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Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
...if you woke up next to the person above you?
Since I'm starting..."Oh no."
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
197 posts
Location: Bolton
Wow, there're a lot of people in this here bed.
Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
is that really a monkey!?!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
yup.
why thank you...rrrrrrrr A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
oh no damn i forgot i didnt like monkeys (just joking i love you really
) Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night 
* - libby_tuesday
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
hmmm... i must have had alot to drink... oh no... maybe i am a lesbian after all... how do i weasle my way out of this one?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Grrrrr morinin foxy.......*slap*......ow that hurt
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! 
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Argh! there's a meanie in my bed!
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
i think at this rate i should become a lesbian i keep waking up next to women!
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Nononono... I wanted her boyfriend! Dammit...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
lol hahahaha
he thinks he can have my boyfriend he better think again!
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
c*ckblocker...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
sexy gay guy who cant have my boyfriend
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
oh no. why am i here.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
hmmmm woke up next to this person before
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
why am i asleep here? i'm sure i got chucked out.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
wow how did i end up with someone so sexy in my bed?
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
cool how 31337 of me to score
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
there cheating on me they just woke up in someone elses bed before!
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
130 posts
Location: Norwich
I'm sooooo gonna put razor wire down before I go to bed again...
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
ouch razor wire bloody hurts i've been ripped to shreads!!!!
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
wow how did i get so drunk to wake up with a lesbian??
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
god she thinks i'm a lesbian arhhhhhh
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
ehem lauz im a man
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
ohhhh sorry
damn i feel stupid
erm was happy coz he thaught he was next to a lesbian
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
its ok
wow shes sexy but why is her bra ripped...looks like its been cut with...razorblades?
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
oh dear he's staring at my bra does that mean i have no clothes on
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
damn straight it does
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
he can see me in my undies he'll get really scared
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
oh no looks like a razor blade cut the strap *gets out razor blade and cuts the strap*
woops bra fell off
there not so asleep anymore!
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ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
*yum* again, i seem to always post after pretty girls
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
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