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Location: The Underworld
Aw, C'mon, gimme a break I felt left out
Right, so the object of this wee nipper is to find out lots of useless, random facts about all you lovely lot...Giving us all insight into eachother's squeeky-clean thoughts.... Like the eighther/or threads, answer a question, and leave another. Don't hold back!!
What lurks beneath the surface? Lets find out...
Question No.
1: What does one do, when one's mind is a blank?
Az abouve, So below...
176 posts
Location: Chandlers Ford (near Soton)UK
yeah but the real thin crispy ones!
What if colour blind people are seeing the real colours and the rest of us are wrong?
Every ones a monkey!
Yes even you!
557 posts
Location: The Underworld
They do. What are you, an idiot??
Would anyone like to buy a pencil?
Az abouve, So below...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
No.
ping?
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
no, but i'll swap ya for this monkey.
why?
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
confused and abused
363 posts
Location: bristol, United Kingdom
For someone who thinks to much i thought you'd know the answer.
Why the hell not.
Why do we need to know?
My cat's breath smells like catfood
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
simply, because.
is being an atheist mutually exclusive from being agnostic?
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
gerbils eat seeds.
i eat seeds.
am i therefore a gerbil?
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
yes.
Who's got the llama?
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
wheres the llama?
which llama?
giraffe?
no, llama.
249 posts
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
that wasnt a question.
why doesnt anyone actually intellegently answer any questions?
50 posts
Location: Colchester
because that would be too easy!
Monkey see, Monkey do...
50 posts
Location: Colchester
What's at the end of a rainbow????
Monkey see, Monkey do...
3,149 posts
Location: London
The puppets and the bear suit were put in storage and occasionally aired for rubbish cheap nostalgia programs, Jeffrey never worked again and Rod, Jane & Freddy went into the Adult Entertainment Business.
What are the main differences between grouchiness, grumpiness, crankiness and belligerence?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
50 posts
Location: Colchester
they're spelt differently.
how many toes do i have?
Monkey see, Monkey do...
3,149 posts
Location: London
None.
What the...?!?
What happened to all your toes dude?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
53 posts
Location: Brisvegas, Aus
they got chewed off one by one by the evil leprachauns in the garden.
which way is up?
--*SaM*--
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
---------> that way
whats 4385 divided by Glass?
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
177 posts
Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA
42 the answer to the question of life the universe and everything.
Why is my cat hanging downside up on my computer?
Ash Blackstar
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, But Whips and Chains excite me"
"Only way to deal with Drama, heavy weaponry and a strong does of grow the Hell up"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Savage - Mythbusters
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
probably because it heard that computers have mice, and it thinks if it hangs there long enough, one will run out....
Has anyone seen my duct tape?
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Yip, it's on that duct over there.
Is there really a place called Brisvegas?
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
possibliy, however the ability to produce totally non-coeherant statements, or, if you please, 'sentences', at will, is often the best way to go in life as it is vastly superior to a small bowl of blancmange.
will anyone actually bother to come to my party tonight?
137 posts
Location: Bristol
count me in. 'cept i don't know where u live
Who shot JR?
A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho
557 posts
Location: The Underworld
My Mother. It's the whole, Californian/Texan divide thing y'know?
Who puts fluff in Gods belly-button?
Az abouve, So below...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
ummm...
youve stumped me on that one...
*goes off to search google*
666 posts
Location: Netherlands
He gets it from wake boarding on the clouds,
but if they are all sex-less up there, who notices it and takes it out?
Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.
137 posts
Location: Bristol
i was once told that he had specially trained fluff pixies to do it for him (or her )
how much does god get paid for being CEO of Universe Inc.?
A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
He get's 7 creme eggs a week.
Why is my ice-cream all melted?
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
666 posts
Location: Netherlands
Cause you flew too close to the sun,
how do you eat yours?
Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.
50 posts
Location: Colchester
With a specially made spoon, carved by the children of the soil.
Is direction relative, or does my auntie always travel east????
Monkey see, Monkey do...
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
I have to say my auntie goes west...
Does anyone remember that band go west? (wretches)
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