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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
FOR THE LAST TIME SHE ISN'T MY MUMS APPLE TART, she's just a friend!!!!!!!!

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
Ooohhh is the tea party still on or am i too late? Hey SmallGirl!!! I was just asking SmallBoy about you at my place! It's lovely to meet you.

Thanks for clearing up the whole boy/man thing. Might have to let my house mate in on the secret Hi Spritie! We haven't met yet... i'm new... still getting to know people.

umm.....

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
hi myste nice to (virtually) meet you. I envy where you live I'd love to visit Sydney some day it looks like a beautiful place have you ever been to london? its a strange old place but i think everyone should visit it at least once in their lifetime.

that was a bit of a boring post i will make it more random and interesting right away

ummm
Non-Https Image Link

its a laughing grandma or is she in pain? must have been a great joke hmmmmmmmmmm

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
As long as she's not having an orgasm I don't care........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


MTM MonsterMoat monster
208 posts
Location: someplace murky


Posted:
Maybe she went to put on her slippers but trod in a bear trap by mistake.

It's sad when their minds start to go isn't it?

A good deal of growr, some grr and quite a bit of snarl, spit and some biting. just a regular day at the office.


Hook's baneWill bite you (unless you tickle behind my ears)
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland


Posted:
Maybe she's being eaten by a crocodile.

...tick tick tick....


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Better that than her grandson

Edit:-(Take that how you will - lol)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Eight hundred and seventeen posts.

Meh


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Curses - preempted.

now it's more than that.

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I thought you were after 1000. Was i wrong? should i go back and delete all mine?

Meh


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Just want to see how thin the air is up there mate - lol

You should try out the new heated swimming pool

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Small Lardy Person In Disguise


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
So which site did you get that picture from?

Meh


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
go ogle....good picture site - lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
You should get a 22nd page for this intro. It's getting cramped here on page 21.

Meh


Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
yeah i like a bit of room to move especially afta all that cake and cookies

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Righto, sounds like a valuable incraese in the intro value front.

(*Goes off in search of a stray 13 posts that he can borrow*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
ill help ya, erm......... so how is everyone?!

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm happy because

1. I completed an animation in one day if only i was motivated enough to upload it

2. My intro is buzzing for once

3. New shoes mmmmmm

4. Still with my loverly little guy

5. It summer time, ish

*edit* in no particular order

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Lightning strikes!


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-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by SmallBoy:
Flynt: - I love you - hehehehe........just on the basis that you're more disturbed than I am

These Elf references aren't by any chance some sub-conscious thing, written into your psychy on the basis that I said Legolas was a fox?

SmallBoy lovey, yes, maybe I am more disturbed than you. Last night C@ntus and Ros made guest appearances in my nighttime wandering. Another nice dream `

I think the elf thing was because the first time I saw pics of you (in your photoalbum) I was struck by how you looked just like a woodland elf...

mmmmm Legolas....

Currently on the right side up of the world.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Mmmmmmm........elves.....

(*Goes to get Flynt cup of tea and the numbers of his psychiatrists*)

They're good, honest.......

Jem - x (In no particular order - hehehehe)

Lightning, hey man how's u?

Spanner - did you not know? - I'm sure I told someone recently..oh well -

I have the misfortune of owning a flat in Rowner
Which about 5 years ago was voted in the top 5 worst places to live in England (due to crime and scummy heroin dealers) behind (at the time) Hackney (Which is where I live now)

Does anyone else want any br(ackets?
) There seems to be an excess in my post

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Oh yeah, not in work today as ill but might make it along to Acton tonight if anyone's going - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Bridgemary then St Vincent.....weird.......

Yeah I still know some gosport people, I brought some of them to London

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
mmmmmmm phsychiatrists...



oh
by the way, just thought you should know that you've been ripped off. Whoever sold you those 'brackets' should have told you that they're actually parenthases. [] <-- these square ones here are brackets. They're much better for holding up shelves too!

um
and can i have two spoons of suger in my tea please? *hopeful grin*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
ive desided to answer my own question im grand coz i just won a pub quiz, the prize being more drink so im now totally trollied!!

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
how much drink did you win in the quiz Kitty? The most i've ever won in a single pub quiz is 8 pints.

But i won every week for several months which is lots of gallons of free beer.


Pub quiz anyone?

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Here's that page 22 everyone was striving after.

Flynt those () are only parentheses if you're foreign. We, being English, call () brackets. Them square ones are just if you want to be fancy/mathmatical (or use UBB coding )


And you can't have any tea in here til you drink the mildly choclatey tchai you were given in my fluffy princess' thread.

Honestly! Some people.....

Meh


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
are you telling me i've got foreign brackets?

good grief!
what is the world coming to!

i'm off to drink that chaichoctea then. I'll be back later....

Currently on the right side up of the world.


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
pubquiz

Its quite good but there are too many people talking in the background, quite off putting

dang it how do you post hyperlinks in here?

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


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