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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
Posted:
I decided I needed to edit and update this since I've moved far, far away from the boat in london to a strange place where another cat called Widget lives. I'm a bit afraid of him, but shhhhhh don't tell him. If I puff myself up really big and hiss and growl at him enough he might not notice
Name: "Weapon X" or "X" for short (Although Lynne often calls me Ratbag or "you little shhhhhhhhhhit")
Location: On my blanket, on a cushion, under the bed, hiding behind the door from widget, on the bean bag... all in a very strange place that I'm not sure of the name yet.
Hometown: West London
DOB: 15/11
Age: Unknown.
Sex: Male. I have nipples though so I might be female, well thats what Jonny though... Lynne tells me that he is just silly and wrong.
Occupation(s): sleeping, eating and being paniced.
Favorite Food(s): Go-Kat, Tuna (in brine only- the oil is too oily) and milk chocolate digestives.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Green and Red (the only colours I can see)
Toys: String, Catnip, things that look like string (IPod headphone cables, wires in general and shoelaces) and balls of wool, small fluffy mice.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Being stroked by Jonny or Lynne, eating Go-Kat, drinking out of the tap, chasing mice, running about the house and scratching things I'm not allowed to early in the morning to wake Lynne when I want feeding, sitting about looking cute, stretching, yawning, scratching myself and licking the empty space where my balls should be.
Education: I am a lethal kiling machine. I once killed 4 mice in 12 hours in a new environment. Then a week later I killed 5 mice overnight after simon and jon pimped me out in exchange for a video camera which they used to shoot the film of them doing those things that look like string going round and round. They put me on the video but I didnt get as much time as I wanted on it.
Favorite Book(s): Unmentionable Cuisine by Calvin W. Schwabe.
Favorite Movie(s): Cat on a hot tin roof, Felix the Cat: The Movie and Garfields Christmas Adventure.
Favorite TV show(s): Cat Tv
Plans for life in general (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up): Kill more mice, get stroked more, eat lots of Go-Kat. Become top cat in this new house. I am easy to please.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: The Cat Empire, Ludvig van Cathoven, Cat Stevens, Catatonia.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Mouse flavour.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) None. If humans invented a mouse flavour spread, I would bite and scratch until someone bought it for me though.
Mieow...
*curls up on his blanket and goes to sleep*
EDITED_BY: WeaponX (1171193874)
I decided I needed to edit and update this since I've moved far, far away from the boat in london to a strange place where another cat called Widget lives. I'm a bit afraid of him, but shhhhhh don't tell him. If I puff myself up really big and hiss and growl at him enough he might not notice
Name: "Weapon X" or "X" for short (Although Lynne often calls me Ratbag or "you little shhhhhhhhhhit")
Location: On my blanket, on a cushion, under the bed, hiding behind the door from widget, on the bean bag... all in a very strange place that I'm not sure of the name yet.
Hometown: West London
DOB: 15/11
Age: Unknown.
Sex: Male. I have nipples though so I might be female, well thats what Jonny though... Lynne tells me that he is just silly and wrong.
Occupation(s): sleeping, eating and being paniced.
Favorite Food(s): Go-Kat, Tuna (in brine only- the oil is too oily) and milk chocolate digestives.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Green and Red (the only colours I can see)
Toys: String, Catnip, things that look like string (IPod headphone cables, wires in general and shoelaces) and balls of wool, small fluffy mice.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Being stroked by Jonny or Lynne, eating Go-Kat, drinking out of the tap, chasing mice, running about the house and scratching things I'm not allowed to early in the morning to wake Lynne when I want feeding, sitting about looking cute, stretching, yawning, scratching myself and licking the empty space where my balls should be.
Education: I am a lethal kiling machine. I once killed 4 mice in 12 hours in a new environment. Then a week later I killed 5 mice overnight after simon and jon pimped me out in exchange for a video camera which they used to shoot the film of them doing those things that look like string going round and round. They put me on the video but I didnt get as much time as I wanted on it.
Favorite Book(s): Unmentionable Cuisine by Calvin W. Schwabe.
Favorite Movie(s): Cat on a hot tin roof, Felix the Cat: The Movie and Garfields Christmas Adventure.
Favorite TV show(s): Cat Tv
Plans for life in general (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up): Kill more mice, get stroked more, eat lots of Go-Kat. Become top cat in this new house. I am easy to please.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: The Cat Empire, Ludvig van Cathoven, Cat Stevens, Catatonia.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Mouse flavour.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) None. If humans invented a mouse flavour spread, I would bite and scratch until someone bought it for me though.
Mieow...
*curls up on his blanket and goes to sleep*
EDITED_BY: WeaponX (1171193874)
Mieow..
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sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA
Posted:
rawrr. welcome
rawrr. welcome
you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!
mmmmm...cheesecake
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hehehe what a clever pus, being able to type and all, the boys have trained you well!
Tell me, do you use a litter tray or has simon and jon trained you to flush?
Hehehe what a clever pus, being able to type and all, the boys have trained you well!
Tell me, do you use a litter tray or has simon and jon trained you to flush?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Location: Bristol UK
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Posted:
He is a well trained Cat...
Hello X!!
:strokes:
It was lovely to meet you the other day. I'm sure you'll get that LCD screen soon. They can't watch it 24/7, can they? You'll have to tell 'CoF and Sim to get a plastic screen protector.
He is a well trained Cat...
Hello X!!
:strokes:
It was lovely to meet you the other day. I'm sure you'll get that LCD screen soon. They can't watch it 24/7, can they? You'll have to tell 'CoF and Sim to get a plastic screen protector.
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
*meow*
Some people might suggest vegemite is mouse-flavoured
*meow*
Some people might suggest vegemite is mouse-flavoured
member
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
Posted:
I was given a litter tray for the first night I was on the boat, as I wouldnt go near the toilet box they use. It stinks and is all pooey. Thankfully jon managed to put a cat flap into the door on the boat so now I can come and go as I please.
Im typing with my nose which explains why it took me 2 hours to write the first post.
Hello Ed. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. You give great strokes. Fortunatly, jon has told me I can scratch the tv as much as I want to now. He said something about effing lines down the screen and that he hated the tv and that woolworths are all silly people. I think it must be broken as there is a big white line down it on every channel and on the computery games things and also when you are using the computer box. And its not the usual white lines I see the boys with.
I have never heard of vegemite. Does it run around trying to escape from me before I pierce it with my razor sharp claws and bite its head off?
I was given a litter tray for the first night I was on the boat, as I wouldnt go near the toilet box they use. It stinks and is all pooey. Thankfully jon managed to put a cat flap into the door on the boat so now I can come and go as I please.
Im typing with my nose which explains why it took me 2 hours to write the first post.
Hello Ed. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. You give great strokes. Fortunatly, jon has told me I can scratch the tv as much as I want to now. He said something about effing lines down the screen and that he hated the tv and that woolworths are all silly people. I think it must be broken as there is a big white line down it on every channel and on the computery games things and also when you are using the computer box. And its not the usual white lines I see the boys with.
I have never heard of vegemite. Does it run around trying to escape from me before I pierce it with my razor sharp claws and bite its head off?
Mieow..
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
rofl quality!
rofl quality!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
You don't attack vegemite. Vegemite attacks you..
You don't attack vegemite. Vegemite attacks you..
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Location: Bristol UK
Posted:
The screen is Screwed already!?
Did you find the wires and think they were something to play with, X?
The screen is Screwed already!?
Did you find the wires and think they were something to play with, X?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
Posted:
I would give that vegemite a run for its money. Im a professional mouse killer. I have also killed a swan but I havent told the grusome twosome yet.
and yes, the screen is screwed. Jon said that he wasnt suprised though as you get what you pay for and he didnt pay much in comparison. I feel sorry for him though. I had nothing to do with it at all.
I would give that vegemite a run for its money. Im a professional mouse killer. I have also killed a swan but I havent told the grusome twosome yet.
and yes, the screen is screwed. Jon said that he wasnt suprised though as you get what you pay for and he didnt pay much in comparison. I feel sorry for him though. I had nothing to do with it at all.
Mieow..
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: in the trees
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Location: in the trees
Posted:
quality intro "X"
for the kitty
welcome to HoP would you like some fresh tuna? *holds out open tin*
quality intro "X" for the kitty welcome to HoP would you like some fresh tuna? *holds out open tin*
member
66 posts
Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
Posted:
Im sorry, do you really expect me to eat straight from the tin?
You need to empty it into my bowl and mash it up with a fork in to little pieces otherwise I cant eat it.
*is stroked*
purrrrrrrrrrr.
Im sorry, do you really expect me to eat straight from the tin?
You need to empty it into my bowl and mash it up with a fork in to little pieces otherwise I cant eat it.
*is stroked*
purrrrrrrrrrr.
Mieow..
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: in the trees
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Location: in the trees
Posted:
oh.....and i suppose it's the wrong type too
*emptys tin of tuna on to a plate, mashes tuna up with a fork*
happy now
oh.....and i suppose it's the wrong type too *emptys tin of tuna on to a plate, mashes tuna up with a fork*
happy now
member
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
Posted:
im purring like... well.. a cat
I like all types of tuna as long as they are in brine and not sunflower oil. I wont go near it if it is.
im purring like... well.. a cat
I like all types of tuna as long as they are in brine and not sunflower oil. I wont go near it if it is.
Mieow..
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello X!
You should stop eating tuna in brine as it will give you kindey failure. Kitties can't cope with salt very well. Will you do me a favour and snuggle Jon and Simon for me. I miss them! I'm going to come down to visit soon, I hope, so that I can meet you.
You are less fluffy than Widget. You must get cold in the winter. I'll save up some of his combed out fur and get it spun into yarn and then knit you a jumper out of it. That way you'll be all cozy
Hello X!
You should stop eating tuna in brine as it will give you kindey failure. Kitties can't cope with salt very well. Will you do me a favour and snuggle Jon and Simon for me. I miss them! I'm going to come down to visit soon, I hope, so that I can meet you.
You are less fluffy than Widget. You must get cold in the winter. I'll save up some of his combed out fur and get it spun into yarn and then knit you a jumper out of it. That way you'll be all cozy
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
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Posted:
Hi X,
I'm not sure you and Mollydog would get on, however, I'm willing to overlook that and stroke under your chin. Tickly wickly xx
Hi X,
I'm not sure you and Mollydog would get on, however, I'm willing to overlook that and stroke under your chin. Tickly wickly xx
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
Posted:
heylo X.
i have sme cat's i'm sure yo'd get on very well with, though their fairly small so you'd have to be nice.
heylo X.
i have sme cat's i'm sure yo'd get on very well with, though their fairly small so you'd have to be nice.
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Posted:
weapon! i miss you. will you ever come back for a visit?
weapon! i miss you. will you ever come back for a visit?
my state of mind creates my world
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Hi X.
You are absolutely priceless!!! Welcome to HoP.
Hi X.
You are absolutely priceless!!! Welcome to HoP.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
Posted:
wow, look at all these people.
purrrrrr.
Hello Skully, jon mentioned that you might be coming to visit them so I look forward to you stroking me under the chin. I like that. what is widget? is it something to do with john smith and jack dee? dont worry about my kidneys. jon is nice to me and drains the tuna and squeezes the extra brine out before he gives it to me. the smell of the tuna really makes me go wild. i stick my claws into jons leg to show him how much i love him.
Mollydog? i would have any dog that tries it on with me. i once ran rings around a rotweiler. it was tied up in its garden though.
purrrrrrrrr..
small cats? arent they called kittens? i was a kitten once but i think it was a long time ago.
Robyn.. purrrrrrr.. i killed mice for you! do you have any more mice? you could tell simon or jon that you need me and then im sure you could work out some arrangement between yourselves. im not walking to yours. i dont know where it is. i was inside a box at the back of a moving box when i went to yours so i dont know where to walk.
im priceless? maybe, but i do have exquisite tastes and enjoy my go-kat.
wow, look at all these people.
purrrrrr.
Hello Skully, jon mentioned that you might be coming to visit them so I look forward to you stroking me under the chin. I like that. what is widget? is it something to do with john smith and jack dee? dont worry about my kidneys. jon is nice to me and drains the tuna and squeezes the extra brine out before he gives it to me. the smell of the tuna really makes me go wild. i stick my claws into jons leg to show him how much i love him.
Mollydog? i would have any dog that tries it on with me. i once ran rings around a rotweiler. it was tied up in its garden though.
purrrrrrrrr..
small cats? arent they called kittens? i was a kitten once but i think it was a long time ago.
Robyn.. purrrrrrr.. i killed mice for you! do you have any more mice? you could tell simon or jon that you need me and then im sure you could work out some arrangement between yourselves. im not walking to yours. i dont know where it is. i was inside a box at the back of a moving box when i went to yours so i dont know where to walk.
im priceless? maybe, but i do have exquisite tastes and enjoy my go-kat.
Mieow..
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
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member
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
Posted:
mieow!
mieow!
Mieow..
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
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Location: Staines, United Kingdom
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Posted:
Hi X
Hope your OK, haven't seen you in a while, glad you like Milk chocolate digestives, they are my fav, dont you think Jon is nuts for liking hobnobs?
What ones are your fav's, I prefer Mc Vities
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Hi X
Hope your OK, haven't seen you in a while, glad you like Milk chocolate digestives, they are my fav, dont you think Jon is nuts for liking hobnobs?
What ones are your fav's, I prefer Mc Vities
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Posted:
!!!
*gets out the ball of string and plays with Weapon*
Miss you....
Written by: *robyn*
weapon! i miss you. will you ever come back for a visit?
!!! *gets out the ball of string and plays with Weapon*
Miss you....
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
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Posted:
I do think jon is nuts, but not for liking digestives. i have seen him doing some odd things. when simon is at work, he closes all the blinds and walks around with no fur on! he doesnt like it when i go for his dangley bits though. i wish i still had dangley bits. a have no preference to which digestive brand, only that they have chocolate on.
Helz! its great to see you again, i really enjoyed being pampered at yours, even if i didnt manage to actually catch any mice. i think they smelt me and ran off. i like sitting in your lap. it is warm. oh excuse me, i didnt see the string.
STRING!!
I do think jon is nuts, but not for liking digestives. i have seen him doing some odd things. when simon is at work, he closes all the blinds and walks around with no fur on! he doesnt like it when i go for his dangley bits though. i wish i still had dangley bits. a have no preference to which digestive brand, only that they have chocolate on.
Helz! its great to see you again, i really enjoyed being pampered at yours, even if i didnt manage to actually catch any mice. i think they smelt me and ran off. i like sitting in your lap. it is warm. oh excuse me, i didnt see the string.STRING!!
Mieow..
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hi X, I found this strange picture, and I thought of you
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Hi X, I found this strange picture, and I thought of you
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*slou?
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
maow?..
welcome to hop
you know, over here in Oz, there is such legend known as the *kitten hug* =^.^=
maow?..
welcome to hop
you know, over here in Oz, there is such legend known as the *kitten hug* =^.^=
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
Posted:
Thats an interesting picture jo.i like the cog and the font.thank you.
mieow..
*scratch*
a kitten hug?im not a kitten though.would you like to stroke me instead?
*lays on his back with his legs in the air, ready for tummy tickling*
mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow
~subtitle~
Stroke me!
Thats an interesting picture jo.i like the cog and the font.thank you.
mieow..
*scratch*
a kitten hug?im not a kitten though.would you like to stroke me instead?
*lays on his back with his legs in the air, ready for tummy tickling*
mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow mieow
~subtitle~
Stroke me!
Mieow..
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
*tickles X's stomach*
Has that naughty Jon stop following you about yet? Next time he does follow you around you should keep going around in circles until he is dizzy and falls over. Once he's on the ground you can jump on top of him and claim to be king of the boat...... then the boat is offically yours and you can drive it where ever you like..... Maybe to the nearest bird sanctuary
*tickles X's stomach*
Has that naughty Jon stop following you about yet? Next time he does follow you around you should keep going around in circles until he is dizzy and falls over. Once he's on the ground you can jump on top of him and claim to be king of the boat...... then the boat is offically yours and you can drive it where ever you like..... Maybe to the nearest bird sanctuary
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
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Posted:
dammit, sorry X i'll try and find it again for you my dear xx
dammit, sorry X i'll try and find it again for you my dear xx
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: in the trees
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hey X i saw this and thought of you © 1998 - 2025 Home of Poi
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