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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.



Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.



Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)



DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985



Age:20 and a half.



Sex:Male



Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air biggrin



Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.



Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.



Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.



Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.



Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT) biggrin



Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages



Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.



Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight wink



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.



hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.



The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...

Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.



Our Website



much hugs, love and other random thingys <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/hug.gif" />



------added after cass' reply---

(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)



ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.



*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.



jonathan is 17



We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years



It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5



i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely



[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
what.....in the bin?
Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Posted:
Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners? You're meant to except a present first then once the person has gone then you can do whatever you like with it.

Anyway i suppose you dont want the blue inflatable sofa i brought along aswell? Fine i'll take it back.

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
oooh..i will gladly have the sofa...cos its blue...just not the chair...cos its pink..
sorry darlin....and congratulations on the 1000th post.
Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Posted:
Whats so wrong with the colour pink? Why are you so anti-pink?

(yay 1001 posts )

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
its too girly for me..

then again so are skirts and thongs...but i still wear them..
Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Posted:
Come on Jon - something too girly for you? that's a joke right?

Anyway that is not a good enough excuse.

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
ok...i hate the colour pink......cos

it reminds me of a time when i was young and used to play with my sisters Barbie dolls...OK!!!! happy now?
Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Posted:

Wasn't that just yesturday then?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
no...as i stated..

"when i was young"

i am not young anymore....compared to earlier...
this implies that it was not yesterday...

when i was about 10 i think...
KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Posted:
Oh so you don't like my conversation then.. (Kat runs crying out of UCFs thread, never to be seen again*


*unless lured back my spliffs and lollipops

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
i can do one better..

here is a lolli-spliff...

with much hugs from lolli herself actually..
KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Posted:

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
you know it honey....you know it..
Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger

Posted:
aaaahhhhh

here i was thinking i should come say hi cause i see you post everywhere and your funny - only to find you've split in half!! what's going on?!?!?

*looked around frantically then runs away*

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
i dont post everywhere....i dont post on the ceiling for example, or on the bottom of my shoe, so to say that i post everywhere would indeed be somewhat of an overstatement.

secondly..about the splitting in half...i have not...it is merely that my other half (chris) has decided to get reposting on these boards and so we needed new names...as we are both the united chains of fire...

thats why..

and funny? me?....never!!
Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger

Posted:
my mistake!

have you ever posted on the underside of the table? great place for secret scrawlings! only gets embarrassing when you grow up, move out of home and your parents dissasemble the desk infront of you, to find all your deep dark secret love life exposed for all to see.

ummm.... prolly could have worked the other half thing out if i'd actually read some of the more recent posts in your threads huh?

*goes off to get nosey*

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger

Posted:
ok was reading your thread backward... here's what i remember... (in no particular order)

pink sofa, young, insulting flynt, exploding cake, lollipops, spliffs, smallboys tongue??!?!, ummm... downloads, and squirels. Will i be tested on this?

might try reading it forwards next time! tummmy grumbling... off to get dinner now.

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
yeh...dont even ask about smallboys tongue...i have only just managed to get over it.....after years of counciling..

yuk.,...i think im having a relapse...oh..no..its just a sandwich...yes..thats it...im just having a sandwich.
Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger

Posted:
hahahaha! i was going to write something witty but my flat mate came it and we had a tickle/scratching fight. (him tickling, me defending myself anyway i can). And now i have no idea what i was saying

sorry. boring post

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
Loony.
Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger

Posted:
i'm the looney on this site?!?!?!? half the time i have no idea what you guys are talking about. though i don't know if that's a guy/girl thing, a cross continental/global thing or just a me not keeping up thing.

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Posted:
Don't worry sweetie, its just a Jon thing

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger

Posted:
hahahaha! well that makes me feel more sane! thank you Kat!!

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
My sister is also called Kat (well...kathryn) and my brother is called Rob (well...Robert)

no..wait...i dont have a brother..what am i on about?!?!?!
KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Posted:
Isn't it wonderful that you therefore also know how to spell my name! One of my best friends (friends since 1989) recently confessed she and another of my best school friends have been spelling my name wrong for years as Kathyrn instead of Kathryn As they refer to me as Kitty or Kit instead of Kathryn I never noticed before!

Rob is the imaginary friend that you wish you had enough imagination to imagine when you imagine what it would be like if you had an imaginary friend as a child Jon!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
no..that was pom pom...he was a mixture of a ninja and a prune...no..im not joking.,.this is true..

only 8 more posts to go!
KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Posted:
Of course I believe you my insane little friend - why wouldn't I!?

I used to play imaginary tennis with an imaginery guy called Bruce. Only something so sad could be true I always kicked his ass though

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
hardly suprising really...

only 6 more!
KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Posted:
Well, it was sometimes close, given that Bruce was my split personality in my solitary game of wall tennis and I always had to cheat to win but as it was my rules, who cares

Right off home, have a lively evening

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

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