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Posted: 7th Jul 2006
I know, gutted I missed PLAY, but I had the honour of being a best man! Next time. say at Fal, please dont be so wrecked you cannot sustain conversation...

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Posted: 7th Jul 2006
yeah what he said!

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Posted: 17th Jul 2006
Hello mate-

Just found this and I thought of you.

Hope to see you at Fal

Posted: 18th Jul 2006
heya Mr miss you....

ah well see you at fal 6 maybe?

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Posted: 8th Aug 2006

how are you?

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Posted: 7th Sep 2006
ello there! i see that today it's your birthday mr. flashpoint sir! happy hoppy birthday from Oz

Posted: 7th Sep 2006
*walks in dragging a baby grand piano behind him, runs back out to the car and comes back with stevie wonder who sits at the piano and promptly begins playing 'happy birthday to ya'

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Posted: 7th Sep 2006
happy biff day Mr!

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Posted: 7th Sep 2006
Still got an hour and 15mins of being 27 though...

I want a hippo made of marshmallow!

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Posted: 7th Sep 2006
A Spearmint Rhino?

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Posted: 8th Sep 2006
Happy Birthday gorgeous!


I hope you have a fantabulously spendiferous day

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Posted: 8th Sep 2006

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well.. i reckon it looks like he's made out of marshmallow..

Posted: 8th Sep 2006
Yay! Thanks Adya!

I'm getting a Djembe!

and some fun stuff too like a tree full of sweeties.

I'm also really fat now, cos Ive just been treated to a 3 course meal that included a steak and an apple pie. Now i'm hungry again...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

Posted: 8th Sep 2006
Only now you're fat? What were you before?

It wasn't me that said that. I was possessed by Linden. Kick his shins next time you see him

In other news, can you go into the intro of a newbie named Kisumi and see if she's bothered apologising to me yet? I suspect no. I laid out cookies in my intro for her but that Peter Shilton (or some other 2nd rate footballer) came in and ate them all... I'd go into her intro again myself but stupidity scares me.

Meh

Posted: 8th Sep 2006
Happy birthday (I can say that because it's still friday in my own personal time zone)

Will the djembe be making it to !Falmouth? I'm not leaving mine at home, even if I have to strap it to my head and wear it as a hat to get it there.

It's not quite the right accompaniment to 'I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General', but I've set myself the task of learning all the words before Play, and need all the practice I can get

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

Posted: 11th Sep 2006
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

in short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinapinafore

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee

You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a sat a gee

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

For all you G&S newbies...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

Posted: 11th Sep 2006
Ah, Pinafore. I was in that once...

Just spotted the title of yer thread Pete, and I was wondering:

In the event of Artic warfare ever breaking out, would they (the Powers That Be) consider using an albino regiment? The enemy'd never see them coming!

Though, of course, they wouldn't be able to see well either, being albino...

Maybe not.

Rock on.

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

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Posted: 11th Sep 2006
Mags?! Alpha Male Extraordinare was doing Gilbert & Sullivan?!



Just something not quite right about that image..



Artic Warfare - riding into battle on Polka-Dot Hippos.

Element of Surprise... They wouldn't see that coming either...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

Posted: 11th Sep 2006
I think it'd count more as psychological warfare if we were to all start singing that

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

Posted: 14th Sep 2006
i think instead of riding into battle on polka-dot hippos we should parachute in on them

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Posted: 2nd Oct 2006
Or build a trojan hippo dressed in a pinafore? sneek into battle...

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

Posted: 3rd Oct 2006
I like the ploka dot hippo idea. That would be mad.

And Mags: Pinafore is ok, but the Pirates of Penzance rocks!

Also the Mikado is quite funksome too.

Trojan hippo...? We would be in pinafores or the hippo? Parachuting hippos.

The albinos have special glasses. And they would ride Polar Bears into battle, and use special tipp-ex-ed out blades too. Though they would be rubbish at night.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

Posted: 3rd Oct 2006
I think the trojan hippo should wear a polka dot pinafore. It would divert attention from it's deadly cargo.

If albinos are too visable at night they could cover themselves in mud at night - SAS style camouflage. Or just put on a coat?

What are the special glasses for? Do they give you special powers?

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

Posted: 3rd Oct 2006
Only being able to see better. A miracle in itself!

But the mud means they have to wash every morning. Mind you, have you ever seen mud in the arctic?

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

Posted: 5th Oct 2006
pete i hope you wash every morning anyway - gotta keep that pearly white body o' yours looking its best

coming down to clapham this sunday?

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Posted: 6th Oct 2006
Nope, its a Manc meet. And that's slightly nearer...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

Posted: 8th Oct 2006
pah!

well any time your in london (or this part of the world in general) give me a bell

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Posted: 12th Oct 2006
blimey you like your spinning Pete... touring the country! Shows dedication, nice work!

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

Posted: 14th Oct 2006
I don't like spinning. Makes me dizzy.

Touring the country meeting people then playing with my balls is much more fun...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

Posted: 26th Feb 2007
And here I am, shamelessly bumping my own thread in the attempts to be popular.

*sigh*

I can honestly say I have a great job now! No arseholes, no office bitching, and talking to human beings instead of people fluffed up by their own self importance!

On the slightly depressive side, I'm starting to feel the pinch of singledom. Too many prospects passed over by me not plucking up the old stiff upper lip and diving in tallyho style.

I think if I just go into a conversation, and then half way throught just say "you are aware that I'm flirting with you, right?"

Went out on Saturday night to Rosie's in Chester. the worst club night, but at least I dont have to get a taxi home. Mind you, they do have an 80's floor, so thats good. Spent a lot of time randomly chatting to randoms, gave my phone number out a few times, just trying to make some new friends.

Its an arse hole having Manchester and very many good friends a bit too far away for casual visits. One time soon I might have a bit of a do, invite some HoPpers over for the weekend, and have a little party in Chester, cos there are a few good spinning sites...

Well, that's my brain committed to electronic storage. Please not that the views of the author do not nescessarily reflect reality as a whole.

Night chaps

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!