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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
bad luck.
I had a great night...i will explain when i see you next my main man.
I could just ring you...but it is 8:05 and you might be asleep.
Speaking of which, thats what i should be doing right now. only got two hours sleep last night (please refer to paragraph 2).
Charles...de ja vu is brilliant....its like having some life for free and totally cheating the system!
and that last person before charles (gidg..was it you?)...thanks for the hugs.
to you as well.
might be a good idea if i get some sleep.
only have three emails to write..
bad luck.
I had a great night...i will explain when i see you next my main man.
I could just ring you...but it is 8:05 and you might be asleep.
Speaking of which, thats what i should be doing right now. only got two hours sleep last night (please refer to paragraph 2).
Charles...de ja vu is brilliant....its like having some life for free and totally cheating the system!
and that last person before charles (gidg..was it you?)...thanks for the hugs.
to you as well.
might be a good idea if i get some sleep.
only have three emails to write..
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
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Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
Hey Jon!
sorry i signed out last night before i saw the chatting post.
Speaking of chatting... do you guys use the hop chat room? I've been avoiding it cause i'm sure i could spend hours on there. But i keep hearing whispers about it and its starting to intrigue me!
Hey Jon!
sorry i signed out last night before i saw the chatting post.
Speaking of chatting... do you guys use the hop chat room? I've been avoiding it cause i'm sure i could spend hours on there. But i keep hearing whispers about it and its starting to intrigue me!
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
I'd be careful if I were you - the Hop chat stole 6 hours of my sleep over the last two nights.
Of course, it could just be that I'm stupid and didn't go to bed, but I like having something to blame that can't argue back
I'd be careful if I were you - the Hop chat stole 6 hours of my sleep over the last two nights.
Of course, it could just be that I'm stupid and didn't go to bed, but I like having something to blame that can't argue back
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Posted:
Myste, go ahead and try it. There are times that you'll be ROTFL.
Self discipline Jon, self discipline. I know, I've found that it's real hard myself. Self discipline Gidg, self discipline.
Myste, go ahead and try it. There are times that you'll be ROTFL.
Self discipline Jon, self discipline. I know, I've found that it's real hard myself. Self discipline Gidg, self discipline.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
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Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
i like the idea of cheating life through deja vous!
hop chat hey?... hmmmm tempting... very tempting. Only not now.
Must....
do....
work!!!
i like the idea of cheating life through deja vous!
hop chat hey?... hmmmm tempting... very tempting. Only not now.
Must....
do....
work!!!
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
HOP chat is an evil bastad in the extreeme!
gidgidigidigidigidgdididgidgididg: what self discipline?
isnt self discipline another word for sado/masokism?
HOP chat is an evil bastad in the extreeme!
gidgidigidigidigidgdididgidgididg: what self discipline?
isnt self discipline another word for sado/masokism?
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Posted:
It depends on what you have done wrong, UCOF, if you do something that should be punished with flogging...
And yes, shoplifting is a another word for floggin, so just go and pinch something...
It depends on what you have done wrong, UCOF, if you do something that should be punished with flogging...
And yes, shoplifting is a another word for floggin, so just go and pinch something...
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
I just pinched my mum.
she slapped me.
I just pinched my mum.
she slapped me.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Posted:
Did you steal her or pinch her bum or something?
Did you steal her or pinch her bum or something?
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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Location: South Wales
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Yes.
Yes.
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still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
be afraid, be very afraid
:subtly moves towards the exit of the room:
be afraid, be very afraid
:subtly moves towards the exit of the room:
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Posted:
Look there's Bender.....quick, he's trying to get away, quick someone hug him!
Look there's Bender.....quick, he's trying to get away, quick someone hug him!
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*rugby tackle*
and you can have one of these too for being almost as daft, silly, funny, mad, cooky, sexy, ambidextrous, euphoric, tragic, ambivolent, bizarre, joyous, erotic (sic), as me:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*rugby tackle*
and you can have one of these too for being almost as daft, silly, funny, mad, cooky, sexy, ambidextrous, euphoric, tragic, ambivolent, bizarre, joyous, erotic (sic), as me:
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
PILE ON!!!!!
PILE ON!!!!!
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
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Posted:
*runs and and launches herself on top the... ummm.... dogpile? that's what your foreigners call it isn't it?*
Jon, nice qualifications you've got there! Oh and you are cuter than the friend of my friends.
*runs and and launches herself on top the... ummm.... dogpile? that's what your foreigners call it isn't it?*
Jon, nice qualifications you've got there! Oh and you are cuter than the friend of my friends.
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Bonzaiiiiiiiiiiiii!....
Bonzaiiiiiiiiiiiii!....
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Gidg jumps on the top of the pile and sits prettily, like a queen surveying her realm .
Stop moving or you’ll make me fall!
Gidg jumps on the top of the pile and sits prettily, like a queen surveying her realm .
Stop moving or you’ll make me fall!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
I've been stuck down here since yesterday. Tis a good thing I'd a sandwich in my pocket
I've been stuck down here since yesterday. Tis a good thing I'd a sandwich in my pocket
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
pass us a bit here mate..im starving..
cheers...anyone managed to collect any rain water?
pass us a bit here mate..im starving..
cheers...anyone managed to collect any rain water?
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
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Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
hey! Was that some dodgy impersenation of us aussies?
hey! Was that some dodgy impersenation of us aussies?
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Posted:
No, that was an impression of someone asking if anyone had collected any rain water.
No, that was an impression of someone asking if anyone had collected any rain water.
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
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Posted:
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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Posted:
Here Youcough, have a cheese and mustard and sweet chilli sauce sandwich....
And yes, I collected some rainwater yesterday, in my SHOE!!!
Here Youcough, have a cheese and mustard and sweet chilli sauce sandwich....
And yes, I collected some rainwater yesterday, in my SHOE!!!
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
right...one slip each!
we may be here for some time...
right...one slip each!
we may be here for some time...
veteran
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Location: London/ Surrey
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Posted:
I popped in here to see what was happening, and now I'm starting to wish I hadn't
I popped in here to see what was happening, and now I'm starting to wish I hadn't
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
Good point...
we are indeed all in a huge pile with arms and legs sprouting out everywhere...drinking rainwater from Charles' shoes...
I see what you mean now..
Good point...
we are indeed all in a huge pile with arms and legs sprouting out everywhere...drinking rainwater from Charles' shoes...
I see what you mean now..
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
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Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
quote:it all makes sense now!!! I'd forgotten about the stacks on and i missed this comment by DeepSoulSheep so you're aussie impersentation seemed a little out of the blue which is why i thought it was a dig! Ok sorry Jon.
Originally posted by DeepSoulSheep:
I've been stuck down here since yesterday. Tis a good thing I'd a sandwich in my pocket
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Berlin, Ireland
Posted:
I see what you're saying. So if I dig to Australia, I'll be able to get out from underneath this lot via the othe side of the planet. Did you bring a spade then?
I see what you're saying. So if I dig to Australia, I'll be able to get out from underneath this lot via the othe side of the planet. Did you bring a spade then?
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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