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Posted: 26th Nov 2003
About bloody time!!!

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
yeah, well... I'm shy.

Besides, I just *knew* that Malcolm was going to have to upgrade his board eventually and make everyone start their intros over, so I figured I'd wait till that happened!

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
ello darlin

i love the film amilie too, i have a freind who reminds ne of her since you like that film you may wanna watch 'chocolat' (or however you write chocolate in french!!) its a book to, which is supposed to be better than the film..okay im babling mow so im gonna go

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
I've been told to watch chocolat before actually, but never got around to it. I wanted to see it while it was still at the art film theater back when I was in grad school, but never found the time (damned grad school - I'm never doing that again!)

and oh yeah, I forgot to include a picture of my self. This is me with a hangover:

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maybe I should make that my avatar...

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Hello! So excellent to see your intro at last. ::cuddles vanize:: You remind me of someone in your photo, but I can't quite put my finger on whom. I have this fleeting mental image of small round glasses.

E pluribus unum, baby.

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Lol i think taht picture was actually the first one i saw of you 2 and some years ago.... funny you did not manage to scare me away then... or despite all your effort throughout the years :P

I will keep my personal words to cuddly personal emails and just will send out big fat bear hugs
You are one of the most beautiful friends I have in this universe and i am forever thankfull for our friendship

You are also a sexy beast and i thought all people should be warned lololololol

I am glad you like Amelie I hope one day soon we can just go for strolls in Paris ... how about next summer ?

thank you for your shine
You are beautiful
Cass

PS ; note to self ... write nastier post later to keep his ego in check :P

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Space physics?



He must be one of dem smart types.



Allright, Van. Let's hear about "Pixie Banger." If I can shove a tube into a guy's bladder without it fazing me, I think I can handle anything.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
'ello!!!!!!! so how you be? will you be joining us in my r-rated thread? i quite enjoyed our last conversation on hood piercings and just the fact that you know your greek gods/goddesses is just way cool.

**runs off to see who has visited her brothel, er i mean, thread**

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Good to see you in my thread Regyt - thanks for taking the invite. I tend to think that in that picture I look like the evil 'toon in who "who framed rodger rabbit"



Hi Cass!!! great to have you around my place again, even if it is only virtual this time. Looking forward to that stroll thru Paris - perhaps after the EJC? We'll have to see how the vacation time goes though. Hope you don't mind my neice joining us if she is visiting me then. No need to take pot shots at my ego - it seems to be the favorite pass time of South African women, so you needn't worry about it getting too inflated till after I get to Berlin.



Lightning - I'm going to give you three stories about Pixie Banger. One and a half is true - guess which:



1) I was at a beach rave one night a couple years ago spinning fire and talking to lots of people. A couple days later, all the Houston area fire performers registered on HoP get an email from someone with an email handle of "Pixie Child" saying they wanted to learn poi. A few of respond, and the only person who gets a response in return is me. So Pixie Child shows up to my apartment one day after I agree to show here some basics. Turns out she is really cute, an ex-gymnast (still very petite though), and 17 (ie, just over 1/2 my age at the time). Evidently she saw me at the beach rave, and wasn't particularly interested in poi lessons after all. And yes, 17 is legal in Texas, as she was so quick to inform me...



2) I have many faeries, sprites, pixies, and other bothersome, semi-sentient diminutive woodland creatures in and around my life. While faeries can be a little drool with their self deluding fantasies and make quite a mess with all their glitter, and sprites are a bit ill mannered in in terms of their social interactions, I can more or less deal with them. However, pixies are another story. They want everone to beleive they are just as sweet and kind as faeries, but the whole time they are sceming all sorts of practicle jokes and other mayhem, just waiting for you to become complacient so they can pull a fast one on you. They are insidious! So I have developed several elite pixie hunting tequniques. These usually involve a large stick with knobby spikes on it. The spikes are good for damaging their wings. That way, if you only 'wing' one as it flits by, then often even only minor damage to a wing will cause it to descend to earth in a rapid spiral where you can club it much more more easily than when it is in the air. While the butterfly type wings of a faerie are more for beauty than flight agility, they are much more robust than the dragonfly type wings that give pixies their speed and manuverability. I also tend to think that it is jealousy of the faerie wings that drives pixies to be so malcontent at heart while still wanting everyone to love them as faeries are loved.



3) PIXIE stands for 'Polar Ionospheric X-Ray Imaging Experiment', an X-ray camera on the Polar spacecraft science mission, which I used data from for my masters dissertation (well, not the PIXIE instrument, but another one). So back in the day when they were still mounting the instruments to Polar's payload deck and I was still an early grad student, my advisor and I (along with some other people working with the upcoming mission that were all at the same meeting) were allowed in the cleanroom to check out the spacecraft up close, which was really cool. Well, to make a long and embarrasing story short, they shouldn't allow a klutz like me around really expensive hardware, because I managed to kick over... actually, I'm not exactly sure what it was for, but it was a long peice of aluminum C-channel stock (a U-shaped peice of aluminum rod for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about), which fell square on the the PIXIE instrument with a loud clang. That was tense, I'll tell you! Luckily the instrument was fine (it had to be designed to go thru the rigors of being launched into space after all!), but it was a long time before my advisor let me live it down.



And last, but not least - Pounce, my favorite HoP tounge! I trust you like the modifications I am making to your dungeon. Once I get things in there settled to my extremely rigourous virgo standards, I think you'll be seeing quite a lot of me in there. Virgos make the best doms you know...

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
yes, yes we do. it's our repressed sexual nature and anal retentiveness. i look forward to seeing you around on my thread. i'm liking what you've done so far!!

something about the phrase "my favorite HoP tongue" just sounds so cool. **scratches head** i kinda like being known that way.

**giggles**

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Hmm... ok pounce, I have a question for you, but I think I should pose it in your thread...

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
**runs over to her thread and waits in suspense**

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
it's there now.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
hehe, yes i see it. and responded

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
well, I responded again, so take that! (and that!)

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
tag you're it!!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Hey Pounce, what part of Denver do you live in? And do you ever go to Burningman?

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
i live in the cherry creek area (southeast denver by aurora). never been to burningman tho i've been planning to go for like 8 or 9 years now when i first heard about it. something always comes up tho, usually money or school or work

i will make it tho, perhaps this next year. i'll just have finished my internship so i think that's a good graduation gift to myself, don't you think?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Posted: 26th Nov 2003

Quote:

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I trust you like the modifications I am making to your dungeon. Once I get things in there settled to my extremely rigourous virgo standards, I think you'll be seeing quite a lot of me in there. Virgos make the best doms you know...

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Hrmph. Us Capricorns can make excellent dommes as well, I'll have you know. ::cracks knuckles:: Or do you need me to prove it to you?

E pluribus unum, baby.

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
oooh, i can play both sides. wanna prove it to me?

**looks around**

oops, wrong thread

**giggles**

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
what? are you challenging me to a dom-off?!?

ok then, who is the lucky sub?

may the best man win.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
::wicked grin:: C'mere, baby. Let's continue this conversation in your intro...

E pluribus unum, baby.

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
hey, come back here! (friggin' women types... grumble grumble grumble... )

Pounce - heads up for a PM about burningman in your box soon!

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
I think the ever-lovely Pounce just volunteered to be victimized in the dom-off.

Best man, eh? ::rummages about, muttering 'where did I put that strap-on...'::

E pluribus unum, baby.

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
YES!!!

oh, i'm sorry, my manners, what was i thinking. i deserve a spanking for that

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
At least you included the colour pink in your intro

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Regyt, I like your way of thinking...Vanize,I hope you are up for the challenege...

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
the least I could do for you my dearest alice (bows and lightly kisses her right hand). Glad you could come by. Sorry I'm so distracted just now...

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Oh ho! Spritie of all people asking if I am up for the challenge! you are going to pay for that one for real in about 3 weeks and a day!

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

Posted: 26th Nov 2003
Jeez, I'd better look in on Pounce's dungeon, just to make sure no side scheming is going on in there...

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!