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The rules:



Just do the paste thing (ctrl-v or whatever it is on your non-Windows keyboard).



But please don't try and make up anything funny just to be able to copy-paste it! Or come here every time you paste something... just do it kind of, like, as spontaneously as possible given that I've just told you to Works best if you don't actually know what you last copied



Oh, and if it's contact details or credit card numbers resist the temptation





mine is:



thrown across water / sometimes i can cry for miles

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

Time does not exist. In theory, everything with a beginning has an end. Therefore, only things with an end can have a beginning. As time has no end, it has no beginning, therefore does not exist. GO PHILOSOPHY!!!
Brittle Week was the shizz!!!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Time does not exist. In theory, everything with a beginning has an end. Therefore, only things with an end can have a beginning. As time has no end, it has no beginning, therefore does not exist. GO PHILOSOPHY!!!
Brittle Week was the shizz!!!

 Written by: Tracy Lynn


30 Things that Girls Want Guys to Know

1. Being on our period is an excuse to not give you any. If we're not getting it, why should you?
2. Love is a word that you shouldn't just use to get us closer. Only say it if you mean it.
3. Cheating is BAD. No matter how you cut it. Whether you were drunk or anything else, it's still your fault.
4. If you ask us what's wrong and we say nothing, there's probably really something wrong and you should try harder to find out.
5. Buying us jewelery is ALWAYS a good way to make up for a fight.
6. If you really do think that some other girl is prettier than us, just tell us. We like to know what you're thinking and how you like girls to look. It sort of gives us an insight.
7. If we get close to you, it means we want to be near you. Pushing us away and telling us we're too "clingy" is a no-no.
8. If we ask if we look fat, and we do, say yes. We don't want to look bad when we go into public.
9. If some other guy checks us out. Don't get mad. There's probably other girls looking at you.
10. If we're on the phone with a guy, or talking to him, or we hug him, it doesn't mean we're into him. Girls just hug people. It's natural.
11. If we seem upset, don't ask us if it's our "time of the month."
12. As much as we find out that you're lying, we still can't help but trust you anyway.
13. Complaining about the way we dress when we hang around other guys is NOT going to get you brownie points.
14. If you don't get along with our friends, we won't like it.
15. You guys don't want to hear about our ex boyfriends. DON'T talk about your ex girlfriends.
16. Oh, and asking us to masturbate in front of you, isn't a turn on. A lot of us don't even do that. If you touch yourself, it's your business. But, some of us don't want to.
17. If a pretty girl walks by, don't stare at her without expecting to be asked, "Do you think she's prettier than I am?"
18. If we bitch because you left the toilet seat up, just put it down. It doesn't take that much effort and it shows that you actually think about what we say.
19. If you get into an argument with us, chances are that we will not stop until we're satisfied that we've won. Just tell us that we were right and you were wrong if you don't want it to continue.
20. If you're single and you see us sitting in the mall or at a restaurant and we're alone, don't just sit there and stare, if you think we're cute, come and tell us.
21. If you've pissed us off, at least show an effort to make up for it.
22. If you go shopping with us, we WILL show you what the clothes look like. They could be little tiny clothes that don't even look like they fit (you like those, admit it), or, they could be full fitting teacher looking outfits. We want you to see them all. We like having your opinion on what we wear.
23. Don't ask us if we think another girl is cute. Most of us don't look at girls that way. That'd be like us asking, "Do you think he has a nice butt?"
24. You DON'T have all of the authority and decision-making power in a relationship that you think you do.
25. If we start to cry, hold us, ask us what's wrong, and talk it out with us. Don't just say it'll be okay if you don't know why we're crying.
26. If we say we're fat, and you buy us chocolate, you're going to have a hard time.
27. Some girls smoke. Get over it. Not all guys think that smoking is a turn off.
28. Getting us drunk is NOT an acceptable way to get us to do things with you.
29. On the other hand, some of us like to drink, so buying us alcohol could be a plus.
30. FINALLY- If you break our hearts, don't let us see you with another girl, we'll probably beat her up.

Something that a friend and I thought up. Just to let the guys know what we're thinking as well.

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

 Written by:

So I escaped and threw over my shoulder "I'll have you know that I don't report sexual harrassment, but I do grade it!"

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

Are you up for it?
;)

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

"In the end there is only fire and a waterfall"

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

"My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely."

"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."