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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.



Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.



Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)



DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985



Age:20 and a half.



Sex:Male



Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air biggrin



Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.



Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.



Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.



Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.



Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT) biggrin



Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages



Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.



Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight wink



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.



hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.



The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...

Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.



Our Website



much hugs, love and other random thingys <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/hug.gif" />



------added after cass' reply---

(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)



ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.



*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.



jonathan is 17



We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years



It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5



i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely



[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]

mechBRONZE Member
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6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
flash - holly poo is easy

its picking it up thats hard smile

waiting for my presentation now, no one else is here, and its 25 mins till the lesson start, i hopeim in the right place :S

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
"25% of my coure marks rest on me doing a goo job"

umm

I wish I cold have slept my way through Uni...
rolleyes

"what would you like for dinner?"
Fish fingers, baked beans and mashed potato biggrin

Jonny is happy smile

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
i think i did well at the presentation

i was only 15 seconds under the 5 mins allowance, which was good, i spead through it so fast!

butthe tutor says it was a good presentation, so i think i should have passed it

i picked up two more course work marks today, and they where 66% and 65%, so im rather happy smile

so if i can keep it up, ill get a 2.1 biggrin

i am sleeping my way through uni smile

thats tha best part, if i applied my time correclty, im usre i could psuh abother 5-10% and get a first, but im doing it teh lazy way biggrin

erm, for dinner, was thinking a chinease?

or if you dont like that, how about steak, roast pepers, brocollie, mushrooms, and chunky chips?

with sweetcorn dip, mayo, and bar-b-que sauce?

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Nice one Mechasaurus. hug Good luck with the course.

Oh and for dinner..

Written by: Me

Fish fingers, baked beans and mashed potato






wink



Pidge: Tonight is good. I got in 2 and a half hours late due partly to a phone call I had to take (ubblove ) but I rang them and told them when I actually was coming in...and seeing as its not particularly busy tonight, they didnt mind at all.

bounce

How are you? hug2



I discovered a colleague of mine (and one of my best mates at work) is going to Synergy for the first time tomorrow night! bounce

This means, im going to have to book the night off when I get home in the morning.

Oh and in the morning, I have a funeral to attend... after working all night (hopefully.. it wont be for me wink )

And I got a haircut today.

Its really short all over.

biggrin



hey, only another 4 hours here! bounce2

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Written by: you

fish fingers




Fish don't have fingers! tongue

hug

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: UraniumChipOxidationFacility



Written by: the hair cut boy

Fish fingers, baked beans and mashed potato




wink




ill have it cookd and on th table for you when you get in, ok?

biggrin

Step (el-nombrie)


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
2 and a half hours late! eek xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Jon - I prefer rude cakes and novelty nibblies. mmm chocowangs lmao

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug2:kiss2:

that's all

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Damn tummy bugs! censored

Thank god for pepto bismol tho....................


Non-Https Image Link


I feel and look just like that old man now biggrin biggrin biggrin

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Skully, actualy, some fish do. Here you can see a picture of a fish without fingers, and a new born one where the fingers have not yet developed. The future finger placement is noted by the * signs.


Non-Https Image Link

smile

Mech: Yep, thats fantastic.
I get in at 9 this morning biggrin

Vixen: 2 and a half as 30 mins was spent waiting for simon to get home, and the other 30 mins spent waiting for trains biggrin kiss hug2

Tinkle: Hows about this? biggrin

Wildchild: Did you mean kiss x 2 biggrin hug smile

Asena: Have you the runny bum syndrome like Cole had? simian and I are yet to give him his get well present. Its good. and I cant tell you what it is yet as he doesnt have it biggrin

Pidgeon: I have had a f*cked up 48 hours or so. Good points ( ubblove), bad points, a dramatic lack of sleep, some Synergying (a club) and lots of spinning and juggling, a chat with DJ Rubbish, then a marathon (felt like it) sleep. Now at work. and we only have..umm... only 5 ...hours... left... frown

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
runny bum syndrome indeed, tis yukky... frown

fely quite sick with it too. Poo. Ah well, all better now! biggrin

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
For anyone who wants to visit The InconDooCon...



Heres when im working now I have changed to shifts:



Thurs09-Feb Day

Fri10-Feb Day

Mon13-Feb Day

Wed15-Feb Day

Sat18-Feb Day

Sun19-Feb Day

Mon20-Feb Night

Wed22-Feb Night



Thurs02-Mar Night

Fri03-Mar Night

Sat04-Mar Night

Sun05-Mar Night

Thurs09-Mar Day

Mon13-Mar Day

Wed15-Mar Day

Sat18-Mar Day

Sun19-Mar Day

Mon20-Mar Night

Wed22-Mar Night

Thurs30-Mar Night

Fri31-Mar Night





biggrin



They are subject to change when I need it though.

(I can book time off)

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol me to pige! But ye, when arent I jsut sitting around at uni?

I thought that was the point!! confused

linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
heya man - long time no talk tongue i hope your gunna be changing that

Written by: UraniumChipOxidationFacility


Fri03-Mar Night





to "twisted records party" tongue smile

hug hope you sort your sleep out n such like - maybe see you at spitz soon biggrin

back


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug

So, from 22 Feb to 2 March your not working?! biggrin
Fancy a trip to Pizza hut ma dear? My treat....

Miss you frown

kiss

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
Morning,

Just a quick flying visit to bring the wonders of Dr McNinja to your attention smile

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
* wanders in, wipes feet and removes shoes*


i'm not worthy, i'm not worthy....................or am i????


bit of a pardox there......meh.....................wave hello u.c.o.f.


please dont punish me ( asena you can forget it!!!!) ubblol tongue

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
woooooooooooooooooo jonny ucof, took your advice on the computer front, with the anti spyware jargen and the new very nice external hardrive have got my laptop working again!!! WOOO! ubblol

Thankkkkks! bounce hug bounce2

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
oooooooooooooooooooo u.c.o.f. you have a stalker for life now




(or untill someone fitter comes along that takes matts fancy)

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Bov.... Dr McNinja is so........ well ..... I urge you all to just go and see it ubblol

Thanks for the link Mr Monkey of the meaty flavour.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Hels: That sounds a plan and a half. Especialy the pizza bit biggrin kiss

I wouldnt miss you half as much if you turned up to Spitz once in a while wink hug2



Bovril: I have seen that Dr McNinja somewhere else on here. I cant remeber where though, yet it is a goodun, so thank you for bringing it to my attention hug2



Ravehead: You are worthy, and thank you for removing your socks and shoes smile Why would I want to punish you? Do you make a wierd noise when you are spanked? umm And who is my stalker? biggrin Ive always wanted more attention ubblol Oh.. its Matt isnt it? rolleyes Hes not a stalker.. just a fan.. much like Doc Light. wink



Skully: nana



In other news, today is JonnyCofs first "day" at work.

He enjoys seeing the sunlight.

And the fact it isnt so cold.



We were going to shoot a fire video last night, but instead got stoned and resided on the sofa for pretty much the rest of the night.

I dont think it would have been very good anyway biggrin

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
What did I do? nana back atcha Mr Daytime worker.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
oooh - jonny cof is working days again. Welcome back honey! wink
Pizza - it's a date! just tell me when you're free....
Spits. but it's cold, and I'm suffering from lazyitus again . you know me! Maybe I'll be there on tuesday - valentines day can censored off! ubblol

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
"just tell me when you're free...." umm
Havent I already posted that? biggrin

I too have that Lazyitus.. its a bitch isnt it? ubblol
Last Spitz was slightly windy...and rather quiet too frown

bounce

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubbangel

wot i meant was..... tell me which one of your days off you wanna meet, and I'll be there.

bounce

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: UraniumChipOxidationFacility


Do you make a wierd noise when you are spanked? umm




I believe he makes wierd noises anyway, regardless of spank ubblol

Well, if you have 2 fans now UCOF, you should consider setting up a fan club ubblol with official jonny ucof merchandise... biggrin

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
or a cult of orange trousers ??

ubblol

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Hels: You name the day, I should be there smile



Asena: Jonny UCOF merchandise? ubblol I wouldnt be able to shift it matey, its not worth the time put into it. Kilts maybe, but not merchandise. umm



My favourite HOP quote so far has been said.

Written by: Pre

Please no discussion of the following:



Contact, Poi, staff, cigar boxes, devil sticks, diabolo, and anything else that is not directly related to toss juggling






ubblol Its a classic.

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
toss juggling?

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.



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