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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.



Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.



Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)



DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985



Age:20 and a half.



Sex:Male



Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air biggrin



Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.



Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.



Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.



Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.



Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT) biggrin



Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages



Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.



Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight wink



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.



hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.



The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...

Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.



Our Website



much hugs, love and other random thingys <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/hug.gif" />



------added after cass' reply---

(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)



ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.



*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.



jonathan is 17



We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years



It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5



i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely



[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]

GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
hyippo birdy dude and thanks for all the messages about trotski

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
sir_sheep: the pics

glass: im pissed....and no worries!

boing ****ing boing boing!

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
I'll probably get told off for this,
but heres a little birthday present Jon
Two of your fave things! :


Non-Https Image Link

Currently on the right side up of the world.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
YAY!!!


thank you!!!!!!

Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
Nice pic Flynt got you there Jon!

thank you for mine! How did you know i found A Clockwork Orange so very disturbing? hehehe. Yet strangely i enjoyed it.

quote:
Originally posted by Myste:
How'd your date/formal go?

Now did you avoid this question intentionally? Or did it just get lost amongst the hoards of visitors you get in here?

Would love to see those pics of you spinning in a tux! Let me know when you get them.

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
um it was fine...

food was shit tho...

the best thing was the desert...

the beer was watered down, and cost £3 a pint...and bottles of wine were £12..

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
I love that 'rip off the youngsters'ethic, serve them up crap, watered beer and they will still have a good time. OK so thats kind of true but my Debs (school graduation) ball would have been far nicer if the food had been last bland and the cream for the apple pie had not been sour

So has the novelty of being 18 worn off yet Jon

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
nope...

are you going tonight?

CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Gee "Bump" looks like this thread "BUMP" hasn't really been moving "BUMPEDITY BUMP" all that quickly of late

"BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP"

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flokiGOLD Member
member
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Location: brussels, Belgium


Posted:
hi jon ... after our lil chat last friday (drool is cool) i just wanted to have a look at your intro ... (btw ... i do have an intro, but you have to look very hard for it ...) and what did i discover ... i missed your birthday ... STOOPID ! so ... a lil too late, but i mean it ... happy Bday ... and when it was on the 28th of june i will certainly have one on you ...
i am a little 28-cancer too ...
next one will be a big one !!!
cheers !

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
yeay!


drool is cool.

thanks hun..

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Righty Right then.

I watched a clockwork orange last night.... errr... Its your fault, if you hadnt had put that poster up in Myste's thread, I wouldnt have thought of it!

um but anyways, HUGZ miss you! xoxoxox

Currently on the right side up of the world.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
meeeee miss you toooooo loooooooooong time..

goddamnmuthaf*ckinghugs to you too..

but a shed load instead..


bounce.

cheese.

satsuma.

MUSHROOM.

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
right
I'll have two bounces, ummmm one cheese... a camembert if you have any, if not brie..

what do you mean this isnt a takeaway cheese and bounce shop?
you were just randomly blathering?

hmmm
Funny
I've never noticed you doing THAT before.....

xoxoxxoxo me missy you long time toooooo xoxoxxoxo MWAH n stuff, and PM me you lazy sod.

Currently on the right side up of the world.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
what were we talking about?

my brain's all mashed up, 2 bags of mushrooms, rooms all mushed up, and something something something.

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Entertain me Jon, Entertain me

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Shutup and let me sleep.

im really tired still.

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Moi aussi, was in bed at 10pm last night and still tired today!

Jess, one of the girls from the party asked me to pass on following message to you

Please pass a message on to John the shy poi boy, that we really enjoyed his display and thought he was much the best poi-er!!

I'm not sure if she meant you or whether she was been sarcastic. Shy m- Jon?!!!??

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
yes, shy, yes...

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I need a new page..


Kat.. me?!?!?! i was twatted... 'he' was better than me...and we all know who im talking about..

DSS..you wot? me? shy... huh?!

BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Jon twatted.......nahhhhh tis a lie for sure!

Snuggles for you Jon darling
Sorry I missed out on the party bed cuddle I was busy bouncing off the walls How's about we try again Saturday night....

Bammy

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
i liked your snuggling...you snuggle like a god.

yes...saturday is good. as is tomrrow. or tomorrowm or even tomorrow.

at bens?

or jerrys?

ice cream?

phish food.

yum.

miss you loads...



especially last night...

BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
This week is a no go out week for me honey. I've been working till really late on full on summer parties for our clients at work. It takes months to plan the bloody things and only a couple of hours of enjoyment from them. The plus side is that I get to neck bubbly all night.......

I've been spending so much time at work, I can't even remember what my flat look like (a mess if I'm correct )

I'll be playing at The Small pad on Saturday though. It's going to be my let my hair down and have a giggle night. Although hugs a plenty might be needed for BamBam because my master Knoxious is leaving on Sunday Booohooooo


Bammy

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
hugsaplenty at the ready..


anything else needed?

Gandhi Ganjamastermember
299 posts

Posted:
Huh?? didn't i just say hello to u in another intro? How many do you have?

Why?


Jezaddict
642 posts
Location: UK, London


Posted:

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
no, what you did there is confuse PK (also known as 'The 1112th Nameswap') for Jon.

which is easily done, as they do look very similar.

sort of.

well, not really.

in fact, they share absolutely no similarity at all.

except they both have buckets of poi talent.

Speaking of buckets of poi talent, Jon left one balanced on top of my bedroom door the other day. i ended up drenched in the stuff. Its a bugger getting style out of a white t-shirt, i tell you.

(Note to self - remember to buy Vanish on the way home)

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:

i will pay for the dry cleaning simon if you wish me to.


there is a constant banging in my head today.

this could be for many resaons:
1)saturday-clooob to which i havent been for ages, realised just how shit it is, but did a very tasty set on stage

2)saturday night-camz partee which was great. to you know who.

3)the music im listening to (royksopp-eple)

4)the man downstairs preparing to sand doon our floor....he is hitting in the nails at the moment so it doesnt break the huge sander.


MAKE IT STOP!

[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
yo,

and a for backing me up, thanks man

L*r

T

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
:ultra mega hyper sooper dooper deluxe confused smiley:
ummmm...when? huh? who? me? what?

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