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Posted:
Come on.................. we've all heard them, but i thought there should be a tread specificly for them
i did a search a few times and there;s nothing about "yo mamma" jokes and............ i feel these are not too offencive as they're not aime at any specific person, religeon, creed or colour
jokes i've heard
....
yo mamma's so fat............. when they took the school photo they had to use a satalite photo
yo mamma's so dumb she bought a piece of sand paper thining it was a reliefe map of the sahara
yo mamma's so fat she cut herself and gravy poured out
yo mamma's teeth are so yellow.....she can butter bread with them
yo mamma's so fat when she walks...... her legs say to each other " you let me by, i let you past, you let me by, i let you past
yo mamma's so fat she dosen't sit next to somebody.....she sits next to EVERRRYBODY
i could go on but i'd like to hear any others people have heard
Come on.................. we've all heard them, but i thought there should be a tread specificly for them
i did a search a few times and there;s nothing about "yo mamma" jokes and............ i feel these are not too offencive as they're not aime at any specific person, religeon, creed or colour
jokes i've heard
....
yo mamma's so fat............. when they took the school photo they had to use a satalite photo
yo mamma's so dumb she bought a piece of sand paper thining it was a reliefe map of the sahara
yo mamma's so fat she cut herself and gravy poured out
yo mamma's teeth are so yellow.....she can butter bread with them
yo mamma's so fat when she walks...... her legs say to each other " you let me by, i let you past, you let me by, i let you past
yo mamma's so fat she dosen't sit next to somebody.....she sits next to EVERRRYBODY
i could go on but i'd like to hear any others people have heard
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
it think itsmore fun to just add "ya mum" into conversations...but maybe i spend too much time with flynty!
it think itsmore fun to just add "ya mum" into conversations...but maybe i spend too much time with flynty!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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the henna lady
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Location: WNY, USA
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
Posted:
There's a show on MTV now and all they do is spew out these jokes. Most of them are recycled from ones I'd heard about 15 years ago.
My fav...
Yo mamma is a carpenters delight...flat as a board and easy to nail.
There's a show on MTV now and all they do is spew out these jokes. Most of them are recycled from ones I'd heard about 15 years ago.
My fav...
Yo mamma is a carpenters delight...flat as a board and easy to nail.
Pele
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Location: NJ or DE, USA
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Posted:
I personally like the geeky you mamma jokes that are so bad they're sometimes painful...Such as these found at this spiffy site :
Your Mom is so ugly she doesn't support inheritance.
Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.
If your mom's intelligence were a shell script, it'd be commented out.
I personally like the geeky you mamma jokes that are so bad they're sometimes painful...Such as these found at this spiffy site :
Your Mom is so ugly she doesn't support inheritance.
Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.
If your mom's intelligence were a shell script, it'd be commented out.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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Dona eis requiem *whack*
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Location: Oregon, USA
Troupe Leader and founder, Fire and Steel
241 posts
Location: Oregon, USA
Posted:
Yo mama so fat, it took me a plane, a train, two buses, and a cab to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat, she got a membership at a tanning salon, and instantly caused rolling blackouts... in Manhattan.
Yo mama so fat, she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.
Yo mama so fat, she got a stereo in SURROUND-POUND.
Yo mama so fat, yo daddy installed a LOJACK on the fridge.
Yo mama so fat, she can only play SEEK.
Yo mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a gunfight.
Yo mama so fat, it took me a plane, a train, two buses, and a cab to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat, she got a membership at a tanning salon, and instantly caused rolling blackouts... in Manhattan.
Yo mama so fat, she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.
Yo mama so fat, she got a stereo in SURROUND-POUND.
Yo mama so fat, yo daddy installed a LOJACK on the fridge.
Yo mama so fat, she can only play SEEK.
Yo mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a gunfight.
Frederick the Reckless,
Troupe Leader,
Fire and Steel
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Location: london, United Kingdom
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
yo mamas so fat you have known her all your life and you still aint seen all of her
yo mamas so fat that when she lay on the beach green peace tryed to drag her back in the ocean
yo mamas so fat you have known her all your life and you still aint seen all of her
yo mamas so fat that when she lay on the beach green peace tryed to drag her back in the ocean
life is what you make it and what you want it to be
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks menopause is a button on the remote!
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks menopause is a button on the remote!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
yer well yo mamas so fat that when she has sex your dad burns his ass on the light bulb
yer well yo mamas so fat that when she has sex your dad burns his ass on the light bulb
life is what you make it and what you want it to be
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Troupe Leader and founder, Fire and Steel
241 posts
Location: Oregon, USA
Troupe Leader and founder, Fire and Steel
241 posts
Location: Oregon, USA
Posted:
Yo mama so boring in bed, she thinks "hump back" is just a whale.
Yo mama so boring in bed, she thinks "hump back" is just a whale.
Frederick the Reckless,
Troupe Leader,
Fire and Steel
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a skittle and a rainbow popped out (or is that the other way round? lol)
from nutty professor - yo mamma so fat, her belt size is equator!
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a skittle and a rainbow popped out (or is that the other way round? lol)
from nutty professor - yo mamma so fat, her belt size is equator!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
addict
663 posts
Location: Glasgow
663 posts
Location: Glasgow
Posted:
Yo mamma so fat her first car had a "Wide Load" sticker on it.
Your mom's breath is so bad every time she coughs her teeth duck.
Yo mamma so fat her first car had a "Wide Load" sticker on it.
Your mom's breath is so bad every time she coughs her teeth duck.
Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't
Pooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Posted:
lol, i liked these ones...
Your Mom is like a struct. She's got no class!
private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }
Your mom is so ugly; she put her face up to a retinal scanner and got ERROR: INVALID MEDIA
Written by: Elanna
I personally like the geeky you mamma jokes that are so bad they're sometimes painful...Such as these found at this spiffy site :
Your Mom is so ugly she doesn't support inheritance.
Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.
If your mom's intelligence were a shell script, it'd be commented out.
lol, i liked these ones...
Your Mom is like a struct. She's got no class!
private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }
Your mom is so ugly; she put her face up to a retinal scanner and got ERROR: INVALID MEDIA
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
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Location: Arana Hills, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
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126 posts
Location: Arana Hills, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Posted:
Yo mamma so fat when people swerve to miss her they run outa gas.
Yo mamma so ugly yo dadda takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Yo mamma so wrong, strip clubs pay her to put her clothes back on
Yo mamma so fat when she wears a raincoat people yell "taxi!"
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
Yo mamma so ugly she scares blind people
Yo mamma so fat when people swerve to miss her they run outa gas.
Yo mamma so ugly yo dadda takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Yo mamma so wrong, strip clubs pay her to put her clothes back on
Yo mamma so fat when she wears a raincoat people yell "taxi!"
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
Yo mamma so ugly she scares blind people
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
yo mamma's soooooooooooo ugly when she was a kid her folks tied a slab of meat round her neck so the dog would play with her.
yo mamma's soooooooooooo ugly when she was a kid her folks tied a slab of meat round her neck so the dog would play with her.
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Troupe Leader and founder, Fire and Steel
241 posts
Location: Oregon, USA
Troupe Leader and founder, Fire and Steel
241 posts
Location: Oregon, USA
Posted:
Yo mama so ugly when she was a kid she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
Yo mama so fat when she wears purple little kids ask her for Barney's autograph.
Yo mama wears glasses so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving back.
Yo mama wears glasses so thick, she can see the future.
Yo mama so ugly when she was a kid she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
Yo mama so fat when she wears purple little kids ask her for Barney's autograph.
Yo mama wears glasses so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving back.
Yo mama wears glasses so thick, she can see the future.
Frederick the Reckless,
Troupe Leader,
Fire and Steel
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