'd have carried on learning the violin but I could never get the hang of that damn vibrato
EDITED_BY: jemima (jem) (1140783386)
I started off having to hug the fridge, and drag a chair around, but now I'm trying to peddle laps around the kitchen. I feel like a bad ice skater, but on a one wheel bike with no ice and stuff
if you catch my drifter.................your going to learn pink violin? I'd have carried on learning the violin but I could never get the hang of that damn vibrato
EDITED_BY: jemima (jem) (1140783386)
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
heya man long time no talk - ill see you soon - will you be at clapham?
heya man long time no talk - ill see you soon - will you be at clapham?
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*runs in, gives Flas a big hug, grins and runs out again*
Hope you are sparkling away my dear!!!
*runs in, gives Flas a big hug, grins and runs out again*
Hope you are sparkling away my dear!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
I saw this, and I thought of you
You can give me a comeback when I see you at fal. That way, you have time to come up with a dedcent comeback, rather than the lame impulsive ones that you are so keen on giving.
I saw this, and I thought of you
You can give me a comeback when I see you at fal. That way, you have time to come up with a dedcent comeback, rather than the lame impulsive ones that you are so keen on giving.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
wonders when FRD developed a death wish....
oi you *prods flash* where in the name of L. Ron Hubbard were you this weekend? i was most disappointed not to see you (and cantus) hope all is well and ill see you at falmouth
wonders when FRD developed a death wish....
oi you *prods flash* where in the name of L. Ron Hubbard were you this weekend? i was most disappointed not to see you (and cantus)
hope all is well and ill see you at falmouth back
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
because we do not always travel 400 odd miles just for a spin... See you at Fal! Oh, and I got a space in my tent if ya want...
Oh, and FRD. You know you want it...
because we do not always travel 400 odd miles just for a spin...
See you at Fal! Oh, and I got a space in my tent if ya want...Oh, and FRD. You know you want it...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
well why didnt that shock me
flashy boy! that sounds rude.
fal soon
well why didnt that shock me
flashy boy! that sounds rude. fal soon Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Yays!
Im driving now, better than payin 70 quid. We will be stopping every so often for breaks though, as I will need them...
Here we come!
Yays!
Im driving now, better than payin 70 quid. We will be stopping every so often for breaks though, as I will need them...
Here we come!
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
do you have spare car space? at all? please?
do you have spare car space? at all? please?
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Linda: Frayed Knot.
We need to finalise our lifts this Sunday before we all get in a fluster...
Linda: Frayed Knot.
We need to finalise our lifts this Sunday before we all get in a fluster...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I MISS YOU
I MISS YOU
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
I MISS YOU TOO
Since it's been bumped, How is everyone? I'd like to ask if you have any strawberry milkshake?
I MISS YOU TOO
Since it's been bumped, How is everyone? I'd like to ask if you have any strawberry milkshake?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
White, 2 sugars?
White, 2 sugars?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
Long time no see babycakes!
Long time no see babycakes!
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