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Hello

My mum sez that I should have my own profile now cauze im a big boy.

today i am 2.

my dad and mum buyed me a car. i drive it and it goes fast. its a holden, and it is red,

my mum sez i can play wih pois but im not allowed to play with fire until im at least 13.
dad sez thats what the policeman used to say to him.

my dad is arsn and my mum is valura,

shes always on this website.

i have two kittens and they are called budi and kitten magee. budi used to be phaerie and pauls cat but he liked kweensland too much and mum sez he didnt want to go to cold melburp. so he lives on my bed now and eats lizards.
I wanted to taste a lizard once, but dad sed no.

so i waited till he went inside.

i love my friends elke and gita and paul and puk and flynt and paherie and paul. my mum and dad sez they are the best friend ever,

mum sez if it wasnt for this website i would still be the glint inmy daddys eye whatever that means,

im going to eat my sandwhich and have a birfday sleep now.
bye!

my first set of poi were given to me when i was three weeks old. Adya gave them too me. i seen her once, she is beeeeauuuutfullll!

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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

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