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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Well, since so many people had their intro threads wiped out and are starting new ones, I figure I could use these events to start my own, ultra-untimely intro, seeing as how I've been around HoP for like 3 years.
So then:
Name: Vance
Alias: Van, Vanize, Add, Zaidou (my 'African' name) ... oh, and I almost forgot, Pixie Banger! (don't ask if you don't really want to know).
Age: 34 (35 now)
Location: Potchefstroom, South Africa (WSW of Jo'berg) presently. Grew up in Houston, Texas. Most of my Family lives in Austin, Texas. I'm moving to Berlin, Germany in January for 2 years. (ok, been in Berlin for a year now)
Favourite Toys: sailboats (been sailing 29 years), surfboards (been surfing 19 years), poi (3.5 years) (almost 5 years now)
Occupation: Reasearch scientist (Ph.D. in space physics)
Hobbies: Too many - sailing, surfing, poi, scale models, travelling, collecting stamps and paper money from places I visit, Dungeons & Dragons, SCUBA diving, tropical fish, reading, painting, drawing, getting projects ready for Burningman, ....
Your favourite website/s: www.burningman.com
Music: I'll listen to most anything except modern country music. My favorites are classical (e.g. vivaldi, beethoven), trance, classic rock (led zep, hendrix, beatles), and what used to be called alternative (foo fighters, pixies, whale, ...)
Movies: blade runner (director's cut), strictly ballroom, band of brothers (more like a mini series I guess), amelie, ... er, I know there are more, but I can't think of them just now.
Books: mostly sci-fi, fantasy, and history.
Philosophy: Technological Gaiaism, Quantum Fatalism
Favourite Colour: Burgandy ( sorry Alice!)
Favourite Quote/Saying:
From a movie: "Gentleman, we have a blind date with destiny, and she just ordered the lobster!" - the Shoveler (Mystery Men).
From literature: "The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love" - W. Somerset Maughn
From personal life: "I was just telling Sara K. that I have no particular segway between being stone cold sober and really wasted. Then she kicked her glass of water across the room..." - Zouwera (Christmas day, 2002, west africa)
So that is that. We'll see if it goes anywhere, eh?
EDITED_BY: vanize (1111489303)
Well, since so many people had their intro threads wiped out and are starting new ones, I figure I could use these events to start my own, ultra-untimely intro, seeing as how I've been around HoP for like 3 years.
So then:
Name: Vance
Alias: Van, Vanize, Add, Zaidou (my 'African' name) ... oh, and I almost forgot, Pixie Banger! (don't ask if you don't really want to know).
Age: 34 (35 now)
Location: Potchefstroom, South Africa (WSW of Jo'berg) presently. Grew up in Houston, Texas. Most of my Family lives in Austin, Texas. I'm moving to Berlin, Germany in January for 2 years. (ok, been in Berlin for a year now)
Favourite Toys: sailboats (been sailing 29 years), surfboards (been surfing 19 years), poi (3.5 years) (almost 5 years now)
Occupation: Reasearch scientist (Ph.D. in space physics)
Hobbies: Too many - sailing, surfing, poi, scale models, travelling, collecting stamps and paper money from places I visit, Dungeons & Dragons, SCUBA diving, tropical fish, reading, painting, drawing, getting projects ready for Burningman, ....
Your favourite website/s: www.burningman.com
Music: I'll listen to most anything except modern country music. My favorites are classical (e.g. vivaldi, beethoven), trance, classic rock (led zep, hendrix, beatles), and what used to be called alternative (foo fighters, pixies, whale, ...)
Movies: blade runner (director's cut), strictly ballroom, band of brothers (more like a mini series I guess), amelie, ... er, I know there are more, but I can't think of them just now.
Books: mostly sci-fi, fantasy, and history.
Philosophy: Technological Gaiaism, Quantum Fatalism
Favourite Colour: Burgandy ( sorry Alice!)
Favourite Quote/Saying:
From a movie: "Gentleman, we have a blind date with destiny, and she just ordered the lobster!" - the Shoveler (Mystery Men).
From literature: "The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love" - W. Somerset Maughn
From personal life: "I was just telling Sara K. that I have no particular segway between being stone cold sober and really wasted. Then she kicked her glass of water across the room..." - Zouwera (Christmas day, 2002, west africa)
So that is that. We'll see if it goes anywhere, eh?
EDITED_BY: vanize (1111489303)
-v-
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
I was gonna take my car to a track one day and see how fast it went, but never got around to it. It's a Honda Prelude Si. Was thinking about putting a turbo on it, new racing rings, tighter suspension, high flow exhaust, and changing the fuel feed, but was a grad student at the time. Besides, it already goes faster than I dare drive it anyway! Trying to sell the car right now (it is mothballed back in Texas).
I was gonna take my car to a track one day and see how fast it went, but never got around to it. It's a Honda Prelude Si. Was thinking about putting a turbo on it, new racing rings, tighter suspension, high flow exhaust, and changing the fuel feed, but was a grad student at the time. Besides, it already goes faster than I dare drive it anyway! Trying to sell the car right now (it is mothballed back in Texas).
-v-
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
haven't you been trying to sell it for the past 7 months though?
vanize knows how fast my car will go, not I. I wasn't in the car when he made the decision to see.
haven't you been trying to sell it for the past 7 months though?
vanize knows how fast my car will go, not I. I wasn't in the car when he made the decision to see.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
My brother is a slacker - should have never asked him to be the one to sell it - my sister would have managed selling it 6 months ago!
and: bah - Spritie's car barely does 95 mph!
which I was a bit suprised about actually... it has a good engine - the gearing on the automatic transmission is crap though - a modest redesign of that could get your car going a lot faster. - oh yeah, that was the other thing I was going to do to my car - new gearing ratios.
My brother is a slacker - should have never asked him to be the one to sell it - my sister would have managed selling it 6 months ago!
and: bah - Spritie's car barely does 95 mph!
which I was a bit suprised about actually... it has a good engine - the gearing on the automatic transmission is crap though - a modest redesign of that could get your car going a lot faster. - oh yeah, that was the other thing I was going to do to my car - new gearing ratios.
-v-
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well, my car's only a crap pug but we'll take her as fast as she'll manage.
Well, my car's only a crap pug but we'll take her as fast as she'll manage.
Gayle.....!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
good - then I shal bring the gag for skully and we'll be covered!
good - then I shal bring the gag for skully and we'll be covered!
-v-
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
I never said it was fast...It's only got a 4 cylinder engine, so I wasn't expecting much.
So if your car sells, what's you plan for spending the money?
I never said it was fast...It's only got a 4 cylinder engine, so I wasn't expecting much.
So if your car sells, what's you plan for spending the money?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
supressing student loans.
supressing student loans.
-v-
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Pfffffft! I go out to pay my over due council tax bill (bad bad Skully for not paying 2 months in a row) and when I come back what do I find??? Gayle and Vanize plotting against me!
Hmmmmm Are you forgetting that you are my Evil Twin Gayle?? Aren't WE meant to gang up on Vanize? After all he is a boy and all! Sheesh woman! I can see I'm going to have to give you a lot more 'be mean to men' training! AND! AND! whats more... he is probably taller than me TOO so that gives me a reason to barge him! (please see Gidgs thread for reasons why)
Whoelse is going to be in this car with us? I need to find allies against you two.
Pfffffft! I go out to pay my over due council tax bill (bad bad Skully for not paying 2 months in a row) and when I come back what do I find??? Gayle and Vanize plotting against me!
Hmmmmm Are you forgetting that you are my Evil Twin Gayle?? Aren't WE meant to gang up on Vanize? After all he is a boy and all! Sheesh woman! I can see I'm going to have to give you a lot more 'be mean to men' training! AND! AND! whats more... he is probably taller than me TOO so that gives me a reason to barge him! (please see Gidgs thread for reasons why)
Whoelse is going to be in this car with us? I need to find allies against you two.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
she's just looking out for your best interests and secret desires darling...
she's just looking out for your best interests and secret desires darling...
-v-
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
would you like my sooty puppet, hes rather good at head butting people!
would you like my sooty puppet, hes rather good at head butting people!
Step (el-nombrie)
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
hmmm...I wonder why I thought you were going to use it go take a trip?
hmmm...I wonder why I thought you were going to use it go take a trip?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
you talkin to me or skully mech?
If you are talking to me, then hell yeah! I have a friend who is scared
of sock puppets and I'll be pleased to terrorize her with Sooty.
you talkin to me or skully mech?
If you are talking to me, then hell yeah! I have a friend who is scared
of sock puppets and I'll be pleased to terrorize her with Sooty. -v-
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Non expressed an interest. Just have to see how her work is.........Anyway Skully Vanize is right i am looking out for your best interests and secret desires as i know you want to be bound and gagged by him!
Mech - you're going to give her a complex about sooty. In fact he's starting to scare me as well!
Non expressed an interest. Just have to see how her work is.........Anyway Skully Vanize is right i am looking out for your best interests and secret desires as i know you want to be bound and gagged by him!
Mech - you're going to give her a complex about sooty. In fact he's starting to scare me as well!
Gayle.....!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
really?!? cool!
Written by: BristolPoi (Gayle)
Anyway Skully Vanize is right i am looking out for your best interests and secret desires as i know you want to be bound and gagged by him!
really?!? cool!
-v-
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
since when did I have a secret desire to be bound and gagged by a pseudo-german?!? Why is it until now I didn't know this? Woooah! that secret desire stuff is so damn secret even the owner of it never knows........ Are you sure about this Gayle? I always thought my secret desire was to sit in a specially heated bath of molten chocolate that the heater breaks down on so the chocolate hardens around my body and a hunky Fire brigade officer has to come and eat their way through the chocolate to get me out. (please note in the interests of PG rating I did not write 'a hunky Fire brigade officer has to come and eat me out')
since when did I have a secret desire to be bound and gagged by a pseudo-german?!? Why is it until now I didn't know this? Woooah! that secret desire stuff is so damn secret even the owner of it never knows........ Are you sure about this Gayle? I always thought my secret desire was to sit in a specially heated bath of molten chocolate that the heater breaks down on so the chocolate hardens around my body and a hunky Fire brigade officer has to come and eat their way through the chocolate to get me out. (please note in the interests of PG rating I did not write 'a hunky Fire brigade officer has to come and eat me out') Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
i have to meet you some day skully.
i have to meet you some day skully.
Love is the law.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
ok, that is a fairly respectable secret desire, I have to admit. maybe even beats getting bound and gaged in galyes car by your's truely... maybe.
ok, that is a fairly respectable secret desire, I have to admit. maybe even beats getting bound and gaged in galyes car by your's truely... maybe.
-v-
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ado-p fly over to Bristol and come with us.............................
Written by: Skulduggery
(please note in the interests of PG rating I did not write 'a hunky Fire brigade officer has to come and eat me out')
Ado-p fly over to Bristol and come with us.............................
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Damn..... now you all know it, its no longer a secret desire. I'll have to think of a new one now..... hmmmmm......... ribbon...... hmmmmmmm ..... *wonders off to think*
Damn..... now you all know it, its no longer a secret desire. I'll have to think of a new one now..... hmmmmm......... ribbon...... hmmmmmmm ..... *wonders off to think*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
If you are looking for something else to post, you still haven't made your falmout confessions, now that you are actually going...you've just aluded.
If you are looking for something else to post, you still haven't made your falmout confessions, now that you are actually going...you've just aluded.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
actually I have made my falmouth confssions - just not publically!
actually I have made my falmouth confssions - just not publically!
-v-
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
*runs back in* Ooooooo yes Spritie you're right!
Come on lil Vanize tell all. You know you want to! Huh? Huh? tell lil ol' Skully all the sordid stuff!
*runs back in* Ooooooo yes Spritie you're right!
Come on lil Vanize tell all. You know you want to! Huh? Huh? tell lil ol' Skully all the sordid stuff!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
but what if the confessions involve elaborate fantasies that include you skully - would you still want to hear them then?
but what if the confessions involve elaborate fantasies that include you skully - would you still want to hear them then?
-v-
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
maybe others would?
maybe others would?
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
who? you?
who? you?
-v-
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Oh what the heck tell 'em anyway! Its not like its for real! Besides I need a few more rumours going around about me on here. I'm sure the 'evil bitch' one is getting old now!
Oh what the heck tell 'em anyway! Its not like its for real! Besides I need a few more rumours going around about me on here. I'm sure the 'evil bitch' one is getting old now!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
GOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
*perks up ears*
*perks up ears*
Love is the law.
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
evil bitch? damn, I missed that one...
evil bitch? damn, I missed that one...
-v-
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
fine then - partial (and probably completely unsatisfying) confession posted in foul-mouth confessions thread.
fine then - partial (and probably completely unsatisfying) confession posted in foul-mouth confessions thread.
-v-
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
pfffffft you call that a confession?!?! *sulks*
pfffffft you call that a confession?!?! *sulks*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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