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Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Name: konsti
Location: Vienna, Austria
Hometown: Vienna, Moscow
DOB: 15.04.85
Age:20
Sex:M
Occupation(s): student
Toys: staff, a sorry attempt at poi, juggling
Hobbies other than the obvious: photography, psytrance
Education: yes, please
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): cookie, watermelon, hazelnut
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?- peanut butter and jelly, goddamit
just feel free to talk to me....
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
YEY I'm first in to erm...welcome you into HoP!!
Hello Konsti......what music do you like to collect?
Let's relight this forum 
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Hello
I know you like the colour pink so i wont ask the question. Even if you deny it i know deep down that you do truely like it
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
*gets his pink catsuit out of the closett*
u convinced me ,pink
I am now a soldier in your pink legion of optical doom
Bug- Anything from the classic 80's tune (dead or alive: you spin me round) over some New York Skapunk/core (Choking Victim, leftöver cräck) to some dirty,hard psytrance (psychotic micro: Voices of Madness) i have currently 6000 songs but that is because my laptop ran out of disk space. The only thing i refuse to collect is the mental vomit sold as pop (including Hip-Pop and Pop-punk) nowadays.
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
Kooooooooooooooonstiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
sooper dooper kit hugs tooo yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooou
hehe erm hi!
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Big
To the Konsti.....good taste in tune my friend. Doesn't it annoy you when they call that pap in the charts R n B? If that's Rhythum and Blues I'll eat my own ass...*rocks back and forth mumbling about 'not paying my telelpone bills...' and 'Robert Johnson turning in his grave' etc etc*
Some Hip Hop is good (as in Pharcyde, De La Soul etc and the ones who aren't all gangstafied, but they're so few and far between
I had the same problem as you, my HD was 80 gig and when I had to take it out I had come within 50 meg of total fullness!! Damn those file share networks make it soooo easy!
Let's relight this forum
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
aaaaallllllooooooooooooooooooo,,,,,
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
Konsti Konsti!'allo 'allo!!
*places a platter of chocolate covered strawberries on the counter* A thread warming gift if you will.
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
ladies and gents i give you KNOSTI
he is the man, he has an offical step seal of aproval which entitles him to free entry to the world i live in.
Hey man
hows you dude, did you ever get KONSTI off your leg? Step (el-nombrie)
member
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Location: Rockford, IL, USA
Official welcomes to the badger with a troubled past (Konsti) from Spicymoose! Your avatar is totally badass.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Quote:
Official welcomes to the badger with a troubled past (Konsti) from Spicymoose! Your avatar is totally badass.
the whole of knosti is bad ass!
Step (el-nombrie)
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Quote:
ladies and gents i give you KNOSTI
mech, you make the best typo's ever man
and this picture is for konsti
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"harvester ants are shown here tunneling while in space in the transparent gel that serves as the ants' tunneling medium, food, and water source. The ants are a school project in which the students hope to learn how low gravity may affect the ants' behavior."
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
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3,149 posts
Location: London
Konsti say
Quote:
*gets his pink catsuit out of the closet*
i really could have done without that image.
can't... stop... shuddering...
actually, thinking about it, you could probably make it look good with the right accessories. Something like... a huge tiara and a purple cloak.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
*head in hands*
leave me alone! im stressed, picture a geek in a shirt and tie, sitting next to a window all day thinking IF I WAS STILL A STUDENT I COULD BE SPINNING NOW!
then you can picture me!
coleman dont pic on me!
just cos i gave you konstis twin knosti!
Step (el-nombrie)
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
awwww, mr step, i didn't mean to pick on ya
Quote:
picture a geek in a shirt and tie, sitting next to a window all day thinking IF I WAS STILL A STUDENT I COULD BE SPINNING NOW!
minus the tie, swap 'spinning' for 'juggling' and take away the window and you have my situation.
good job we have this place to run away to innit
here have eleven packets of boasters and this cup of tea.
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
ill just settle for the tea cheers man, dot like dunkine biccies, and had my lunch!
i knwo you werent picking on me man, im just a very stressed guy at work, hence why so insane at spitz!
ppl saying oww could you just do me in teh corridor then expecting it to be done in teh next 5 mins
DONT YOU UNDERSTAND IM BUSY! I AINT YOUR JOIE! GO AWAY OR ILL KILL YOU!
GRRRRRRRRRR *wild crazed look*
right back to topic, yeah i love my job
and the typos are cos i look at the k/b while i type and not at the screen so i dont notice most of my typos, and i dont notice them when i read it back cos 1) im dyslexic and it makes sence to me, 2) i speed read so i aony guess what the word is based on what came before and after it and d) im very very lazy!
Step (el-nombrie)
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
'ello!
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how you be?
look, i brought you a new camera just for you
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I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
huh here i am trying to get everyone to make a cup of tea and cole's giving it away in konsti's intro
i want a cup too - and some biscuits please!!
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali 
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
whats the hardest thing to do?
milk chocolate digestives
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SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
okay...
tea for konsti first (cos its his place):
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tea for miss beam:
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mmmmm, arty black and white tea...
and mech, ye will have a biscuit, just the one, oh go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, GO ON!
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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
*irish accent*
no im sorry mrs coleman, i cant have a cup of tea
ive lost the use of me fingers!
Step (el-nombrie)
3,149 posts
Location: London
was it a catastrophic onanism incident?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
nope i was poking a child in the eye, and didnt see they were wearing classes, and destroyed my finger!
Step (el-nombrie)
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
See told you you like the colour pink
Ohh i like the name.. Pink legion of optical doom...
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
3,149 posts
Location: London
Are you going to take him to court for damages?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
3,149 posts
Location: London
argh what? pink eye-poking optical doom onanism
this thread is messing my head up...
or possibly, my head is messed up, and this thread just is...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
yes i rekon so!
i rekon i could get him for AT LEAST 4.50!
Step (el-nombrie)
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
so we got tea, ants, eyepoking, and me in my sexy pink latex catsuit wearing a tiara, and a purple cloak.
sounds like my kinda party.
Mech stop putting ur fingers where they dont belong.
Cheers for ur approval though. U should have ur own branding mark, u know the ones they use for cows.
mooooooooooooooooooooo
well i just woke up and im glad to announce that it is snowing in south east Kent. ´for exactly 2 minutes....
i miss snow, but ill be off to france to ski in 1 week anyway.
Ads--- i learned 2 ball multiplex finally.
Im goin to london for some squat party tonight, to see my mate dj. maybe some strange twist of faith will make me run into some hop spinners.
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
knosti who in their right mind would want to have property of step burnt on their ass?
Step (el-nombrie)
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
ive seen worse things than that. go on
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check out the extreme mod section. they give u some samples but ask for money.
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"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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