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Login/Join to ParticipateHOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:
If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts!
Thank you. That is all.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
729 posts
Location: OK, USA
There's only one way I grow my facial hair...
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What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Hmmm...
Interesting. I guess I'll need to make out with Dio, too.
I mean, it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
729 posts
Location: OK, USA
You may want to ask Tiffy for permission first, she doesn't like people trying to steal her cheesecake
What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
I've got a liddle goatee beard that might tickle your chin Mike
Maybe your luck will be in when you're in London town next year 
Let's relight this forum 
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
i really like some stubble - maybe i'm the only one
i think it's sexy so nuh
well i'll have all the stubbly men and lightning can have everyone else - deal?
(i kinda like my ladies stubble free though...
) I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
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You may want to ask Tiffy for permission first, she doesn't like people trying to steal her cheesecake
Well, Tiffy? Whaddya say? I'd just be borrowing him for a few minutes (or hours...if he likes it.
) -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
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well i'll have all the stubbly men and lightning can have everyone else - deal?
aw tao! you couldnt possibly have them all! you gotta share!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
I've got a Goatee, so if there are all these free snogs going around, i wanna get in on a piece of the action.
i even put conditioner on it to keep it nice and soft and smooth.
O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.
Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
hmph, ok, well i want at least one for every room in my house.
that makes a minimum of 13 stubbly men - nice!
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
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I've got a Goatee, so if there are all these free snogs going around, i wanna get in on a piece of the action.
i even put conditioner on it to keep it nice and soft and smooth.
*scribbling Rosseroo on the list*
Oooh! Good! More... uh uh... "data points!"
Edit: And I completely missed the Bugster! Yay! More data! I can even publish this!
EDITED_BY: L i g h t n i n g (1085154668)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
So who's up for a huge meeting in the name of science of stubbly and non stubbly men and plenty of people willing to kiss/make out/snog?
P.S: smooth skin's nice but I prefer a bit of stubble... lip irritator or not: it's lurvely!!!
Hmm... what could we call this meeting?
The only mix that slightly works of kiss and stubble i get is kibble... isn't that a kind of dog food????
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Snogging with Tempting Unshaven Boys with Beards and Lip Exfoliation study?
The STUBBLE study! (I had to think long and hard to come up with that...but if someone has a better suggestion, I'm game)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
- how could anyone ever come up with a better suggestion than that!!Bring it on Stubble Study, is there a road tour for this to bring it to the uk? You could franchise it out like the travelling blood vans that come to your town!
Let's relight this forum
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Ok, if Bug is excited about snogging with me of all people, I think one of you UK chicks needs to go snog with him, poor boy.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
it's doesn't take much to get me excited! I get to snog [Old link] everyday thanks
but she doesn't have much in the way of stubble! Let's relight this forum
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Snogging with Tempting Unshaven Boys with Beards and Lip Exfoliation study?
The STUBBLE study! (I had to think long and hard to come up with that...but if someone has a better suggestion, I'm game)
youll also be able to examine if the country/continent makes and difference....
i volunteer to represent australia!
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
940 posts
I adore stubble on men I kiss. It's that contrast between soft lips and rough stubble that really does it for me.
E pluribus unum, baby.
1,032 posts
Location: Stillwater,OK/Wichita Falls,TX
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Well, Tiffy? Whaddya say? I'd just be borrowing him for a few minutes (or hours...if he likes it.
Well just as long as I get my money. My men work and earn me big money. Dio though is top dollar. He is my personal man. I am the Pimptress!
(Hon, I Love You and You Know It!
)
RISK: Do not follow the common path; Go where there is no path and leave a trail.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Ok, so I get to make out with Dio, then? I'm sure I can get the NIH to fund that!
Dentrassi, glad to see you volunteering. From one scientist to another, I appreciate your sacrifice.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
LMAO
this thread just gets better and better.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
729 posts
Location: OK, USA
You do realize... "Tempting Unshaven Boy" reduces us all to TUBs... not sure I like that acronym...
What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia
my question is which part of the female antonmy are we making out with?
Fireboy
<<SINister miNISister>>
remeber kids jesus slaves
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Whoa, wait... what... where?
Did this thread just jump back to hetero? Cuz I'd be down for some hetero.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
No, we're not talking about female anything, Fireboy.
*Adds NYC to the list* Thanks for volunteering!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
no girls getting kissed? boo!!
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434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
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no girls getting kissed? boo!!
It is called the STUBBLE experiment after all. any girls who fit the "stubble" criteria can feel free to join in. Though i'm not sure how many girls with stubble are currently posting on the board.
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O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.
Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
but surely a scientific experiment must have lots of different criteria to make study fair... sanpaper stubble, beardy long soft stuff and smooth clean, what's smoother and cleaner than girl face? *apart from mech
* random murbles
BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
right then guys Kits in!
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O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.
Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
I propose various different types of stubble across the range of male and female body.
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Well just as long as I get my money. My men work and earn me big money. Dio though is top dollar. He is my personal man. I am the Pimptress!
Anyone seen Deus Bigalow male jigalow (spell check can't save me now)......man that movie's hilarious.
Coining such fantastic phrases as "man-whore" a "man-gina"
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
yes i agree with kit. there should be like a control factor. i'll happily volunteer to set a baseline for lightning by kissing everyone as well
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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