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By all accounts you're a sterling bunch of folk, but a random wander in, wave and hello has got me on the back foot.

I know, an A-Z of Liz...

Athletic (Ha haaaa!)
Belligerent (hardly...)
Conspicuous (I'm a 6 foot tall lady )
Dogtanion lover
English language is failing me
Fortunate
Girl (of the big __s blouse variety)
Happy
Impressionable
Jovial
Koala worshipper
Late, for my lesson… or I will be if I don’t get a move on
Monkey lover
Newt worrier
Orange-otang wannabe
Perplexed (by all these inexplicable animal references)
Quandary
Retarded (in a self mocking way)
Simple (see above)
Teacher of Art (head of department by default - I'm the only one!)
Unsure of what else to write for ‘U’
Vegetable lover – even asparagus
Water babe
Xpunged (??? I don’t know what of)
Young for my age
Zulu!!!

Right, must get to that lesson.

XxX
Liz_Ard

I was much funnier before my computer crashed

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Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

It took a while, but once their numbers dropped from 50 down to 8, the other dwarves started to suspect Hungry.

Written by: Liz_Ard

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Vegetable lover – even asparagus

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THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

I was much funnier before my computer crashed

I was much funnier before my computer crashed

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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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