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Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Name: konsti
Location: Vienna, Austria
Hometown: Vienna, Moscow
DOB: 15.04.85
Age:20
Sex:M
Occupation(s): student
Toys: staff, a sorry attempt at poi, juggling
Hobbies other than the obvious: photography, psytrance
Education: yes, please
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): cookie, watermelon, hazelnut
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?- peanut butter and jelly, goddamit
just feel free to talk to me....
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
i would make the perfect underwater model, im like a fish in the water (or more like a baby-whale)....
no seriously i scuba-dive and im very comfortable underwater.........
the getting into shape is working quite well, still miles away from underwear model, but i recently discovered: YES....i do have abs....woooooooo
they are just a bit hidden under a couple of years of munchies.....hehehehe damn the herb...
but im glad to say im getting there
jon - pmed u my addy, but i need to have a very long talk with u, ill call u sometime later today
mech - cheers
sweaty hugs and sloppy kisses
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Dude.
The text was all true.
You know where I am.
Roll up!, The Doctors in the house!
243 posts
Location: Fife, United Kingdom
WITH ALL THE ANTS AND TEA'S(go on)
I THINK MY LIFE HAS FOUND A MEANING I'M GONNA SPIN POI AND MAKE TEA AT ANT PARTIES!!
SO WHO'S WITH ME?!?!
If we all ate one person then i'd be full.
Roll up!, The Doctors in the house!
243 posts
Location: Fife, United Kingdom
btw know ant's and tea were ages ago am but a humble servant of the harvest
If we all ate one person then i'd be full.
1,810 posts
Location: London
Konsti honey
I'm thinking of you
You know where I am if you need me.
Lisa
xxxx
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
KONSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WHERE ARE YOU?????????????????????????
STOP IGNORING ME AND ANSWER MY PM/EMAIL
has anyone seen the badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose? I know he's around somewhere. If you find him tie him down, give him a spliff and tell him to wait there. Then if he tries to escape attack him with purple paint and glittery stars.... and let me know.. there might even be a reward
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Or send hime abusive text messages. usually works for me!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
NEWSFLASH: konsti has been spotted in austria
he is alive and well but England misses him (especially canterbury)
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
konsti...get on msn! i am very bored!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
ok.... im online but you are not......
hmmm could be the 8 hours time difference....
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
1,810 posts
Location: London
Hey dude
Come here
ahhh I feel better now.How's life going honey? are you being good
Lisa
xx
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
yes im being good,
in fact im so good that im boring myself sometimes,
i have tests and exams coming up wich are easy, im as prepared as i can be,
i still go to the gym a lot, cos it keeps me from smoking bong, and makes me fit
besides that there is really nothing going on in my life, i cant wait till december at least all my old friends that i used to hang out with during high school are coming back for new years. i planning a trip to england but that would involve my parents agreeing, and i need some good grades first.....
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
woooooo
i got a 100% on my midterm..
not a single mistake, none, nada, nichts
*does the victory dance*
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
I'm curious - were you hungover when you took the test? the only time I do that well on tests is if I was partying the night before...
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
nope, no partay, just good old studying
and the occasional bong hit
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
well done konsti
i'm in the computer room with Dan and he says to say hi
I just got a 75 in my 2nd piece of coursework
geekery
miss you lots and hope the good grades will convince your parents to let you come back and visit
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
580 posts
Location: ||...lost...||
konsti, if you go and visit london, reserve a ticket for me will ya? ive been talking to sarah about it a lot but came to the conclusion that i dont have enough cash.. but if you go after new years im coming with you.. haha, that reminds me of half baked: "Whos coming with me man?" haha, good times good times
cant wait to come to good old wien again.. its gonna be blast from the pats.........literally.. ok, that was lame.. ciao, take care, and ill talk to you soon
-floris
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
u betcha!
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
12 posts
Location: London, England, Europe, Plant Earth, the Solar Sy...
eyyy... Konsti! and eyyy.. all of Konsti's online buddies!
I finally managed to get another account on this forum, yeay to me and the planet.
Im glad ur excited about the craziness that will be this xmas break, we are gonna party hardy and be retardy.. or something (either way it should be good).
Alls fine here in london, elephant and castle is wonderfullly disgusting, and im lovin it. I was wondering when and where this juggling society that u were telling me about meets? Ive finally got my own balls (the juggling sort...) so ive been at it for a few weeks. still suck tho.
ummm.. .well thats about it really...
-olli
Bizzare Tzar Bazaar
Belt from buckling a buckle of a belt
Twenty-two tu-tu tattoos
How long has long gone John had long-johns on?
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Do we know this miscreant?
Anemone: are you in UK or Austria?
Konsti:
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
jon meet olli, a charming fínish man, currently studying in london
i sugest u take him to spitz once
olli send jon a pm and jon send olli a pm exchanging numbers
go! team go!
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
What?
*wakes up*
Did I miss something?
This mans name is Oli?
He cant be... I already know at least 2 other Olis.
Can we rename him please?
Konsti: Fecking Skin up.
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
no, im used to oli already, and i suspect that so is he
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Just re-name him Boris..... infact lets call everyone Boris... that way I won't forget peoples names at all because they will all be BORIS! yay cool plan! When I'm King I'll make that law!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
580 posts
Location: ||...lost...||
hey no way man...
im boris.. ask olli and konsti..
hi there olli.. good to have you here..and word up B, we are gonna partay!!
hey, why that name.. i thought it was a girl i met in spain whos real name is anemone.. umm, speaking of confusing names, i think ill just stick to stickman haha no pun intended.. haha, im so funny.. oh, im not? aawwww.. ok, well im sorry then.. in that case ill just go
*sits in the corner and plays with something.. possibly poi, but not sure*
12 posts
Location: London, England, Europe, Plant Earth, the Solar Sy...
NO!!!! Boris is stickman e.i. Floris.
The honor of mr.yeltsin will not be tampered with!!!
All shall face the wrath of red paint on black canvas! yeeearrrrrrrggggg!!
ahem....
Stick > I chose anemone for the following reason, and I quote:
"Sea anemones are invertebrates, or animals lacking backbones, in contrast with fishes, which are vertebrates. Over 95% of all the kinds of animals in the world are invertebrates, most of them insects.
Primitive animals, anemones belong to the phylum variously known as Cnidaria (with a silent "c") or Coelenterata ("se-len-ter-a'-ta"). The former name alludes to the cnidae, or nematocysts, that are manufactured by all members of this phylum, and only by them. The latter means "hollow gut," referring to the single body cavity that serves as stomach, lung, intestine, circulatory system, and everything else. There is but one opening (the mouth) into this cavity, through which all water, food, and gametes pass in and out. It is surrounded by few or many tentacles, which are finger-like or filamentous projections, typically studded with nematocysts. They are active in capturing food and transferring it to the mouth, and may be used defensively, too"
understand now?
Bizzare Tzar Bazaar
Belt from buckling a buckle of a belt
Twenty-two tu-tu tattoos
How long has long gone John had long-johns on?
12 posts
Location: London, England, Europe, Plant Earth, the Solar Sy...
OH and konsti, my name is with 2 L's !!
arrrrr... u should know that by now!! arrrrr....
Im definatly pulling out my red paint today!! arrrr...
Bizzare Tzar Bazaar
Belt from buckling a buckle of a belt
Twenty-two tu-tu tattoos
How long has long gone John had long-johns on?
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
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He's looking at you...you'd better run...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
oooh Congrats on the 100% score on the midterm.....surely that's enough for Mummy and Daddy Konsti to let you come back to the yooo-kay???
Hope all is good in Austria, and you're looking forward to
o'clock over Christmas! We miss you....
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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