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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


Non-Https Image Link




the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
how come rec.juggling doesn't work for you then?!

anyway, i'll copy beinn's post here for ya as i'm sure he wouldn't mind:

Written by: Beinn Muir on rec.juggling


Subject: Re: Siteswaps catching 2 heights in 1 hand?
From: Beinn Muir [View Profile]
Email: [members only]
Date: 22nd Aug 2004.


> I know this countervenes the rules of siteswap, but I am interested in
> figuring out how to produce tricks with alternate throw heights that force
> 2 in one hand catches. Something like doing a 7 in one hand and a 4 in
> the other or something and collecting the multiplex as a simultaneous 2 in
> 1 catch.
>
> Can anyone offer any non-valid siteswaps or a way of figuring out
> non-valid siteswaps that would accomplish this task?
>


They are known as squeeze catches and the following is a list that Luke
posted on his old forum. This should keep you going for some time. There is
also an entry in the new edition of Charlie Dancey's Encyclopaedia of Ball
Juggling on squeeze catches.

Have fun,
Beinn...


([44x],0)(0,0)(4,4x)(0,0)
([44x],0)(0,0)(4x,4)(0,0)(0,[44x])(0,0)(4,4x)(0,0)
(0,[2x2])(4,2)(0,2x)([2x2],0)(2,4)(2x,0)
(4x,[42])(0,2x)
([44x],0)(0,4x)(4x,4)(4x,0)(0,[44x])(0,4x)(4,4x)(4x,0)
(4,2)(4x,2x)([4x2],0)(2,4)(2x,4x)(0,[4x2])
331[23]
3331[23]
4330[23]3
4330[23]33
53302[23]33
53302[23]3
(4x,2)(2,4x)(6,2)(4,4x)(0,0)([644x],0)(0,0)
[531]50301
squeeze chin catch
squeeze mouth catch
squeeze kickups
(4x,4)(2,4x)(4x,[22])(2,[4x4])
(4x,4)(2,4x)(4x,[22])(2,[4x4])(4,4x)(4x,2)([22],4x)([44x],2)
([22x],4x)(4,[22])(4x,[22x])([22],4)
[43]333
71717151515[11][75]1
(4,4)(6,4)(4,4)(0,4)([46],4)(0,4)
(4,4)(6,6)(4,4)(0,0)([46],[46])(0,0)
66r44l (4,4)(6x,6)(4,4x)(0,0)([44x],[6x6])(0,0)
(4,4)(6x,6)(4x,4)(0,0)(0,[44x66x])(0,0)
(4,4)(4,6)(4x,4)(2x,0)(0,[44x66x])(0,0)
([42],4x)(4x,[42])




"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
someday i'll make sense of them all. but today got the 5baller.

think it must be:

(6x, 6)(4x, 4) 1
even tho that is an invalid siteswap.
hmmm

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
how about

(6x, 6) (8x,2)1

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I liked this:


Non-Https Image Link


and this made me laugh too.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
and umm...

i can get on rec.juggling

just not at the moment as Angelcake Mk.2 is dead.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
and thirdly...

I found this game:

Non-Https Image Link


Would you like to play it as it has an amusingly named title.

hug

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
that game was the sh!t!!!

i had it on the amiga 1200 and it was one of the best recers i had - loads of bouncy dirt track action (no puns now jonny, come on) with 3d graphics, power slides galore and stupid extras like pelting round the tracks with a caravan attached to the back of your car.

god i would love to play that again ubblove

alas, i gave my kickass amiga, monitor, printer and all the software i had collected over about 4 years to a friend of the family.
and then when they had no use for it any more they gave all away it to a charity shop eek

i asked them for it back about 6 months after that and found out my baby was lost forever... ubbcrying

i still have dreams about playing sensible soccer on the 32" widescreen tv we have now.

it haunts me...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
*give cole a hug*

there there, its ok cole, just remember

that some wehere some kid will be thinking the same thing abuot x-box in 20yr time!

Step (el-nombrie)


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sensible Soccer!! ubblove The best football game ever....no arguments! biggrin

Let's relight this forum ubblove


MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
I had skidmarks.

On an Amiga 500 (with a megabyte expansion jobby)

It was the shiznits.
I barely remember it now, I think it was just one screen, and crazy dirt tracks.

Jon, download it now it would make me come to your house when I come to Canterbury.
I probably wouldn't be allowed to stay very long, 'specially if we just played computers.

But I'd be up fer it smile

Squeeze catches are confusing, writing them down is even more so.

Doing them out of boxes is good.

In siteswap, that would involve numbers.

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Jon, I promise you I shall download it as soon as Angelcake Mk.2 is back with me.

When you come round I will also make you tea, skin up and be your bitch. I cant offer sex as Eva can, but I can do everything else that she does, assuming it does not involve any penetration. Of any description. At all. Maybe fingers and ears, but nothing else.

Cole: Your'e lovely. Have this: hug and give one of these to the princess(es) hug kiss spank

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
waaargh.
sensible soccer.
mmmmmmmmmmm.

spank for jon-boy.

not juggling saturday.
grrrr

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
no juggling saturday?! frown

how come?


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
routine has not been done dropless yet.

looking tastier tho than it was when you saw it wink

so it'll just be the contact, indian dance, and a hat and ball routine from the stewartmussos

you still haven't told me where your act was.
tomfool.

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
and which Jon was that spanking for?

UCOF jon?

or

Muhahaha Jon?

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
U

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
phew - i thought you meant no juggling at all (no tossing, contact or hat) which made me think yoo had hurt yourself.
fair enough if its just cos you're crap wink hug2doofhug2

where my act was?

i left it in london by mistake wink

it would have worked really well on your little stage as it goes - it involved a juggler getting their space stolen by a poi spinner then the poi spinner getting pelted with balls in retaliation.
it did however have a lovely, happy ending with compromise and teamwork being the morals of the story (ahhhh).

but we never managed the whole thing without worrying that it was [censored] or with me not dropping during the finale.

plus we both got really f*cked at the airport before we even started drinking goz's magic concoctions! ubbloco

we'll show it to ya one day though... angelblue

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I love spankings.

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
ubblol


i knew you sucked cole wink

off to gargoyle.

love
R

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Only because he said if i didnt, he would release the pictures of me with Cherie Blair to the Sun.

So I had to really, otherwise everywhere I wnet people would mock me more than they do now.

redface

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol last two posts are the forum equivalent of 'eats shoots and leaves'.

for the record, jon has never 'sucked' me (not through lack of trying i might add)... tongue

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
umm..

If it wasnt you...

Then who did I suck?

confused

MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
Cartainly not me.

Obviously Cole sucks, how would he get the milk from the teet otherwise?

Have you got Skidmarks yet Jon?

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
My computer is stillnot with me.

However, the computer shop i bought my motherboard from are sending me back the motherboard, and the invoice for the CPU i bought JUST (by about 7 days) undar a year ago.

Im faxing AMD the invoice and they will send me out a new CPU.

Which is bloody brilliant!

When I get my computer back I will have skidmarks.

If coppied it to cd and put in in my boxers, I could then make the joke about having skidmarks in my pants.

but that would be totally unfunny.

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: coleman



cantus - have you drawn any new pictures yet?

can i see them?

something about londinium...

and how old is bugis?






I've been painting lots of squares lately. there's a pic in my gallery that was the original drawing i did. Now I'm doing lots of large paintings in a similar vein/vain/vane (and also in acrylics)
erm when i get round to taking a picture of them, undoubtedly.
Not sure. It'll be after the Sphercular PiP thing at the end of this month.Bugis was born on the 25th of April this year. In sydney, australia. But he's from Singapore. Why were you asking?



hug

Meh


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Cole!!!



I found you a present!



ubbsmokinvegas



I found it a post made by you coincidenatally.



Have another one as I thought it had been deleted from the server, never to rear its beautiful head in here again<:



ubbsmokinvegas

DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Cool, glad I was round for this come back!
Just dropping by the say hi! Not just cause it rymes either!
Hope you're keeping well dude.

hug and a shrug (also not cause they rhyme)

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
Afternoon Coleman n friends.

Welldone upon the weekend Mr Cole
Slipknot and Slayer lovely lovely thankyou.

Today I feel slightly spank but fine otherwise

More devil music I say biggrin

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Did you have fun at your "gig"?

I texted Colemanistan a question, but realised soon after that he would have been in a "pit" kicking, punching and screaming playfully with all the other little boys and girls.

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
we had lots and lots and lots of fun jon.

i jumped and bounced and got bruised and had a manky eye in the morning and i'm now having trouble lifting my arms above my head without being in pain.

but it was *soooooooooo* worth it biggrin devil

*and* i was at home by 6am and in my own bed ready for sleep at 7!

now ya can't say fairer than that smile

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


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