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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro
Go on......and take your shoes off.....
Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.
I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?
Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........
I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -
Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.
I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)
Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state
Hug me I'm ickle
Vote Green..........
Respect, reason and understanding.
Treat others how you wish to be treated
visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x
Missing One SmallGirl
waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?
Small Person in Disguise
(More to follow)
Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster
Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.
Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx
[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro
Go on......and take your shoes off.....
Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.
I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?
Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........
I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -
Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.
I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)
Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state
Hug me I'm ickle
Vote Green..........
Respect, reason and understanding.
Treat others how you wish to be treated
visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x
Missing One SmallGirl
waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?
Small Person in Disguise
(More to follow)
Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster
Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.
Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx
[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
You're right Fluffy one of mine, everyone did completely ignore your post. And some of them then had the audacity to come into your thread and steal spliffs.
The nerve of some teeny people eh?
You're right Fluffy one of mine, everyone did completely ignore your post. And some of them then had the audacity to come into your thread and steal spliffs.
The nerve of some teeny people eh?
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Looks around guiltily - errrrrrrrm.......can I attribute that to her posting directly before SmallGirl and therefore got slightly side-tracked?
(*Starts thinking of a suitable apology*)
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Small Lardy Person In Disguise
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
RANDOM THREAD INVASION !!!!
hey countyur self lucky having an anti sneeze nose when in the presence of polleny type plant reproductive organs
BE PROUD OF YOUR NOSE
RANDOM THREAD INVASION !!!!
hey countyur self lucky having an anti sneeze nose when in the presence of polleny type plant reproductive organs
BE PROUD OF YOUR NOSE
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
::brings in a gigantic plate of green thai curry::
here is one for you kissy face
shine on
cass
::brings in a gigantic plate of green thai curry::
here is one for you kissy face
shine on
cass
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
green thai curry!
I'm sorry but I have to requisition this curry. Its a health risk, as the lemongrass and shallots could easily cause a terrible allergic reaction to someone who's allergic to them.
Um, and the warm air currents rising from it could easily throw a gliding vulture entirely off its course, sending it plummeting into a group of small children or lemurs.
yeah and er, Smallboy wouldn't appreciate it anyway. He's a heathen pagan philistine corinthian of the worst kind. He'd chop it up and snort it and put the remnants in a pipe.
My conscience WILL NOT allow these terrible events to occur. So I'll just... reach out... and
*YoinK*
*burp* <-nothing like a schmoke after a nice curry
green thai curry!
I'm sorry but I have to requisition this curry. Its a health risk, as the lemongrass and shallots could easily cause a terrible allergic reaction to someone who's allergic to them.
Um, and the warm air currents rising from it could easily throw a gliding vulture entirely off its course, sending it plummeting into a group of small children or lemurs.
yeah and er, Smallboy wouldn't appreciate it anyway. He's a heathen pagan philistine corinthian of the worst kind. He'd chop it up and snort it and put the remnants in a pipe.
My conscience WILL NOT allow these terrible events to occur. So I'll just... reach out... and
*YoinK*
*burp* <-nothing like a schmoke after a nice curry
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
mate..you really are on fighting form at thed moment..
so far today..your posts are the only ones that make me flick my fingers in an ali g type of way and laugh right out loud. theonly time i have ever done that was last friday at around lunchtime..
mate..you really are on fighting form at thed moment..
so far today..your posts are the only ones that make me flick my fingers in an ali g type of way and laugh right out loud. theonly time i have ever done that was last friday at around lunchtime..
member
57 posts
Location: Philippines
57 posts
Location: Philippines
Posted:
just a quick I've beening laughing so much that at your posts I now have to go home so here is a halo halo philippines desert that contains Ice-cream,crushed ice, jelly beans,jelly, milk and chocolate bits hope you enjoy
just a quick I've beening laughing so much that at your posts I now have to go home so here is a halo halo philippines desert that contains Ice-cream,crushed ice, jelly beans,jelly, milk and chocolate bits hope you enjoy
I radiate energy warmth & light,
I will surely make one's day sunny & bright........girl power!!!! muhahaha
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Now this I'm not letting go of..........
Hello peeps - x
Shininglight.......would you be the infamous, person from the same bucket of mad-genes as the bluglow/Tammy type weirdo that sometimes, if not usually brings a smile to the face of those that visit Spitalfields on a tuesday?
I resent the snorting a line of green curry insinuation, although the "remnants in a pipe" comment isn't far from the truth.........
Now this I'm not letting go of..........
Hello peeps - x
Shininglight.......would you be the infamous, person from the same bucket of mad-genes as the bluglow/Tammy type weirdo that sometimes, if not usually brings a smile to the face of those that visit Spitalfields on a tuesday?
I resent the snorting a line of green curry insinuation, although the "remnants in a pipe" comment isn't far from the truth.........
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
GOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
There once was a boy called Small,
Who certainly was not very tall.
But then one night
He set his shirt alight
And was thoroughly laughed at by all!
There once was a boy called Small,
Who certainly was not very tall.
But then one night
He set his shirt alight
And was thoroughly laughed at by all!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
he's a poet and he wasn't even aware of it (or something like that).
he's a poet and he wasn't even aware of it (or something like that).
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Pooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London
1,810 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Well said Lightening
Bammers
Well said Lightening
Bammers
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
twas a very good poem twere it tot..erm..i mean not..sorry..
hugs to you all and see you tonight!
twas a very good poem twere it tot..erm..i mean not..sorry..
hugs to you all and see you tonight!
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Chins, you've near on got 1000 posts mate - congrats and stuff.
Mr lightning - Nice one, I like it lots.
Cole - Shhhhhh.......I have a spliff, a slightly bag-creased shirt, and a hug.......will exchange for slightly used contact staff -
Chins, you've near on got 1000 posts mate - congrats and stuff.
Mr lightning - Nice one, I like it lots.
Cole - Shhhhhh.......I have a spliff, a slightly bag-creased shirt, and a hug.......will exchange for slightly used contact staff -
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the ufckin century; in fact, i think i'll keep it for meself...
congrats on your 20th page (greedy bastard ).
i got one of those extra bits under me name too now (and it only took me three weeks to think it up!)
did you know there's a whole belt named after you? its really important too apparently...
its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the ufckin century; in fact, i think i'll keep it for meself...
congrats on your 20th page (greedy bastard ).
i got one of those extra bits under me name too now (and it only took me three weeks to think it up!)
did you know there's a whole belt named after you? its really important too apparently...
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Yep, where would the whole automobile revolution be without teeny belts?
Bloody nowhere that's where.......
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**** knows what it actually does but hey......
Memorable Lock Stock Quotes
Oh and these are the bollox
Yep, where would the whole automobile revolution be without teeny belts?
Bloody nowhere that's where.......
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**** knows what it actually does but hey......
Memorable Lock Stock Quotes
Oh and these are the bollox
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
that goes here:
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and it twists these things round:
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see that little thing in that picture?
the one with knobs on it?
that's you that is.
that goes here:
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and it twists these things round:
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see that little thing in that picture?
the one with knobs on it?
that's you that is.
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
'camshaft driving belt'
'camshaft driving belt'
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
[image]https://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:kFmra61911oC:www.learner.org/jnorth/images[/image]
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Whale-Oil-Beef-Oct......
[image]https://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:kFmra61911oC:www.learner.org/jnorth/images[/image]
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Whale-Oil-Beef-Oct......
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
oooh...1003 posts (as soon as i hit reply)
you lot are a bunch of loonies....
i need a pic to keep up!!
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erm...
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now what?
erm...ohh..
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is that ok yet...oh wait..theres another one coming...
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that should do...
oooh...1003 posts (as soon as i hit reply)
you lot are a bunch of loonies....
i need a pic to keep up!!
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erm...
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now what?
erm...ohh..
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is that ok yet...oh wait..theres another one coming...
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that should do...
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
And that's why we love you - hehehehehehe
.........errrrrrm should actually at this point say that I don't actually love Jon in "that" way, especially since a fair few people have seen me stick my tongue in his mouth............
(*Mutters "ah fu3k, I knew that'd come back to haunt me"*)
And that's why we love you - hehehehehehe
.........errrrrrm should actually at this point say that I don't actually love Jon in "that" way, especially since a fair few people have seen me stick my tongue in his mouth............
(*Mutters "ah fu3k, I knew that'd come back to haunt me"*)
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
geek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
morning oh small one.
skin up for me would ya?
i think i would like a sliff of gargantuan proportions to last me thru my entire london odyssey... and it must be as big as the sticks i will bring you...any preference for colour?
R
morning oh small one.
skin up for me would ya?
i think i would like a sliff of gargantuan proportions to last me thru my entire london odyssey... and it must be as big as the sticks i will bring you...any preference for colour?
R
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
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ignore the caption i didn't do it
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Manateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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ignore the caption i didn't do it
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Manateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Manateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - lol
Yay, now I have my very own Sea cow........
Rob - I luvv yoooo.........lol
Green if you have it, blue if not, red/purple/yellow/black/brown/whatever if all else fails - wooohooooo, counting days as opposed to weeks now -
Manateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - lol
Yay, now I have my very own Sea cow........
Rob - I luvv yoooo.........lol
Green if you have it, blue if not, red/purple/yellow/black/brown/whatever if all else fails - wooohooooo, counting days as opposed to weeks now -
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
Posted:
*figures he may as well follow suit, and post a johnny picature*
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*figures he may as well follow suit, and post a johnny picature*
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You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I was going to write a small boy poem but Mikeling beat me to it
[ 01. May 2003, 13:03: Message edited by: C@ntus ]
I was going to write a small boy poem but Mikeling beat me to it
[ 01. May 2003, 13:03: Message edited by: C@ntus ]
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
(*Stabs sharp corkscrew type implement in the eye of page 2*)
Anyone for free condoms?
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they haven't come up much in my intro.........and someone mentioned Johnny picatures
(*Stabs sharp corkscrew type implement in the eye of page 2*)
Anyone for free condoms?
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they haven't come up much in my intro.........and someone mentioned Johnny picatures
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
oooh pretty balloons!
oooh pretty balloons!
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
idiot!
there finger puppets!
idiot!
there finger puppets!
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
"they're" - obviously........lol....
(Tut, kids these days don't know they're born*)
"they're" - obviously........lol....
(Tut, kids these days don't know they're born*)
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
Posted:
ohhhh ohhh ohhh yah, free condoms, and they are bright colours too
ohhhh ohhh ohhh yah, free condoms, and they are bright colours too
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
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