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Login/Join to ParticipateCooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
Brenonfire: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Brenonfire: It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.
Refuge: I don't use light bulbs they're so lame!
EoN: Yeah, lightbulbs are just soooooooo Edison... *scowl*
SE: Light bulbs are okay. They're really just a cleaned up version of the light tube. You should check them out.
Refuge: I can't condone the use of light bulbs, I feel that it enables too many meth users.
Brenonfire: I only use fair trade organic locally produced soy based beeswax candles
EoN: Bren wins an internet!!!!!!!!
Refuge: You do realise we are all bashing ourselves!
EoN: We're so 2.0! *nods*
Refuge: 2.0 is so 20th century
EoN: Yeah, 3.4.1 is WAY more like it!
Refuge: We really could carry this on and on! Love it!
Brenonfire: We'll do it until other people start. Then we'll stop immediately and scorn everyone else.
SE: I've already stopped commenting on this thread, except for ironic posts like this one; I'm too busy listening to Die Antwoord, also ironically.
Stranger: I imagine one could possibly do it. They would probably wait till as many other hipster's were around though. To demonstrate skkeeeeaalllzzzz
Refuge: Hipsters were so earlier today(although I was never a hipster)! We are all 3 pointers here! Also, Morrissey is cool again!
Brenonfire: Kraftwerk!
EoN: Self proclaiming hipsters are scenesters masked by better fashion sense and taste in music...
Another Stranger: lol at this threads entirety. You are all so 2007, neanderthalian is the most organic and less processed way to make fire. I rub two sticks.
EoN: No apostrophe, how avant garde... *tee-hee* When was Morrissey NOT cool? O.o
Brenonfire: I only like Morrissey when other bands cover him.
Refuge: I now intend to kill off hipsters once and for all and make a hipster thread in HoP.
EoN: *jaw drops* That's like getting Clark Kent and all expenses paid vacation to Krypton...
Refuge: It should be awesomely interesting!
And I am a man of my word!
The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...
Putting the "FUN" in fundamental since 1981
787 posts
Location: Dover, Delaware USA
ZOMG he followed through! That was spontaneously epic in a chill way.
For the lulz...
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EDIT_REASON: Droid does, but not as good as a laptop for inserting video :P
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"As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough"-Waking Life
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All High Dude, Ruler of What You Want
2,280 posts
Location: Trenton, MI, USA
What is this from? The only luck is bad luck.
Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass 
Putting the "FUN" in fundamental since 1981
787 posts
Location: Dover, Delaware USA
SoD, it is facepage shenanigans
~Rock on!~
"As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough"-Waking Life
(All you RLers this is epitome_of_lame *waves hello*)
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
I would have posted a video about hipsters but I don't need a video to express myself.
The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...
Putting the "FUN" in fundamental since 1981
787 posts
Location: Dover, Delaware USA
I think a little coffee came out my nose!
The above video is what makes me the nightmare...
I saw it as a pod on Current TV, I'm so retro having digital cable! EDITED_BY: EpitomeOfNovice (1285440600)
EDIT_REASON: because i can can can!!!
~Rock on!~
"As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough"-Waking Life
(All you RLers this is epitome_of_lame *waves hello*)
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
Digital cable is dope! It doesn't emit EMFs or pollute the blue spectrum in the establishments effort to control my eyes with their technological hand cuffs like wireless. I would say my life and understanding is beyond your comprehension but it's been used already, and I am a consumer of intellectually insightful things not processed, mass manufactured, environmentally polluting, goods made in China.
The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...
owner of the group property
1,277 posts
Location: Seattle, WA, USA
If I seem not to be posting on this thread, it's because I've been sitting aloofly in the corner with a wry smirk on my face.
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Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
*has to express a response through drawings and captions, because I am too 4 dimensional to be 3 dimensional so I have to make something 2 dimensional to make you understand that thing that is too deep for you to understand unless I make it below your level of understanding*
Drawing---------> :-#
The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...
Putting the "FUN" in fundamental since 1981
787 posts
Location: Dover, Delaware USA
*meditates and contemplates in the 5th dimension*
~Rock on!~
"As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough"-Waking Life
(All you RLers this is epitome_of_lame *waves hello*)
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA
The 5th dimension is so progressive! Anyone wanna go snort some Chiva?
The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...
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