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I decided I needed to edit and update this since I've moved far, far away from the boat in london to a strange place where another cat called Widget lives. I'm a bit afraid of him, but shhhhhh don't tell him. If I puff myself up really big and hiss and growl at him enough he might not notice



Name: "Weapon X" or "X" for short (Although Lynne often calls me Ratbag or "you little shhhhhhhhhhit")



Location: On my blanket, on a cushion, under the bed, hiding behind the door from widget, on the bean bag... all in a very strange place that I'm not sure of the name yet.



Hometown: West London



DOB: 15/11



Age: Unknown.



Sex: Male. I have nipples though so I might be female, well thats what Jonny though... Lynne tells me that he is just silly and wrong.



Occupation(s): sleeping, eating and being paniced.



Favorite Food(s): Go-Kat, Tuna (in brine only- the oil is too oily) and milk chocolate digestives.



Favorite Color(s): Blue, Green and Red (the only colours I can see)



Toys: String, Catnip, things that look like string (IPod headphone cables, wires in general and shoelaces) and balls of wool, small fluffy mice.



Hobbies other than the obvious: Being stroked by Jonny or Lynne, eating Go-Kat, drinking out of the tap, chasing mice, running about the house and scratching things I'm not allowed to early in the morning to wake Lynne when I want feeding, sitting about looking cute, stretching, yawning, scratching myself and licking the empty space where my balls should be.



Education: I am a lethal kiling machine. I once killed 4 mice in 12 hours in a new environment. Then a week later I killed 5 mice overnight after simon and jon pimped me out in exchange for a video camera which they used to shoot the film of them doing those things that look like string going round and round. They put me on the video but I didnt get as much time as I wanted on it.



Favorite Book(s): Unmentionable Cuisine by Calvin W. Schwabe.



Favorite Movie(s): Cat on a hot tin roof, Felix the Cat: The Movie and Garfields Christmas Adventure.



Favorite TV show(s): Cat Tv



Plans for life in general (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up): Kill more mice, get stroked more, eat lots of Go-Kat. Become top cat in this new house. I am easy to please.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: The Cat Empire, Ludvig van Cathoven, Cat Stevens, Catatonia.



Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Mouse flavour.



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) None. If humans invented a mouse flavour spread, I would bite and scratch until someone bought it for me though.



Mieow...



*curls up on his blanket and goes to sleep*

Mieow..

Mieow..

 Written by: WeaponX


and i think i wouldnt be able to reach the long stick they use to drive it with and the other stick they use to make the boat go faster.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Mieow..

 Written by: WeaponX


would someone like to find me some cat porn please?
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Mieow..

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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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