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Login/Join to ParticipateElusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
*pulls rapier out of belt and runs polishing cloth down the length*
*positions one hand back and above his head while makeing small circles in front of himself with the rapier*
En Garde
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
member
70 posts
Location: Houston, Texas, USA
Aren't you supposed to slap us with a glove first?
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
rapiers?
Duels are between Plymouth Valiants and trucks
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enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom
but there is something you should know...I'm not left handed!!!!
sanguine
382 posts
Location: sur, USA
Well?....Neither am I!! Unless, you think that Im going to think that you aren't left handed, in which case you really are.
And, SO AM I! Haha!
"to a man whose only tool is a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail." Abraham Maslow
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I'm curious about this duel between five people...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Circle (or perhaps hexagon) of death
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
member
75 posts
Location: Mission viejo CA, USA
*walks up to circle, looks very confused, and slowly backs out...*
There is nothing to be afraid of. Virtual reality will eventually rehabilitate your mind and eventually your body. Everything will be allright, i promise. Just concentrate. Try some music.
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
He's getting away!
*pulls out pudao, chases dr variety into forest, gets lost*
Kupo!
53 posts
Never match wits with a Scilian, or the dread pirate Mako!
If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
A duel with ten combatants? Inconceivable!
Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie
Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom
*Approaches towards ensuing battle but is waylaid by a gang of unusually sized rodents*
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Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
This has turned out quite nicely.
*slaps mparker and jarle across the face*
I demand satisfaction!!!
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Slaps Poje bu...
oops..its a duel hey.
My seconds will deal with you
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Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
sanguine
382 posts
Location: sur, USA
Grandpa, this isn't going to turn into one of those mushy "kiss the Princess" kind of things, is it?
"to a man whose only tool is a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail." Abraham Maslow
newbie
15 posts
Location: Victoria BC, Canada
Anybody want a peanut?
And Shepherds We Shall Be..
"Is my hair on fire?"
Damn! My pants really are on fire!"
So the whole white gas thing on the campfire was a bad idea....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*dumps a large bucket of Nutella on Poije*
I won!
...except I just lost.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
*arrives with man banging coconut shells together*
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
*shakes his rapier at the doc*
I'll get you!!!! If it's the last thing i do!!!
*chases after him with a marmite mortar as the benny hill music plays*
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
53 posts
I demand a Shrubbery!
If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
NI!
Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie
Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom
I sell shrubberies, I am roger the shrubber
53 posts
ahhhhhh! no, no, anything but that
*falls to floor holding ears*
If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
We will say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!
Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie
Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart
53 posts
But we are now the knights who say "Icky Icky kerchang whoop!"
(and you are not the Messiah - you're a very naughty boy!)
If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie
Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart
53 posts
Look all I said was that piece of Halibut was good enough for Jahovah?!
If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?
member
45 posts
Location: louisianna, new orleans, USA
run its a rabbit!!!!
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom
people will only start throwing stones when I blow THIS whistle!!! Even if, and I will make this perfectly clear, even if they DO say jehova!!!
53 posts
Are there any women here?!!!
If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
I ain't got time to go to no stonings..
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
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