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morning.
we would like to run a staff weekend of tomfoolery:
taught by:
me
Antti Suniala (rubberhearts)
Dave Knox(flame oz)
Dave Mo-seph
16 hours of lessons over two days, big fiery night out in a quarry, fuel provided.
price tbc (£35 most likely)
spaces limited to 25 we reckon.
accomodation hopefully with lovely edinburgh fieries for the weekend.
anyone interested?
smiles
Rob
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Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
it's more like a volcano...
Don't bring droids! Just pinnies!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
It's a bit of a hill, but a nice one, not a scary huge one. It's very friendly (except for the gorse bushes, but they smell nice. That reminds me, must go pick gorse flowers and make gorse wine. Apparently it's very nice. Hmm, need more demijohns.)
Stuart will be jealous. He thinks its his hill.
I hate writing reports. But not as much as I hate parents night.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
i dont like hills, and im a droid!
Step (el-nombrie)
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
gorse wine is only nice if you like coconuts or a patient enough to wait two years
then it tastes of flowers and gets your granny drunk a treat
well my granny anyway
meg - do you want me to supply you with some hardcore disinfectant? you could remove all traces of DNA from your house! That would make for a clean kitchen
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
no i think a presure washers and a flame througher would be better
flame everything to a smal pile of soot
presure wash soot out of house
meg buys new stuff,
repeate process on a mothly basis
Step (el-nombrie)
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
I like coconuts, and don't think 2 years should be too much of a problem. You've seen how many demijohns are in my kitchen Molly!
to you too. Don't know what my granny would have thought of gorse wine. Suspect she'd have liked mead though!
That sounds expensive Mech!
And I know.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some
time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know,
I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm
just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin
but in honesty mech, I don't mind if you don't clean up, but obviously you have to cook and do the laundry...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
hang on what are we having for tea?
this is a good point, there is three sessions of tea and four lunches to be had!
what are we going to do?
shall i bring some food with me meg?
ill tidy its cool, i would be worried about sleeping if something was going to attack me
Step (el-nombrie)
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
attack you? Apart from the rats, johnny, fluffamonster and many many many falling-over staffs... nah nothing really. Well apart from that stephen hawking action figure and Bester from B5. Possibly also some badgers, and we have a fake skull now too.
Well I generally survive on brioche, choc spread, pizza and... no that's it. So bring any other food you want to eat... Obviously I also have massive supplies of pasta food also, for gymnastics....
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
well i'm bringing some irish whiskey. mo-seph suggested we have an irish/scottish taste off
will also grab some mead :yumyum:
any other requests? i'm leaving work in less than an hour so last call for goodies from our fair shores.....
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
i dont drink alcihol!
can you get some alcihol free irish whisky?
Step (el-nombrie)
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
do you have rice?
i can live for days on rice?
rice bacon, and then some soy sauce...mmmmmmmmm
im hungry now, i know what im having for dinner
Step (el-nombrie)
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
would that be just peaty water?
I think doople has the raisin situation covered Fabby lady, so I'm all catered for thank you
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
mech of course i have rice... in my sock poi
right, i'm almost outta here
see all you lovely peeps friday/saturday, very much looking forward to seeing everyone
safe travels all
L
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
i was talking to meg about rice, so i can eat!
hmmm rice
Step (el-nombrie)
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
nah, rice is tooo much work. Too much faff. Nooodles and pasta are much better.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: Fabergé
well i'm bringing some irish whiskey. mo-seph suggested we have an irish/scottish taste off
Well being that I'm American, I'll just be showing up empty handed, uninvited, without having paid, beat you all up, take all your stuff, and then sell it back to you.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
rice is the food of gods!
Step (el-nombrie)
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
Written by: mechnope... that's chocolate
rice is the food of gods!
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Written by: NYC
Well being that I'm American, I'll just be showing up empty handed, uninvited, without having paid, beat you all up, take all your stuff, and then sell it back to you.
What your not even gonna shoot anyone?
*Yawn*
Love is the law.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
nope thats rice!
Step (el-nombrie)
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
Written by: mech
nope thats rice!
nononononono
pasta is better than rice!
but nowhere near as good as meat (apologies to the veggies... but you know it's true, even if you don't agree with it on principle)
which naturally pales in existence to chocolate or even cake
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
523 posts
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Written by: NYCWritten by: Fabergé
well i'm bringing some irish whiskey. mo-seph suggested we have an irish/scottish taste off
Well being that I'm American, I'll just be showing up empty handed, uninvited, without having paid, beat you all up, take all your stuff, and then sell it back to you.
Better than turning up with a bottle of Jack Daniels
monkeys ate my brain
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
I agree with why's ranking of foods. Mech, for rice, go to Kebab Mahal, not too far off from Meg's flat, they make the best Pilau rice I've ever had
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Flying Water Muppet
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
superlative above all other food stuffs stands brioche! Brioche with chocolate bits in is even better. Brioche with chocolate bits in and chocolate spread on is TRULY the food of the gods.
I've discovered a taste for armagnac and desert wines. hmmmmmm....
off to score some biscuits....
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Written by: mcp
nah, rice is tooo much work. Too much faff. Nooodles and pasta are much better.
EBLY EBLY!! It's the best of both worlds
Let's relight this forum 
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Brioch made into French toast, with just a little sugar and vanilla extract in the egg mixture. Wonderful!!
For added niceness, sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and grill briefly.
Think I'll have that for tea!!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
*swoons* Wow Kat you sound like a great cook, now I'm feeling even happier to be staying with yoo
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Let's relight this forum
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
I like cooking. It's kinda like Chemistry but it tastes nicer. Also means I get to make a mess.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Looks like you'll have to be the weekends uberchef then!
The only things I can cook up well is doobies
I make a mean Peanut Butter sarnie too but that doesn't count as cooking I suppose...just spreading! Let's relight this forum
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