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...curiously lost
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Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences!
So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).
Basic rules :-
1) Keep it clean(ish)
as its a PG board
2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun.
3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences!
So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).
Basic rules :-
1) Keep it clean(ish)
as its a PG board2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun.
3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! 
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
were all flirting hehehe
were all flirting hehehe
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
*Tammie arrives with her box of fun*
Here are some errr... toys for you.
*leaves (because I am a good girl lol)*
*Tammie arrives with her box of fun*
Here are some errr... toys for you.
*leaves (because I am a good girl lol)*
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
Fox: good good because i like what i see
Fox: good good because i like what i see
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
i aim to please...
i aim to please... "i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
Posted:
thats never a bad thing
thats never a bad thing
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
*hangs around uncomfortably with the video camera*
I'd feel more at home with some chains and leather...
*hangs around uncomfortably with the video camera*
I'd feel more at home with some chains and leather...
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
*yawn*
Morning all! So many loverly ladies and gentlemen in my bedroom this morning! To you all (btw yes I know its 25 to 5 but I'm working nights and just woke up so 
)
so.....How YOU all doing?
Grrrrrrrrrrr
*yawn*
Morning all! So many loverly ladies and gentlemen in my bedroom this morning!
To you all (btw yes I know its 25 to 5 but I'm working nights and just woke up so )so.....How YOU all doing?
Grrrrrrrrrrr
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
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Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
I'm doing well Mr Meanie-HeadSwim... yourself?
I'm doing well Mr Meanie-HeadSwim... yourself?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
*flirts with anything that walks*
hey how you doing?
*flirts with anything that walks*
hey how you doing?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Very good foxy docsy - especially now you are here Grrrrrrrr
So you like being treated slightly mean i'm guessing?
And anyways how's such a cutie like you get called scarah??
Very good foxy docsy - especially now you are here
GrrrrrrrrSo you like being treated slightly mean i'm guessing?
And anyways how's such a cutie like you get called scarah??
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
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Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
no not as a general rule... i just thought i'd continue with calling you a meanie since it'd worked so far...
as for scarahness... i don't know really... it's just what some of my friends call me...
no not as a general rule... i just thought i'd continue with calling you a meanie since it'd worked so far...
as for scarahness... i don't know really... it's just what some of my friends call me...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
*thehehe* Does that mean you have been "working" on me?
evil feminine powers!!
OK y'all, I'm just off to make some breakfast.......anyone want anything?
*thehehe* Does that mean you have been "working" on me?
evil feminine powers!!
OK y'all, I'm just off to make some breakfast.......anyone want anything?
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
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Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
and if i have??
and if i have?? "i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
anyway sweeties, i'm off to bed... there's not much room in my little bed so if you're all gonna follow, it's gonna be very cosy, but i'll be back tomorrow.
'night!
anyway sweeties, i'm off to bed... there's not much room in my little bed so if you're all gonna follow, it's gonna be very cosy, but i'll be back tomorrow.
'night!
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
night
night
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
oh nothing......just.....well.....nothing
oh nothing......just.....well.....nothing
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
i'm back from my ballet class
*goes to the shower room and gets undressed and pulls the shower curtain across*
lalalalalalalalalalala
i'm back from my ballet class
*goes to the shower room and gets undressed and pulls the shower curtain across*
lalalalalalalalalalala
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom
Posted:
*steals Lauz' clothes and sets up several cameras aswel as a ticket booth*
Get Your Tickets While She's Hot
*steals Lauz' clothes and sets up several cameras aswel as a ticket booth*
Get Your Tickets While She's Hot
Proudly Owned By The BMVC
Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
lalalalalalalala
*starts to wash hair*
lalalalalalalala
*starts to wash hair*
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
ooh ooh I'll take a ticket
ooh ooh I'll take a ticket
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
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b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
Posted:
im in
oh laaaaaaaaaaaaauz
you sexy monkey is awake and needs a shower
*undresses and steps into the shower giving lauz a big cosy hug*
im in
oh laaaaaaaaaaaaauz
you sexy monkey is awake and needs a shower
*undresses and steps into the shower giving lauz a big cosy hug*
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
*starts washing body with shower gel*
lalalalalalala
*starts washing body with shower gel*
lalalalalalala
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
oh theres a monkey here with me
oh theres a monkey here with me
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
lol a cheeky monkey???
lol a cheeky monkey???
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
hehehe.
*jumps out of shower and runs and grabs a towel*
hehehe.
*jumps out of shower and runs and grabs a towel*
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
oh vampy u forgot to get the towels!!!!
oh vampy u forgot to get the towels!!!!
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
hmmm my towel is getting wet now.
i'm cold and want to sit down. but cant with wet towel and she stole my clothes
hmmm my towel is getting wet now.
i'm cold and want to sit down. but cant with wet towel and she stole my clothes
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*wanders in putting on lipy and adjusting his dress
damn did i get the wrong idea again?
*wanders in putting on lipy and adjusting his dress
damn did i get the wrong idea again?
back
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
yeah can i steal that dress please i'll just have to go knickerless lol
yeah can i steal that dress please i'll just have to go knickerless lol
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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