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Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Posted:
hang on...thats arnold...he lives in my tree.
hang on...thats arnold...he lives in my tree.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
"arnold" is eating your cake stop him he is likely to eplode if he eats it all, plus if he doesn't eat it he will leave a load of squirrel spit all over it, which i imagine wouldn't taste that pretty!
"arnold" is eating your cake stop him he is likely to eplode if he eats it all, plus if he doesn't eat it he will leave a load of squirrel spit all over it, which i imagine wouldn't taste that pretty!
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
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Posted:
dont worry about him...
we share everything..
i mean.. he is occupying my tree whilst im currently out of it..
hang on....double meaning there somewhere..
dont worry about him...
we share everything..
i mean.. he is occupying my tree whilst im currently out of it..
hang on....double meaning there somewhere..
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
(*Raises eyebrow at SmallGirl's booby-trapped exploding chocolate cake*)
(*Hands cake to Jon*)
Don't you just hate squirrels that take advantage of you when you're out of it?
Not that any squirrels have ever.....errr...well obviously
Spliff?
(*Raises eyebrow at SmallGirl's booby-trapped exploding chocolate cake*)
(*Hands cake to Jon*)
Don't you just hate squirrels that take advantage of you when you're out of it?
Not that any squirrels have ever.....errr...well obviously
Spliff?
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Posted:
no..im jon. you know that already.
but if you said spliff in reference to what you are now forcing into my mouth (and thankfully this time its not your tongue) then i will thank you thusly:
thank you.
that is all...im going down the end of the train to play pool...anyone coming?
no..im jon. you know that already.
but if you said spliff in reference to what you are now forcing into my mouth (and thankfully this time its not your tongue) then i will thank you thusly:
thank you.
that is all...im going down the end of the train to play pool...anyone coming?
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
Jon your accepting the exploding cake ? you'll end up with no insides
Jon your accepting the exploding cake ? you'll end up with no insides
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
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Posted:
Oh...is 'spliff' a code word for 'exploding cake' or have i missed the point?
Oh...is 'spliff' a code word for 'exploding cake' or have i missed the point?
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Nope I'm the idiot here
Nope I'm the idiot here
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
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Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
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Location: Australia
Posted:
hi!
your UCOF!
you're mad you!
STOP MAKING FUN OF THE WAY I STRETCH!
nasty boy
*sulk*
hi!
your UCOF!
you're mad you!
STOP MAKING FUN OF THE WAY I STRETCH!
nasty boy
*sulk*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Posted:
OH!
AHHHHH!
OH!
AHHHHH!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Hey UCF, missed you yesterday, hope to see you soon naughty boy
Hey UCF, missed you yesterday, hope to see you soon naughty boy
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Posted:
GRRRRRRRR
*sulk*
GRRRRRRRR
*sulk*
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Posted:
sorry flynt...it was just funny and it keeps on being funny everytime we touch..erm.,..talk
Kat- nice shoes by the way. sorry about sunday..blame simian.
he knows why i am shunning him.
sorry flynt...it was just funny and it keeps on being funny everytime we touch..erm.,..talk
Kat- nice shoes by the way. sorry about sunday..blame simian.
he knows why i am shunning him.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
You mean Monday dontcha? Nay worries matey, see you Sat. snuggles
You mean Monday dontcha? Nay worries matey, see you Sat. snuggles
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Posted:
yes..that day.,..
you know the one i mean..
yes..that day.,..
you know the one i mean..
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Posted:
An essay on Yawning, By Flynt
Yawning is an interesting human body function. Caused by the bodies natural wake up mechanism, its how we supply extra oxygen to the brain when we are feeling tired or bored. In essence, its an attempt to breathe oneself into alertness.
Stretching is an extension of this. As well as yawning, the body will extend as many muscles as possible, to wake up the muscles while the oxygen alerts the brain. This sometimes causes people to make involuntary sounds, as excess air is forced out the throat, and the vocal chords.
If this happens, one should not be alarmed, nor should they point and laugh, as it is a natural body function. Any UCOF's attempting to do so, should be advised that certain Flynts may take this as teasing, and be offended by it.
An essay on Yawning, By Flynt
Yawning is an interesting human body function. Caused by the bodies natural wake up mechanism, its how we supply extra oxygen to the brain when we are feeling tired or bored. In essence, its an attempt to breathe oneself into alertness.
Stretching is an extension of this. As well as yawning, the body will extend as many muscles as possible, to wake up the muscles while the oxygen alerts the brain. This sometimes causes people to make involuntary sounds, as excess air is forced out the throat, and the vocal chords.
If this happens, one should not be alarmed, nor should they point and laugh, as it is a natural body function. Any UCOF's attempting to do so, should be advised that certain Flynts may take this as teasing, and be offended by it.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Posted:
sorry hun...i shall say no more...thats a promise
sorry hun...i shall say no more...thats a promise
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Posted:
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA im so horribly cruel sometimes.
`
just joking honey, you can make fun of me,
hecK! i make fun of me! why shouldnt you?
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA im so horribly cruel sometimes.
`
just joking honey, you can make fun of me,
hecK! i make fun of me! why shouldnt you?
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Posted:
cos im too tired to even bother thinking of something even remotly funny to say.
so im going to have a sleep on my inflateable sofa.
night night everyone.
cos im too tired to even bother thinking of something even remotly funny to say.
so im going to have a sleep on my inflateable sofa.
night night everyone.
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
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Posted:
wazzaaaaaaaaaaa cutie ?
hope you are fine and shining and sparkling as always
shine on
Cass
wazzaaaaaaaaaaa cutie ?
hope you are fine and shining and sparkling as always
shine on
Cass
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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Posted:
Me is now ninja in ultimostistical ways
file://www.ucof.1afm.com/ucofninja.avi
me suggest you go look or me will give you nipple cripple!
and dat goes to all of you !
Me is now ninja in ultimostistical ways
file://www.ucof.1afm.com/ucofninja.avi
me suggest you go look or me will give you nipple cripple!
and dat goes to all of you !
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Posted:
hey you, found a poem for you
THE CARPE DIEM BLUES
hey you, found a poem for you
THE CARPE DIEM BLUES
Why?
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Posted:
hey you, found a poem for you
THE CARPE DIEM BLUES
The lover's complaint yodel-lady-hoos
In the Alps. He would like to clear the air
But has a case of the carpè diem blues.
He envisions his Lorelie in lederhose,
Oblivious of clothes that sirens wear.
The lover's complaint yodel-lady-hoos
Amid vast mountaintops of spruce and snow,
Hardly an oracle to lament an affair:
He has a case of the carpè diem blues.
This alarms him like a roost of cuckoos
In the shops and chalets tolling the hour.
The lover's complaint yodel-lady-hoos
And cracks the ice the way Valkyries do
In Valhalla, warbling arias there.
He has a case of the carpè diem blues.
Voices come back to him, haunting the hollows
Of his hickory-dickory heart, beyond repair.
The lover's complaint yodel-lady-hoos.
He has a case of the crpè diem blues.
(Michael J. Bugeja)
hey you, found a poem for you
THE CARPE DIEM BLUES
The lover's complaint yodel-lady-hoos
In the Alps. He would like to clear the air
But has a case of the carpè diem blues.
He envisions his Lorelie in lederhose,
Oblivious of clothes that sirens wear.
The lover's complaint yodel-lady-hoos
Amid vast mountaintops of spruce and snow,
Hardly an oracle to lament an affair:
He has a case of the carpè diem blues.
This alarms him like a roost of cuckoos
In the shops and chalets tolling the hour.
The lover's complaint yodel-lady-hoos
And cracks the ice the way Valkyries do
In Valhalla, warbling arias there.
He has a case of the carpè diem blues.
Voices come back to him, haunting the hollows
Of his hickory-dickory heart, beyond repair.
The lover's complaint yodel-lady-hoos.
He has a case of the crpè diem blues.
(Michael J. Bugeja)
Why?
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Posted:
erm...thank you..
i think.
erm...thank you..
i think.
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Posted:
**** this...im off to bad...far too pised....
rotflmao
**** this...im off to bad...far too pised....
rotflmao
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
::hiccups and tries to hide the rest of her bottle::
hmmmm hi baby I have been walking around HoP handing glasses of champagne to celebrate the birth of Charles son but I think I am a bit drunk
can I crash on your sofa for a lil while ?
please
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snore snore zzzzzzzz
::hiccups and tries to hide the rest of her bottle::
hmmmm hi baby I have been walking around HoP handing glasses of champagne to celebrate the birth of Charles son but I think I am a bit drunk
can I crash on your sofa for a lil while ?
please
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snore snore zzzzzzzz
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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Posted:
yes.
yes you may.
anyone else got anything to say?
yes.
yes you may.
anyone else got anything to say?
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Bettyboughtabitofbutterbutthebutterbettyboughtwas bittersobettyboughtabetterbitofbuttertomakethebitterbutterbetter.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bettyboughtabitofbutterbutthebutterbettyboughtwas bittersobettyboughtabetterbitofbuttertomakethebitterbutterbetter.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Posted:
why do i bother???
anyone else?
why do i bother???
anyone else?
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
*walks into Jon's thread with a pink inflatable chair*
Thought this would look nice over by the table
*walks into Jon's thread with a pink inflatable chair*
Thought this would look nice over by the table
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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