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Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
I
Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
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old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
no havnt moved, was referring to the house i used to live in round the corner from yours
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Pasta of Muppets
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Ahhhhhhhh yes
I knows where...
So i went speed dating last night, and there was a fire spinner there! Strange/small world.
It was full of vets, teachers, coppers and IT guys.
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old hand
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wow, ive always though speed dating seems like an incredibly funny idea, how wsa it?
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Pasta of Muppets
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amusing. I have results!
the funny Irish lass matched me, so we shall see what happens!
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old hand
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good luck! :P
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Hitman
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Location: Gloucester England
hello the mr flashpoint how are u?
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
Pasta of Muppets
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hey mikey!
i's good, i just had sweet chilli stir fry mmm
hows you?
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old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
hello hope my christmas presents are being well enjoyed in the house of petey
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amusing. I have results!
the funny Irish lass matched me, so we shall see what happens!
ZOMG! Gossip!
Details man, details!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Pasta of Muppets
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ZOMG! no.
Nowt went anywhere so arses. I haveJack Daniels so cool!
I is talking to a nice young lady on the internet. We shall see where that goes
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old hand
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Location: Sunderland, UK
bump
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Pasta of Muppets
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Here's a tip, never post anything while drunk. Please see above
Now I is hungover its all well and good. Still working for minimum wage in the oub, I have no complaints, It could be worse. Need to get a better job though. Things may very well be starting to unravel. We shall see what the next two week bring. I hope the situation will get better. For now, even my obsession with finding a girlfriend has to go on the back burner.
Still, onwards and upwards!
Thanks for the bump Pidge
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Flashpoint get to a cashpoint.. and come to Bob this weekend
x Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Star Trekker
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Hello you - missed you muchly on Sunday but glad to see you'll make the next meet 
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
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old hand
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Location: Sunderland, UK
cna i come round for tea sometime time this week??
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Pasta of Muppets
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Anytime dearie!
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old hand
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yay! i got the week off work but im supposed to be catching up with my college work ready for my uni interview, no doubt i will call soon!
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old hand
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i miss chester town, uni life is hard, and i burnt my hand today
pintage when i get homee? i hear the frog calling 
how are you?? 
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Pasta of Muppets
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In order:
Naturally; I know; ouch; yes, indeedy; so do I; OK considering the crunch
Hows you? And anyone else who may peer in through the mucky windows of this thread?
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comfortably numb
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Location: The countryside, Australia
Hi there!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Hunting robot foxes
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Tut tut - I can barely see through those windows, are you even in??
I'll clean em for ya for a brie and cranberry sarnie
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
Pasta of Muppets
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I'll make some up now...
Anyone for cake?
HI ROARFIRE!
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Hunting robot foxes
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*Starts cleaning*
Oooooooooooooh...... When 'am cleanin winders!
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
Pasta of Muppets
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Why, what do you see "when you cleanin winders?"
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Hunting robot foxes
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*peers in*
No way... Little Red Riding Hood can't down a pint of bovril, surely?
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old hand
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Location: Sunderland, UK
urrgg that sounds foul, im for cake! but then again when am i not for cake
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lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
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dependant on cake type and size left upon calling for cake, I'm in!
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
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Pasta of Muppets
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There will be a large, toffee fondant cake, with a chocolate centre, emulating the classic attempt to usurp the Ferrero Rocher... The Toffifee!!!
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old hand
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oooo i want some, ill bring tea, and chocolate biscuits! xx
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Pasta of Muppets
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WHERE'S MY TEA!!!!
and biscuits, and cake?
Doleism is never fun. I'm so fecking bored
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