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Login/Join to ParticipateHOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:
If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts!
Thank you. That is all.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Kit\
but surely a scientific experiment must have lots of different criteria to make study fair... sanpaper stubble, beardy long soft stuff and smooth clean, what's smoother and cleaner than girl face? *apart from mech*
Yes, I agree. Maybe you can design another study. However, in this case, we must rigidly adhere to the scientific method and only test one variable at a time. So all subjects in this round will be male.
We can design a follow-up study where the subjects are female or compare male vs. female. You can even be a co-author, Kit!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Would a bearded lady be alowed in? If she had a shave and left it for a couple of days?
Let's relight this forum 
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Maybe in a subsequent study, Bug. But this study must be kept very pure.
Thus, only men (aged 18-60 at the start of the study) may enroll.However, we can design another study that would include women. I'll leave that up to someone else to do. I'm so tired after writing the grant for this one.
After all, we have to make sure that we stay completely objective. We can't be allowing my personal biases and conflicts of interest to interfere with subject selection, now, can we?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
ha! ach never mind... cant make up complicated words fast enough!!!
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Kit, if you just want to snog with me, you could just ask nicely.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
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After all, we have to make sure that we stay completely objective. We can't be allowing my personal biases and conflicts of interest to interfere with subject selection, now, can we?
and thats why myself, kit and pounce are going to have to help you eliminate any biases by us joining you in the experiment!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
in the name of science, i shall offer my body for experimental use.......
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Thank you very much for your sacrifice, Konsti!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
729 posts
Location: OK, USA
How do people feel about the "Paul Jr." beard style?
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What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Oooh, can I sign him up for the study, too?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
729 posts
Location: OK, USA
People say I look exactly like him...
Funny thing too, since I spent 4 years working as a machinist... but it kinda makes me happy cuz he ain't bad lookin.
What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Written by: Rouge Dragon
and thats why myself, kit and pounce are going to have to help you eliminate any biases by us joining you in the experiment!
you know though, i just had a good thought. how abouts a girl/girl comparison study? i will gladly kiss any girl here, for scientific purposes of course, so we can have a comparison study to lightning's study
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Pounce, that's so noble of you!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Konsti...shall we go now? Ive checked my emails.
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Written by: L i g h t n i n g
Thank you very much for your sacrifice, Konsti!
no problem, dude.
I am, as i hope u all are, aware its gonna be a series of strenious research sessions. I recommend setting up the research facilities somehere on a tropical island.
The site will need a set of scientifically calibrated rooms to fit everyones expectations, a recovery room, a jacuzzi and full scuba diving base
As to pounces recommendation:
Written by:
how abouts a girl/girl comparison study?
im all in favour and must admit i have done quite a lot of research myself. I will be glad to share my findings, that i have detailed records off.
In the name of science i thank this brave research unit
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
you know i try
all in the name of science of course! I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Oh! Look, UCOF has signed up, too! Yay!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
how many of us are now in this experiment? Does it mean we all have to come to the US or will it be a UK meet when you're over here? Maybeit should be a neutral location....like Antartica!
Let's relight this forum
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I'm willing to travel. But Antarctica is a bit cold. How about Thailand or Hawaii or sumfink?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
somewhere hot is good, but not too hot though because we dont want everyones lips getting too sweaty. or do we?
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Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
i think most of the guys in Thailand are hairless!
Hey Dom is in Thailand...maybe we could rope him into it if we're quick?! Let's relight this forum
old hand
899 posts
Location: New York City, USA
Is there a hypothesis for this experiment?
Something to be proven or disproven, perhaps?
Or is it more a matter of collecting data?
Raph
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
shh raph its a snog study.. and pay attention we're making a comparisom on facial hair (or the lack of it)
and YAY! Kissing! YAY GIRLS KISSING!! WOOOOOO
Snog please....
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*scribbling Raph on the list*
Well, the goal is to determine...um...what length of stubble causes the most lip irritation!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
182 posts
are stubbley women included in this survey?
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Mage, at this point all subjects must be male as we don't want to introduce excess variables into the study. However, there has been talk of adding a female arm to the study to see if female stubble is as scratchy as male stubble.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
182 posts
no stubbley women... sign me up
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Mage, male or female?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
182 posts
Mr. Mage reporting for duty
member
30 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
be a real scientist...
do an experiment and make up the hypothesis later.
If the data doesn't suit the conclusions... change the data.
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